Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2023

Addressing the “ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM”, are we? ;D

Easy answer: at the zoo.

he was giving Tarzan a ride home; Don’t believe me? Check Animal Crackers

Que?

“I was in the room, of course. Where else would I be?”

Doesn’t he mean January 6th? :-}

Go ahead… call me Dumbo just one more time… Mister Pancake… er, Mister Prosecutor!

One thing an elephant always remembers is the Fifth Amendment.

My memory is fine. My attention to detail was quite likely focused elsewhere.

Bleeb is riveted by this courtroom drama.

On a sea cruise – he had his trunk with him.

What, no red coloring available for the stripes on the flag?

He needs to see a doctor, it looks like he has elephantitis.

thank goodness there isn’t a peanut gallery

Seems like the corny punsters got up early today, good job!

He was in “the room”

Elephants are known for a long accurate memory…unlike husbands. lol

I suspect he was out getting trunk.

Eating peanuts. Lots and lots of peanuts

That’s irrelephant, your honor!

“I’ve been to so many rallies, it’s hard to keep them straight.”

He meant what he said and he said what he meant.

Ok, I’ll admit I was being the “elephant in the room” at the Ladies Book Club…..

Tuscany? At a republican convention.

You draw a dang good elephant, John.

Where were you on January 6, 2021?

Obama born in Kenya?

No, that’s really dumb. I don’t remember anyone saying that.

Object, your honor; Leading the witness…

Your honor, that statement is irrelephant!!

Say anything. Prosecutors, jurors, and judges do not understand elephantese.