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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2013
January 07, 2013
January 09, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile 1: Look, Burt... Killer dolfeens gone. Crocodile 2: HAHA... Guess dey finally geet message dat dis town not beeg enuff for two predators. Dolphin 1: It's too easy. Dolphin 2: Let's get two more for lunch.
Proof the Crocs of Zeeba Zeeba Eata are complete idiots. Thereâs always more than two types of predators in that town. I donât recall the Lions moving away. And what about the townâs number 1 prdator, Rat. Youâd never think of a rat as a predator, but Rat preys on every one. Though not in the same since as the Crocs mean.
apparently no one has noticed that one croc was named Burt, who was the first croc eaten in the dolphin vs croc strip a few days back. apparently they are reincarnated, regurgitated or all have the same names
Too many BurtsâŠit gives me a haddock. Maybe I should see a sturgeon who can remove my nemon. Or not, just for the halibut. Donât start urchin me to get that anemoneâŠIâve read too many Pastis tunas. [Wanders off mumbling incoherently; a broken man.]
Iâm torn between paraphrasing two songs.âBang bang Dolphins sliver hammer came down across Burtâs headâ or âIf I had a hammer, Iâd hammer in the morning.â
I have always maintained that you only hear of dolphins that save humans and swim the humans to shore because the dolphins that attack the humans always succeed and eat the humans.By the way dolphins canât walk on their tails, please try to be realistic.
there are no waves showing the crock was really there. Photo-shop⊠er, read Madcowâs last entrant.Stools are gone, but there are bonesâŠPlus, there seems to be a huge gap of action between the 2nd and 3rd pane. No âSLAM/CHOMPâ as the previous dates.
Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I, Iâve got it written down âere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles? Eccles: Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man⊠Eccles: What is it fellow? Bluebottle: Itâs writted on this bit of paper, what is eight oâclock, is writted. Eccles: I know that my good fellow. Thatâs right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight oâclock. Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isnât eight oâclock? Eccles: Ah, den I donât show it to dem. Bluebottle: Well how do you know when itâs eight oâclock? Eccles: Iâve got it written down on a piece of paper!
margueritem about 12 years ago
Crocs have met their match.
Bilan about 12 years ago
Ah. Lunch is Dolphin Club(ed).
Proginoskes about 12 years ago
âTastes like chicken.â
arye uygur about 12 years ago
Did the dolphins also eat the stools the crocs were standing on?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh! They must be those rare hammer-head dolphins.
Watch your head!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
AryeâŠ. they are sophisticated dolphinsâŠ.they do NOT eat a crocâs stool. Yuck!
killacowinWA about 12 years ago
The crocs may have a comeback. These things have a way of escalating.
JohnoTeacher about 12 years ago
I can answer that one â crocs generally win against sharks!
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Proof the Crocs of Zeeba Zeeba Eata are complete idiots. Thereâs always more than two types of predators in that town. I donât recall the Lions moving away. And what about the townâs number 1 prdator, Rat. Youâd never think of a rat as a predator, but Rat preys on every one. Though not in the same since as the Crocs mean.
blunebottle about 12 years ago
At this rate, theyâll run out of crocs.
bornfree99 about 12 years ago
dont forget bear in boots, although he cant catch anythingâŠ
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 12 years ago
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Two Burts down! Was the other croc a Bob? I guess not (the) Larry! Nothing quite so fine as amoral dolphins to thin out the idiotsâŠ.
doublepaw about 12 years ago
They did that on porpoise.
Lucid Premium Member about 12 years ago
Thereâs something really great about those little smiley faces on the side of the pool.
John Falstaff about 12 years ago
sneeky, sneeky feesh. ees not gud.
the burser about 12 years ago
WaitâŠdonât they (the crocs) make two?
finale about 12 years ago
Will Zebra install a pool in his yard for his new buddies?.Have they ever had Rat?
uncorked about 12 years ago
Dem bonz, dem bonz, dem dry bonzâŠ
poihths about 12 years ago
Leafing back, I see that the dolphins seem to have eaten Burt three times, raising the imminent specter of croc reincarnation, which makes me shudder.
azrael293 about 12 years ago
apparently no one has noticed that one croc was named Burt, who was the first croc eaten in the dolphin vs croc strip a few days back. apparently they are reincarnated, regurgitated or all have the same names
Reppr Premium Member about 12 years ago
Only if Pastis runs out of ink!
nancyroy about 12 years ago
⊠and Iâve always thought dolphins were sweet!
mkahn about 12 years ago
So⊠dolphinsâ flippers have joints in them?
mkahn about 12 years ago
I guess the dolphins like to go out âclubbingâ.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Too many BurtsâŠit gives me a haddock. Maybe I should see a sturgeon who can remove my nemon. Or not, just for the halibut. Donât start urchin me to get that anemoneâŠIâve read too many Pastis tunas. [Wanders off mumbling incoherently; a broken man.]
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
Funny, I hear Enya in the background . .â« . âȘ . . â»
cj7ole about 12 years ago
Ah, that is a good one.
sarah413 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Iâm torn between paraphrasing two songs.âBang bang Dolphins sliver hammer came down across Burtâs headâ or âIf I had a hammer, Iâd hammer in the morning.â
danno12345 about 12 years ago
So long and thanks for all the crocs!
admiralbrown about 12 years ago
I have always maintained that you only hear of dolphins that save humans and swim the humans to shore because the dolphins that attack the humans always succeed and eat the humans.By the way dolphins canât walk on their tails, please try to be realistic.
ossiningaling about 12 years ago
The Crocs would be safer staying at Zeebaâs house.
Number Three about 12 years ago
Theyâre behind you!
xxx
John Falstaff about 12 years ago
Blunebottle? We have Bluebinkle here? Little East Finchley lad in a cardboard-and-string Scout uniform? Ying tong iddle i po!
Erichalfbee about 12 years ago
I thought Burt had already been eaten?http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/01/04
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago
Okay anyway we can bring that Killer Whale back to eat the Dolphins? cause this is just too one-sided.
quartzsiteles about 12 years ago
just keep getting better ever day
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
maybe LGD will show up for a swim and blow these dolphins back to the sea.
TheAlmightyOne about 12 years ago
So they ate burt twice?
TheAlmightyOne about 12 years ago
Croc resurrection. Makes everything easier!
7500edg about 12 years ago
Idiots
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Do we know if one of them is Flipper?
bmw22202 about 12 years ago
Dolphins & Zebra 4Crocs 0
codedaddy about 12 years ago
Insatiable appetites. They even ate the stool!
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Theyâve created a new arcade game: Whack-em-all!
Zebrails about 12 years ago
there are no waves showing the crock was really there. Photo-shop⊠er, read Madcowâs last entrant.Stools are gone, but there are bonesâŠPlus, there seems to be a huge gap of action between the 2nd and 3rd pane. No âSLAM/CHOMPâ as the previous dates.
John Falstaff about 12 years ago
Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I, Iâve got it written down âere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles? Eccles: Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man⊠Eccles: What is it fellow? Bluebottle: Itâs writted on this bit of paper, what is eight oâclock, is writted. Eccles: I know that my good fellow. Thatâs right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight oâclock. Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isnât eight oâclock? Eccles: Ah, den I donât show it to dem. Bluebottle: Well how do you know when itâs eight oâclock? Eccles: Iâve got it written down on a piece of paper!
Soroxas about 12 years ago
i believe thatâs 54 dead crocs now
Pearlslover01 about 12 years ago
64 for me
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 about 12 years ago
TWO puns that shocked the world:haha, dis town not big eenuff for two predatorsHammers crocsItâs TOO easyLets get TWO MORE for lunch
ZeebA16 about 12 years ago
68 dead crocs.
mino8 over 11 years ago
Hahahahahaha
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
90
Oh #$@% over 4 years ago
yay dolphins!
Darth Revan II over 4 years ago
How many dead crocs is that now? 104?
alantain almost 2 years ago
Iâm pretty sure the crocs could be outmatched by goldfish.