Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 05, 2013

Calvin needs a psychiatrist not a psychologist.

Calvin could use both…

Calvin has tripped over a schwa.

Breaks free! And U is you!

Crablady is winning Stupendous Man – do something!

Mrs Wormwood will succeed, but I kind of hope she will not .

Stupendous Man is no match for Crab Teacher’s Death Grip.

Wait till the other kids see Calvin with his mask!

How stupendous do you feel now, Calvin?

wow…

the scheme being him taking a test and passing first grade…

Calvin will now have permanent place in the Principals office..

She must swear to never reveal his true identity to the world. He has hidden his powers so well in his meek, mild Calvin identity…..allowing Moe and Suzie to beat him up so that no one would suspect the truth.

She’ll pass him on to 2nd grade so that she doesn’t have to deal with him next year

What a wonderful unfettered imagination. Totally uncorrupted by the foul touch of political correctness that is so invasive in our society.

stupendous man’s ingenious plan to render his nemesis over confident.

I almost feel bad for Ms. Wormwood. :-)

Clearly Ms Wormwood’s powers are “Distraction” and “Reason”. She has used both to successfully astound Stupendous Man, which has allowed him to fall into her clutches whereby she will deliver him to a most horrible fate: The Principle’s Office! Let the torture begin! Oh! Agonies galor!

I don’t think “D” stands for “Determination.” I think in this case “D” stands for “Detention”

Suddenly I have a lot more sympathy for teachers.

That is to funny!!

“Muscles of Magnitude…I love it!

Class, the word for today is nefarious. Now who can use that word correctly in a sentence?

@musicnut1986Calvin has ever been foiled by the plotting and scheming of his nefarious arch-nemesis, Ms. Wormwood.

Under all are the Underoos…red that is.

Still can’t get over “zounds” from yesterdays strip.

I’m missing how this was supposed to help him pass his test.

Phone with Camera: $100

Boys underwear: $4

Not telling your cousin his mask has a skid mark:

Priceless..

O is for Obnoxious.

I KNEW she would hit the roof!

Very cute and funny though.

I love Calvin.

xxx

Suzie will be impressed, just as soon as she finishes rolling on the floor from laughing at Calvin.

Lifetime institutionalization and heavy medication is what he needs. Too bad his “parents” are oblivious to that reality.

I sure hope she does not parade him in front of all the kids on their way to principles office in that silly outfit.That would also blow his secrete cover.

I was held back a year in the fifth grade – not sure where Calvin should be held…

Ahh the Stupendous acronym. One of my favorites. Ha ha… “N…for…um…something…Hm, well, I’ll come back to that.”

Never ceases to get a laugh out of me.

I luv the look on the teacher’s face in panel 2.I’m surprised she did not urinate in her underware.

Possibly one of my favorite comics

You need spell check, laddie buck.

M.O.U.S.E….oops, wrong cartoon.

Stupido is shorter.

I just love Calvin.

And anarchy, chaos, and constant disruption are the preferable alternatives? Really?

It’s STUPENDUS MAN!

Calvin grew up to be James Holmes!

U is hilarious

N for not breaking the law