Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 06, 2012

Duck !

It’s only fair. Aim for the blinds.

I’ve always believed in the right to arm bears – and ducks.

The right to arm bears is in the Constitution.

I can just see these comment droning on throughout the day…

Now THAT’s a real sport!

If it looks like a duck, flies like a duck, shoots like a duck?

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Is this an example of mallard aforethought?

Fair game?

Aw, shoot! That’s gonna leave a mark… Iran, Iraq, Iquack….man, always somethin’

Hey, you know how when ducks and geese fly in a V shape, one side of the V is usually longer than the other?….Know why that is? There’s more birds on that side….Math and science rolled into one…..

Is that a Duck Drone?

“What’s the white stuff in bird poop? That’s bird poop too!.”..Kurt Vonnegut………Kinda miss ol’ Kurt….

I think the ducks are sporting the edge here.

Ducks never pay for their weapons, they just put it on their bill.

makes playing duck hunt a lot tougher. but, that would mean an arms race. the hunters would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, the ducks would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, and, the strategy and tactics would change as well. ducks would strike at where the hunters live, the hunters would mine the ponds and lakes where the ducks gather.

I think I’d want to be on the side of the ducks …

Love it!

The great migration.

…and to think, I used to read My Comics in my email – with no comments! How boring that was.

Duck Dodgers in the 23 1/2 century!!

You get down off a goose, silly.

Yeah, & deer.

Next they’ll be giving hand grenades to turkeys . . .

One can only hope that the cast and production crew for Duck Dynasty will be on the business end of that missile.

The mallards are attacking! “Duck” and cover!!

Oh no… a mushroom cloud over Canada?

It seems a little Daffy to me.

So? Ever see (or smell) farmers spread manure on their fields? And the plants EAT that stuff? And we eat the plants? EEEYYYUKKK!

I tend to agree with you. I can’t abide hunting as a sport. Issue small arms to the deer, is what I say. Make it fair.

Mallard Fillmore is finally getting his revenge on all those liberals. What ? You say liberals don’t hunt ? Then who is Mallard firing rockets at ? Oh…the RNC ! Now I get it.

I don’t understand what all the flap is about….

Ducks can’t do loop-d-loop….They might quack up.

Michigan has an official state poison chemical…..PBBs …. The whole state got dosed with it back in the seventies because they fed it toalmost all the cows (oops!) because it was in bags that looked like food bags. They didn’t discover the mistake until months later, after all the beef had been eaten already…Yup. Almost the whole state…Yum…

Dick Cheney once shot a federal judge in the face while duck hunting. Aim a drone at him, please

Ducks shooting back… That would be ducky. Killing innocent creatures for the fun of it, is just mean and horrible. Take up photography… Just as challenging to get the shot, and the pictures make great gifts.

Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone. Time for this duck to go home.

If you are unable to kill a man with your bare hands, you should not wage war. How many innocent people are killed by bombs, missiles and drones?

I’m guano regret this…

It’s eider one thing or another

Dogsniff said;@Omnius & packratjohn: I’m proud to say I’m on the same page with you guys. And yeah, john, let the hunter go up against the deer without a weapon. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++How the hell did your forebears ever make it to California anyways? Did they just recently jet in from Veggyland?Lots of guns, knives and swords were used to just get your fluffy butts perched in the hinterlands of the Sierras and both animals and humans died for the effort and don’t you forget it. For the record, I’m not a gun nut nor a hunter, but I’ve used plenty of the aforementioned in order to make it to today without being a ‘guest of honor funeral’.. Do some genealogy. Read. You might find someone in your past that actually DID something on the trip westthat didn’t involve being sniffingly above those ‘animal killers’…

And for the record regarding deer; Personal deer/car/truck/motorcycle fatalities; 5Total costs of body repair, both human and mechanical; somewhere north side of 12 thousand. So much for wild-life feeders “because they’re so cute”I’m for an open season on ALL those orchard rats.

Tomielm said;@UncaJim Jim, that was then; this is now. No one here needs a history lesson. Go back to sleep *******************************************I bow to your superior knowledge and deep introspection of the subject and its well-explained reply.. .

My kinda sport!! DUCK!!

Has he been talking to Guard Duck from “Pearls Before Swine”?

What’ya call 12 ducks in a crate? A box of quackers! (Credits to my daughter at 6.)