Close to Home by John McPherson for October 12, 2024

Three weeks?? LOL Picky picky.

They dont give a sheet

Three sheets to the wind

I am lucky if I can wash mine more than twice a year. I feel no guilt.

it’s just an OCD help group

…umm, that’s not mildew.

OK, I was just thinking it’s coming up on about 3 months…but I feel no guilt, if that’s what they’re worried about.

Let me guess the support group is called “Cheat Sheets”

Since “changing” the sheets appears to be the problem condition here, I may have a solution.

Just keep adding new sheets to the top of the old ones. When it starts to be way too many sheets, just throw them away and start over.

If you find you can’t throw them away… well, then that’s a whole ‘nuther support group!

The sheets have to want to change.

Holy Sheet.

I don’t feel so bad now…

There is a support group for all of your problems.

Wait, you’re supposed to change your sheets?

Eeeeewww!

Well, Bleeb. It’s kinda long range, but you have a good angle. All in all, you’ve had a pretty good week.

Sheets? Vot ess dis “sheets” ting dat you speek of?

I’m wondering if this hits Close To Home for John McPherson.

Mmmm beer and milkshake

I change my sheets when it gets too stiff to sleep on…

Once a week for me.

Things have totally cotton out of hand.

I sometimes take the sheets off, launder and dry them, and then put them back on. Whether or not I change them or get out clean ones to use, I do it weekly. My dog sleeps on my bed, too, but I would change them weekly even if I didn’t have a dog.

Leave the sheets alone. Eventually they will change themselves.

I have so little energy I can change my sheets only every few months

Do the sheets have a support group too. “People are always trying to change me!”

Hey Sleeper! Leave those sheets alone!

Gross, I change mine weekly.

And thats where the bed bugs bite!

Once a week for me, but I do understand the desire to never change them, ever again. :)

I have to write it down on the calendar or I forget. And….I can see I forgot to write it down again! : )

This reminds me… oops!

Mildewy?! YUCK!

Wow! Once a week for me.