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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2012
Transcript:
Joanie: Hi... it's Joanie... who am I calling? Phone: Joanie! It's Brad! We've been trying to reach you all morning! What happened to you? Joanie: Brad wants to know what happened to me. Alex: You had a hip replacement. Joanie: I had a hip replacement. Phone: That's it? We were worried! Get the hell down here!
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Couldnāt she have scheduled the operation AFTER the election?
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
I love Alex. Compare her behavior toward her Grammy with that of Jeff!
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 12 years ago
I donāt know, Alex seems so two-dimensional, like a caricature. Like some sort of fictional cartoon character.
Mike31g over 12 years ago
Slightly off-topic I know, but I found attached interesting:http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2012/10/29/121029taco_talk_editors Mike
Tog over 12 years ago
Sounds like my Dad back in his rabid control freak days. My brother had compound fractures of his arm and Dad wanted him to come into the workshop and get on with things. I told Dad he should take a hike and fortunately my brother said the same thing. Happily, Dad has mellowed since.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Right, sheāll hip-hop right over.
stellablu122 over 12 years ago
Elizabeth Warren, Chris Murphy, and Barack Obama need you.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
I donāt think she will make it out of there too soon. Docs can be pretty persuasive, though sometimes patients go AWOL, AMA. In real life, she will require more recovery time in hospital, then rehab in physical rehab center. Orthopedics has come a long way in the last few years, but you still canāt jump out of bed right after a joint replacementā¦ Well, not really, though one canāt always predict a cartoon strip.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
I hear that a big storm has caused the campaign to come to a screeching halt.
Beleck3 over 12 years ago
the media has something ābigger than their love for Rmoney or their hate for Obamaā to focus on?lol. only temporary. at least it is nice while it lasts. too bad it will return to their regular schtick, way too soon. at least the pictures are informative, unlike their lies.
Linguist over 12 years ago
I sincerely hope that everyone of our commentators have remained safe and dry and are āempoweredā. Sorry, bad pun, but couldnāt resist.The one positive thing to come out of this horrendous storm is that it is turning our national attention away ( temporarily ) from the political vitriol and towards what we do best ā helping each other, in times of need.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
āWHY REPUBLICANS LIE. Why do they lie about everything? They lie because the reward is greater than the risk. they know that corporations own the media since they are in the corporations pockets they can say and do anything knowing that they will not be fact checked or held to a standard to where they have to own up to all their lies.ā
āDavid210, āWhy Republicans Lieā, DAILY KOS, 2012 October 11, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/11/1143002/-Why-republicans-lie
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
āDanger: A handful of corporations own the media and their influence is not transparent to viewers. Their intrinsic conflict of interest limits our access to diverse perspectives.ā
āTHRIVE: WHAT ON EARTH WILL IT TAKE?, Ā© Copyright 2012 Clear Compass Media, http://www.thrivemovement.com/the_12_sectors-media
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
āMost of the media is a āfor profitā commodity, owned by just 6 major corporations, compared to 50 in 1983. According to Media Reform Information Center, that number had dwindled to 10 by 1992. Which in turn leads to this troubling question: does this monopoly compound the racial and political partisan problem now existing in our nation? When so much is concentrated among so little, who controls the conversation and does it accurately depict the tone of the day?ā
āVeronica Roberts, TORONTO [Canada] POST, 2012 August 10, http://www.thetorontopost.net/2012/08/when-only-six-corporations-own-media.html
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
TOP 10 HIGHEST PAID NEWS ANCHORS
Matt Lauer (Today): $21.5 million per year
Bill OāReilly (The OāReilly Factor): $15 million per year
Brian Williams (NBC Nightly News): $13 million per year
Diane Sawyer (ABC World News): $12 million per year
Anderson Cooper (Anderson Cooper 360 and Anderson Live): $11 million per year
Shepard Smith (The Fox Report) $8 million per year
Robin Roberts (Good Morning America) $6 million per year
Joe Scarborough (Morning Joe) $6 million per year
Scott Pelley (CBS Evening News) $4 million per year
Nancy Grace (Nancy Grace) $3 million per year
āChris Ariens, editor, TVNewser.com [blog], Mediabistro, TOP 10 HIGHEST PAID NEWS ANCHORS, http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/top-10-highest-paid-news-anchors_b141063
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
CALLING OUT ALL RIGHTWINGERS ON THIS WEBSITE
Hereās the argument that should make you vote against Willard Mitt Romney:
Just suppose, for the sake of argument only, that all ten of these are āflaming liberalsā. Now, also suppose that they run onto a shocking-but-well-attested, well-researched, whistle-blowing, news story that runs against the interests of their corporate owners who pay them all these millions of dollars.
Two āwhistle blowerā examples:
ā¢ Embezzlement to the tune of $500 million by the CEO of the company that owns NBC.
ā¢ Bribery of a U.S. Congress member to cast the deciding vote for a bill that gives his company, the company that owns ABC, a $900 million no-bid contract to provide ammunition to U.S. troops in Afghanistan. Instead of lead, the ammo is made of āspentā uranium that gives cancer to the troops that have to handle it.
Now, do you suppose that any one of these ten are going to blast this news story day (or night) after day? At the risk of losing her/his job like Dan Rather, one-time anchor of CBS News, lost his job for an exposƩ of presidential candidate George W. Bush?
Not likely.
Bottom line: Whether or not the journalists are āliberalā privately, right-wing CONTROLS them and through them, the media content that spoon-feeds the U.S. voter.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Rightwinger, this (the above) is the reason, if you live in Massachusetts, you should vote FOR ELIZABETH WARREN, an incorruptable consumersā advocate, for U.S. Senate and AGAINST SCOTT BROWN, a Republican.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
It is also the reason Joanie needs to GET WELL QUICK (though not too quick).
wynot over 12 years ago
Please, Montessori Teacher, help me e e e e . . . . !
What does AMA stand for (besides the Meds)?
charliefarmrhere over 12 years ago
The heavily Democrat area of NYC sure got clobbered! Sandy disenfranchised many voters. Who will get blamed for that? Seriously, I wonder if there will be an effort to push back the voting period past Nov. 6, in light of the fact of so many potential voters may not be able to vote by then. This affects voters of both parties over a very broad area, & could well effect the final outcome of who gets elected. I suppose a court battle could ensue, due to who might benefit the most. Personally, even though maybe unpatriotic, I dislike both candidates & will vote for neither this time.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
AMA = against medical advice.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
I am sure we could all exchange anecdotes about what one does after a hip replacement. A lot depends on the individual and the circumstances that the patient is dealing with at home. My 83 year old motherinlaw had 3 joint replacements in one year. Her 83 year old husband was not really able to take care of her as she needed, therefore she was in a rehab center each time after she had the joint replacement. Some folks can just have a visiting nurse at home and get along OK. Of course, Joanie will be up and around before too long, but as I said, I guess individuals vary, etc.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
(My inlaws were living in Hawaii at the time of her joint replacements and their children were on the mainland, so we did what we could to visit and help, but they did need a little extra help, which is not unusual.)
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
My motherinlaw = bionic woman
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Sure, itās only one hip replacement. The other one is fine.
Linguist over 12 years ago
My late dad was convinced that heād had a plastic hip replacement until he set off the metal detector at the airport.
unanim us over 12 years ago
Joanie says: āI had a hip replacement.ā Look at Bradās compassion and empathy: they missed Joanie sooo much: āThatās it? We were worried! Get the hell down here!ā
[Thanks, brother in arms, for the last three.]
Anyway, last night I got really sleepy when I first saw this strip, mistaking it for some AARP moment. Then I read a comment, and Iām a traitor now, since I canāt find it to reply to it. It was saying (something along these lines): āwonder what hit Brad to rush Joanie like that, something must be cooking, canāt wait to see whatā. So I thought: that must be THE POINT!
This am I came with an urge to say thanks for that & couldnāt find it. Thanks anyway. It woke me up to also see that if the politicians care so much for the health of their props, how much more they will care for the health of The People.
Hey, whoever you were who posted that comment, slap me again, Iām still zonked out.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Totally asinine and uncalled for comment !Shame on you !!
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Calimesa Jim: You keep referring to Benghazi, implying dark dishonest motives to Obama. Yet you have absolutely no evidence whatsoever, just a mind apparently mystified by GOP ātalking pointsā.
Do you actually have anything worthwhile to contribute to this discussion website? If so, what is it?
kaffekup over 12 years ago
Benghazi, now thereās a real Watergate scandal that could bring down a presidency, or Iran-Contra, or WMDā¦ When the wingnuts have nothing good to say for themselves, they keep pointing out the mote in someone elseās eye. .Back to Joanie, Iām surprised she didnāt get the hip on November 7th to celebrate Warrenās victory.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
āā¦ Iām surprised she didnāt get the hip on November 7th to celebrate Warrenās victory.ā
I feel the same way. However, when it comes to medical decisions, one doesnāt always have a choice. Example: ā¢ Joanie could have fallen and broke her hip, rendering her unable to rise and walk. She could have been carried out of her house on a gurney and placed in an MTV (med. transport vehicle) for a trip to the emergency department. Or ā¢ she could have just emerged from a doctor-ordered bone-density scan with a severe positive outcome due to advanced osteoporosis; in this case the doc would have feared a fall and ordered immediate hip-replacement surgery.
360guy Premium Member over 12 years ago
Still nothing about Benghazi?
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
If too much alcohol was the most likely cause of osteoporosis, I am sure osteoporosis would be addressed in a very different way when we women over 40 go to our docs. There is a message about too much alcohol, but I have never heard it addressed as a far most likely cause of osteoporosis. As we age, all of the reasons DT mentions above come into play, though smoking and drinking are choices, unlike losing estrogen, for example.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Even though the prez has an ongoing investigation of Benghazi and has been forthcoming on the subject, people on the other side keep bringing it up. This is ironic, since it is Romney who is not being held accountable at all! The questions about FEMA are just the latest. But then again, the RR campaign did say that they āwould not be dictated to by fact checkers.ā
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Joanie is not a young woman, give her a breakā¦ I know she doesnāt have perfect physical features, but few of us do, once we get into our sixties, even among those who are teetotalersā¦
unanim us over 12 years ago
who says: āPeople ā¦ selectively read or not read these posts. They .. also read .. medical information on websites based on scientific evidence.āI stand admonished.Allow me to un-cram: The most likely reason for Joanieās emergency hip replacement was severe osteoNECROsis, which is bone death due to lack of blood supply. Its most likely cause is chronic excessive alcohol consumption.Scientific reference:http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0004519/
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
I havenāt yet seen anyone surmise whether Brad is being facetious, maybe to cheer Joanie up.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Thereās no evidence in Doonesbury or in science that Joanieās hip replacement is due to osteonecrosis.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
We are asking plenty of questions of the RR campaign and receiving no answers. They are the ones who have not been answering questions.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Reminds me of my old job as Foster Care Specialist on the streets of Detroit ā one sprained ankle and crutches did not exempt me from clamboring up folks ice steps in January to take away kids, bring kids for visitation, take kids for medical treatment, etc. Mde it really difficult to carry the little ones tho.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
" Pelosi in a Panda hat ā¦."
Grrrrrrr!