Close to Home by John McPherson for October 12, 2024

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    Leroy  2 months ago

    Three weeks?? LOL Picky picky.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    They dont give a sheet

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    C  2 months ago

    Three sheets to the wind

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    AllishaDawn  2 months ago

    I am lucky if I can wash mine more than twice a year. I feel no guilt.

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    it’s just an OCD help group

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    comixbomix  2 months ago

    …umm, that’s not mildew.

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    OK, I was just thinking it’s coming up on about 3 months…but I feel no guilt, if that’s what they’re worried about.

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    j_m_kuehl  2 months ago

    Let me guess the support group is called “Cheat Sheets”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Since “changing” the sheets appears to be the problem condition here, I may have a solution.

    Just keep adding new sheets to the top of the old ones. When it starts to be way too many sheets, just throw them away and start over.

    If you find you can’t throw them away… well, then that’s a whole ‘nuther support group!

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    orinoco womble  2 months ago

    The sheets have to want to change.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Holy Sheet.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  2 months ago

    I don’t feel so bad now…

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    jbduncan  2 months ago

    There is a support group for all of your problems.

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    scpandich  2 months ago

    Wait, you’re supposed to change your sheets?

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    Aficionado  2 months ago

    Eeeeewww!

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    Aficionado  2 months ago

    Well, Bleeb. It’s kinda long range, but you have a good angle. All in all, you’ve had a pretty good week.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Sheets? Vot ess dis “sheets” ting dat you speek of?

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    I’m wondering if this hits Close To Home for John McPherson.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Mmmm beer and milkshake

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    I change my sheets when it gets too stiff to sleep on…

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    e.groves  2 months ago

    Once a week for me.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Things have totally cotton out of hand.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    I sometimes take the sheets off, launder and dry them, and then put them back on. Whether or not I change them or get out clean ones to use, I do it weekly. My dog sleeps on my bed, too, but I would change them weekly even if I didn’t have a dog.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    Leave the sheets alone. Eventually they will change themselves.

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    dialfred  2 months ago

    I have so little energy I can change my sheets only every few months

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Do the sheets have a support group too. “People are always trying to change me!”

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    Hey Sleeper! Leave those sheets alone!

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    Gross, I change mine weekly.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    And thats where the bed bugs bite!

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    Widdershins  2 months ago

    Once a week for me, but I do understand the desire to never change them, ever again. :)

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I have to write it down on the calendar or I forget. And….I can see I forgot to write it down again! : )

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    PaintTheDust  2 months ago

    This reminds me… oops!

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    Mildewy?! YUCK!

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    Carolyn Cherry  2 months ago

    Wow! Once a week for me.

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