Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Crocs have met their match.

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    Bilan  almost 12 years ago

    Ah. Lunch is Dolphin Club(ed).

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    Proginoskes  almost 12 years ago

    “Tastes like chicken.”

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    arye uygur  almost 12 years ago

    Did the dolphins also eat the stools the crocs were standing on?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Oh! They must be those rare hammer-head dolphins.

    Watch your head!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Arye…. they are sophisticated dolphins….they do NOT eat a croc’s stool. Yuck!

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    killacowinWA  almost 12 years ago

    The crocs may have a comeback. These things have a way of escalating.

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    JohnoTeacher  almost 12 years ago

    I can answer that one – crocs generally win against sharks!

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    knight1192a  almost 12 years ago

    Proof the Crocs of Zeeba Zeeba Eata are complete idiots. There’s always more than two types of predators in that town. I don’t recall the Lions moving away. And what about the town’s number 1 prdator, Rat. You’d never think of a rat as a predator, but Rat preys on every one. Though not in the same since as the Crocs mean.

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    blunebottle  almost 12 years ago

    At this rate, they’ll run out of crocs.

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    bornfree99  almost 12 years ago

    dont forget bear in boots, although he cant catch anything…

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    Two Burts down! Was the other croc a Bob? I guess not (the) Larry! Nothing quite so fine as amoral dolphins to thin out the idiots….

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    doublepaw  almost 12 years ago

    They did that on porpoise.

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    Lucid Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    There’s something really great about those little smiley faces on the side of the pool.

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    John Falstaff  almost 12 years ago

    sneeky, sneeky feesh. ees not gud.

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    the burser  almost 12 years ago

    Wait…don’t they (the crocs) make two?

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    finale  almost 12 years ago

    Will Zebra install a pool in his yard for his new buddies?.Have they ever had Rat?

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    uncorked  almost 12 years ago

    Dem bonz, dem bonz, dem dry bonz…

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    poihths  almost 12 years ago

    Leafing back, I see that the dolphins seem to have eaten Burt three times, raising the imminent specter of croc reincarnation, which makes me shudder.

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    azrael293  almost 12 years ago

    apparently no one has noticed that one croc was named Burt, who was the first croc eaten in the dolphin vs croc strip a few days back. apparently they are reincarnated, regurgitated or all have the same names

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Only if Pastis runs out of ink!

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    nancyroy  almost 12 years ago

    … and I’ve always thought dolphins were sweet!

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    So… dolphins’ flippers have joints in them?

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    I guess the dolphins like to go out ‘clubbing’.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Too many Burts…it gives me a haddock. Maybe I should see a sturgeon who can remove my nemon. Or not, just for the halibut. Don’t start urchin me to get that anemone…I’ve read too many Pastis tunas. [Wanders off mumbling incoherently; a broken man.]

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Funny, I hear Enya in the background . .♫ . ♪ . . ☻

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    cj7ole  almost 12 years ago

    Ah, that is a good one.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’m torn between paraphrasing two songs.“Bang bang Dolphins sliver hammer came down across Burt’s head” or “If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning.”

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    danno12345  almost 12 years ago

    So long and thanks for all the crocs!

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    admiralbrown  almost 12 years ago

    I have always maintained that you only hear of dolphins that save humans and swim the humans to shore because the dolphins that attack the humans always succeed and eat the humans.By the way dolphins can’t walk on their tails, please try to be realistic.

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    ossiningaling  almost 12 years ago

    The Crocs would be safer staying at Zeeba’s house.

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    Number Three  almost 12 years ago

    They’re behind you!

    xxx

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    John Falstaff  almost 12 years ago

    Blunebottle? We have Bluebinkle here? Little East Finchley lad in a cardboard-and-string Scout uniform? Ying tong iddle i po!

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    Erichalfbee  almost 12 years ago

    I thought Burt had already been eaten?http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/01/04

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Okay anyway we can bring that Killer Whale back to eat the Dolphins? cause this is just too one-sided.

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    quartzsiteles  almost 12 years ago

    just keep getting better ever day

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    maybe LGD will show up for a swim and blow these dolphins back to the sea.

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    TheAlmightyOne  almost 12 years ago

    So they ate burt twice?

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    TheAlmightyOne  almost 12 years ago

    Croc resurrection. Makes everything easier!

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    7500edg  almost 12 years ago

    Idiots

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Do we know if one of them is Flipper?

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    bmw22202  almost 12 years ago

    Dolphins & Zebra 4Crocs 0

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    codedaddy  almost 12 years ago

    Insatiable appetites. They even ate the stool!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    They’ve created a new arcade game: Whack-em-all!

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    Zebrails  almost 12 years ago

    there are no waves showing the crock was really there. Photo-shop… er, read Madcow’s last entrant.Stools are gone, but there are bones…Plus, there seems to be a huge gap of action between the 2nd and 3rd pane. No “SLAM/CHOMP” as the previous dates.

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    John Falstaff  almost 12 years ago

    Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I, I’ve got it written down ‘ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles? Eccles: Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man… Eccles: What is it fellow? Bluebottle: It’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted. Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock. Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock? Eccles: Ah, den I don’t show it to dem. Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it’s eight o’clock? Eccles: I’ve got it written down on a piece of paper!

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    Soroxas  almost 12 years ago

    i believe that’s 54 dead crocs now

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    Pearlslover01  almost 12 years ago

    64 for me

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    PearlsBe4SwineFreak13  almost 12 years ago

    TWO puns that shocked the world:haha, dis town not big eenuff for two predatorsHammers crocsIt’s TOO easyLets get TWO MORE for lunch

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    ZeebA16  over 11 years ago

    68 dead crocs.

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    mino8  over 11 years ago

    Hahahahahaha

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    Goat the goat  about 4 years ago

    90

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    Oh #$@%  about 4 years ago

    yay dolphins!

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    Darth Revan II  almost 4 years ago

    How many dead crocs is that now? 104?

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure the crocs could be outmatched by goldfish.

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