Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2013
January 07, 2013
January 09, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile 1: Look, Burt... Killer dolfeens gone. Crocodile 2: HAHA... Guess dey finally geet message dat dis town not beeg enuff for two predators. Dolphin 1: It's too easy. Dolphin 2: Let's get two more for lunch.
Proof the Crocs of Zeeba Zeeba Eata are complete idiots. There’s always more than two types of predators in that town. I don’t recall the Lions moving away. And what about the town’s number 1 prdator, Rat. You’d never think of a rat as a predator, but Rat preys on every one. Though not in the same since as the Crocs mean.
apparently no one has noticed that one croc was named Burt, who was the first croc eaten in the dolphin vs croc strip a few days back. apparently they are reincarnated, regurgitated or all have the same names
Too many Burts…it gives me a haddock. Maybe I should see a sturgeon who can remove my nemon. Or not, just for the halibut. Don’t start urchin me to get that anemone…I’ve read too many Pastis tunas. [Wanders off mumbling incoherently; a broken man.]
I’m torn between paraphrasing two songs.“Bang bang Dolphins sliver hammer came down across Burt’s head” or “If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning.”
I have always maintained that you only hear of dolphins that save humans and swim the humans to shore because the dolphins that attack the humans always succeed and eat the humans.By the way dolphins can’t walk on their tails, please try to be realistic.
there are no waves showing the crock was really there. Photo-shop… er, read Madcow’s last entrant.Stools are gone, but there are bones…Plus, there seems to be a huge gap of action between the 2nd and 3rd pane. No “SLAM/CHOMP” as the previous dates.
Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I, I’ve got it written down ‘ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles? Eccles: Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man… Eccles: What is it fellow? Bluebottle: It’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted. Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock. Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock? Eccles: Ah, den I don’t show it to dem. Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it’s eight o’clock? Eccles: I’ve got it written down on a piece of paper!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Crocs have met their match.
Bilan over 11 years ago
Ah. Lunch is Dolphin Club(ed).
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
“Tastes like chicken.”
arye uygur over 11 years ago
Did the dolphins also eat the stools the crocs were standing on?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh! They must be those rare hammer-head dolphins.
Watch your head!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Arye…. they are sophisticated dolphins….they do NOT eat a croc’s stool. Yuck!
killacowinWA over 11 years ago
The crocs may have a comeback. These things have a way of escalating.
JohnoTeacher over 11 years ago
I can answer that one – crocs generally win against sharks!
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Proof the Crocs of Zeeba Zeeba Eata are complete idiots. There’s always more than two types of predators in that town. I don’t recall the Lions moving away. And what about the town’s number 1 prdator, Rat. You’d never think of a rat as a predator, but Rat preys on every one. Though not in the same since as the Crocs mean.
blunebottle over 11 years ago
At this rate, they’ll run out of crocs.
bornfree99 over 11 years ago
dont forget bear in boots, although he cant catch anything…
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Two Burts down! Was the other croc a Bob? I guess not (the) Larry! Nothing quite so fine as amoral dolphins to thin out the idiots….
doublepaw over 11 years ago
They did that on porpoise.
Lucid Premium Member over 11 years ago
There’s something really great about those little smiley faces on the side of the pool.
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
sneeky, sneeky feesh. ees not gud.
the burser over 11 years ago
Wait…don’t they (the crocs) make two?
finale over 11 years ago
Will Zebra install a pool in his yard for his new buddies?.Have they ever had Rat?
uncorked over 11 years ago
Dem bonz, dem bonz, dem dry bonz…
poihths over 11 years ago
Leafing back, I see that the dolphins seem to have eaten Burt three times, raising the imminent specter of croc reincarnation, which makes me shudder.
azrael293 over 11 years ago
apparently no one has noticed that one croc was named Burt, who was the first croc eaten in the dolphin vs croc strip a few days back. apparently they are reincarnated, regurgitated or all have the same names
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Only if Pastis runs out of ink!
nancyroy over 11 years ago
… and I’ve always thought dolphins were sweet!
mkahn over 11 years ago
So… dolphins’ flippers have joints in them?
mkahn over 11 years ago
I guess the dolphins like to go out ‘clubbing’.
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Too many Burts…it gives me a haddock. Maybe I should see a sturgeon who can remove my nemon. Or not, just for the halibut. Don’t start urchin me to get that anemone…I’ve read too many Pastis tunas. [Wanders off mumbling incoherently; a broken man.]
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Funny, I hear Enya in the background . .♫ . ♪ . . ☻
cj7ole over 11 years ago
Ah, that is a good one.
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m torn between paraphrasing two songs.“Bang bang Dolphins sliver hammer came down across Burt’s head” or “If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning.”
danno12345 over 11 years ago
So long and thanks for all the crocs!
admiralbrown over 11 years ago
I have always maintained that you only hear of dolphins that save humans and swim the humans to shore because the dolphins that attack the humans always succeed and eat the humans.By the way dolphins can’t walk on their tails, please try to be realistic.
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
The Crocs would be safer staying at Zeeba’s house.
Number Three over 11 years ago
They’re behind you!
xxx
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
Blunebottle? We have Bluebinkle here? Little East Finchley lad in a cardboard-and-string Scout uniform? Ying tong iddle i po!
Erichalfbee over 11 years ago
I thought Burt had already been eaten?http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/01/04
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Okay anyway we can bring that Killer Whale back to eat the Dolphins? cause this is just too one-sided.
quartzsiteles over 11 years ago
just keep getting better ever day
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
maybe LGD will show up for a swim and blow these dolphins back to the sea.
TheAlmightyOne over 11 years ago
So they ate burt twice?
TheAlmightyOne over 11 years ago
Croc resurrection. Makes everything easier!
7500edg over 11 years ago
Idiots
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Do we know if one of them is Flipper?
bmw22202 over 11 years ago
Dolphins & Zebra 4Crocs 0
codedaddy over 11 years ago
Insatiable appetites. They even ate the stool!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
They’ve created a new arcade game: Whack-em-all!
Zebrails over 11 years ago
there are no waves showing the crock was really there. Photo-shop… er, read Madcow’s last entrant.Stools are gone, but there are bones…Plus, there seems to be a huge gap of action between the 2nd and 3rd pane. No “SLAM/CHOMP” as the previous dates.
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I, I’ve got it written down ‘ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles? Eccles: Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man… Eccles: What is it fellow? Bluebottle: It’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted. Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock. Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock? Eccles: Ah, den I don’t show it to dem. Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it’s eight o’clock? Eccles: I’ve got it written down on a piece of paper!
Soroxas over 11 years ago
i believe that’s 54 dead crocs now
Pearlslover01 over 11 years ago
64 for me
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 over 11 years ago
TWO puns that shocked the world:haha, dis town not big eenuff for two predatorsHammers crocsIt’s TOO easyLets get TWO MORE for lunch
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
68 dead crocs.
mino8 over 11 years ago
Hahahahahaha
Goat the goat about 4 years ago
90
Oh #$@% about 4 years ago
yay dolphins!
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
How many dead crocs is that now? 104?
alantain over 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure the crocs could be outmatched by goldfish.