Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 21, 2014
Transcript:
Man: I tell ya, some of the diseases we dwarves get from working in the cookie factory are awful. Hamhock: I'll bet. Man: Fudge poisoning, caramel madness, brown sugar fever... frosting kidneys, confectioner's lung... Hamhock: Terrible... Man: Piearrhea... Hamhock: Okay, okay, I get it!!
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Piearrhea? Is that anything like peanutarreha? Pretty sure I’ve had peanutarreha lately. But the cure for that is simple. Stop eating so many peanuts.
StoicLion1973 almost 11 years ago
So many puns! This one made me laugh out loud…now my co-workers are questioning my sanity.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Diabetes.
emjaycee almost 11 years ago
Easy way to remember how to spell diarrhea, seborrhea, gonorrhea, and catarrh: these are all RRH: Really Really Horrible. Learned that from a nursing student.
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
That last one alone is hilarious; it would make a great running joke, but it’s already too much for Hamhock.