Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 27, 2013
Transcript:
Adviser: ...and by switching to one-ply in the White House powder room... we save $112 by 2016. Barack Obama: Do it! Adviser: So even if we means test Social Security by reducing the third bend point to 10%... it only yields $60 billion in savings in 2040. Hardly worth the big political hit. Barack Obama: Okay, let's move on. Any other ideas for cuts? Adviser: Well, Mr. President, we could save $150 billion over the next two years... by not supporting a deeply corrupt, illegitimate, failed narcostate. Barack Obama: Really? Hell, that's an easy... wait. You mean Afghanistan, don't you. Cute. C'mon, people. Keep it real!
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Bring our troops home.
Steve Bartholomew almost 12 years ago
Naw, let’s continue denying reality. That will solve any problem.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
Karzai deserves the Congressional Medal of Horror.
herdleader53 almost 12 years ago
Trudeau slamming Obama? That cold front that has hit the north has apparently affected Hades as well!
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“… (foreign) government support.”
Not to mention poppy farming?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
The Afghan gov. is like dirty water in the bathtub, and our troops are like the plug.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Back when this whole fiasco began in Afghanistan, I wrote an article condemning the misadventure as an exercise in futility and likened it to Uncle Remus and the story of Brer Rabbit and the Tar-Baby.Sadly, time and circumstances have proved me only to prescient. I wished I’d been wrong. There is no easy way for us to extricate ourselves from this Tar-Baby !
corzak almost 12 years ago
For almost two years I watched to see if Republicans would grab the big ripe fruit hanging right in front of them: end the Afghan War. A position with 70% support among Americans of both parties. They never grabbed it.
chasches almost 12 years ago
Haven’t seen one of these White House exterior strips in a very long time.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“Jews + IgnorantEnlistedKids”
Take your Nazi racist excrament elsewhere.
mlshanks almost 12 years ago
No, no, no… Not Afghanistan….
MEXICO.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
heard that afghanistan has a culture of men and underage boys. that the practice is widespread among the dominant ethnic group. that members of karzai’s family practice it. that we had to explain to our troops about the practice. sometimes i wonder if it had better if just let the russians run afghanistan, and didn’t support the rebels.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
Not for nothing do they call Afghanistan “the graveyard of empires”!
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“How about a witch doctor’s mask [avatar]?”
Infinitely better: How’s about an icon of gmartin997 as a po’ shoeshine bo’ bent down but looking up with reverential eyes at U.S. Commander-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama begging to polish his Presidential shoes for a quarter — before the Secret Security hustles you off to lockup and “enhanced” interrogation?
trspence almost 12 years ago
Bring them home. I’m a Conservative Republican and this is one policy that I do not and have never supported. Afghanistan is not called the graveyard of empires for nothing. They shot at the each other until the Brits showed up and then they shot the Brits until they left. They shot at each other until the Russians showed up and then they shot at the Russians until they left. They went back to shooting at each other until we showed up and now they will keep shooting at us until we leave — then go back to shooting each other. It’s what they do. There is no help for the place.
Getting out is the only policy that makes any sense. To Hell with them.
puddleglum1066 almost 12 years ago
“Corrupt, illegitimate narco-state supported by US money (in the form of both military aid and customers for the drugs)” is also a pretty good description of Colombia.
RonaldDavis almost 12 years ago
They supply one-ply where I work. It’s false economy, because users use twice the area for the same safety.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
The 2 wars are coming to a close. As far as the war on drugs in the US, this is a bit complex.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
A Hawaiian lei would be a great avatar for Obama.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
Dr. Ron Paul has many things to say besides being against the war on drugs. He is also anti choice in the same way that all the other GOP prez candidates were in 2012, for example. The fact that Dr. Paul is agains the war on drugs is certainly not enough for me.
DavyG almost 12 years ago
Quick sand, tar baby, quagmire, or a burr in a woolen mitten. The more you try to pull the burr out of your left mitten, the more it gets stuck in your right one.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“… it’s too late to stop the Taliban in Afghanistan or Pakistan."
Or in a number of other venues of the planet, such as the northern half of the whole continent of Africa.
Are drones the new “nukes”? There’s “drone proliferation”. Israel is using them against Palestinians and Iranians. We’re using them against our perceived enemies in sovereign Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia, in addition to Iraq and Afghanistan.
Here we go round on the merry-go-round: Making “friends” fast and furious by killing them! “Winning hearts and minds” by killing them!
How do we know what a target should be? Well, a “terrorist training camp” = “three guys doing jumping jacks"!
http://www.propublica.org/article/everything-we-know-so-far-about-drone-strikes
Or killing a whole bunch of folks at a wedding or funeral just to get one “bad guy”!
Drones are reportedly cheap and easy to make. And Iran already has one of ours (supposedly) relatively intact after it crashed on their own sovereign homeland.
How long will it take for China and Russia to wake up and start their own “terrorism from the sky” against their own perceived enemies?
Well, a “terrorist” to one nation is a “patriot” to another nation, I guess.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“What scares me about drone strikes is how they are perceived around the world. The resentment created by American use of unmanned strikes … is much greater than the average American appreciates.”
—General Stanley McChrystal, recently retired top U.S. commander in Afghanistan.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/07/us-usa-afghanistan-mcchrystal-idUSBRE90608O20130107
jbj777 almost 12 years ago
Is the strip not about the war on drugs?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“TERRORISM FROM THE SKY”: LEARN TWO NEW TERMS — COINED BY THE WHITE HOUSE
SIGNATURE STRIKE A strike against someone believed to be a militant whose identity isn’t necessarily known.
TADS Terror Attack Disruption Strikes, sometimes used to refer to some strikes when the identity of the target is not known.
http://www.propublica.org/article/everything-we-know-so-far-about-drone-strikes
roidude almost 12 years ago
We’re spending $150 B to support Afghanistan over 2 years? This can’t be in foreign aid?
buckthorn1 almost 12 years ago
MEXICO. Basic reading skills. A new idea. We are on our way out of Afg.
DavyG almost 12 years ago
Have you ever missed a day?Have you ever reported a single piece of evidence?The answer to both questions is, I believe, “NO!”
the old professor almost 12 years ago
Yes, the strip is about the “war on drugs”.
The “failed narco state” that costs billions could include the Drug Enforcement Agency and the prison system. The gigantic number of people incarcerated in the US at massive cost is a testament to the futility of current policies.DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“… an African witch doctor’s mask as a symbol for Obama was quite novel”
for a birther, absolutely!
Carol69 almost 12 years ago
Yes, screw the American tax payers in New Jersey that had a little storm and send the $$$$$$$$$ to a foreign country.
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I thought he was talking about the United States.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
The subject has to be Afghanistan. “….corrupt, illegitimate, failed narcostate.” And besides, a narcostate is one supported by narcotics trade, not one with a compulsion to fight it.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Bring the men and women home.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Obviously, the failed narcostate is Mexico.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
We have troops in many countries all over the world. this creates a mini economy for said country, sometimes 25% of their GNP. We do not charge said countries for the protection, but theire are corporations that set up operations because our military is there. If we take the troops home, those corporations lose their security. Talk about corporate welfare.If we are forced to put our military in a country we should demand payback(or tribute). In Iraq’s case 25% of their oil sales until we are paid back should work.
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“… an avatar for Barack Obama…. ¶ Who wants to be the first to open that bad box?”
How about you, SkepticCal?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
“No, I will pass [on suggesting a Doonesbury icon for Obama]. There are too many black holes in the Obama administration ….”
Aha! Gotcha, Skep! You just (inadvertently) suggested one: a “black hole”. Two criticisms:
(1) The “black” part is racist. A Freudian slip, perhaps.
(2) There is an intrinsic, highly negative, ambiguity that the term “black hole” connotes. (Hint: In the Russian language, it has long referred to a specific part of human anatomy.)
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
Artist’s depiction of a “black hole” that is purely physics.
http://mamchenkov.net/wordpress/2011/06/17/black-hole-eats-a-star/
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yes — REALLY!!!
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
I got blasted, sort of, commenting on a news article about the Syrian problem. The gist of my comment was simply to bringour troops home and prepare better homeland defences. I was called an isolationist. I feel that we were so empowered by WWII that we thought, collectively, that we must settle all the world problems. How has that worked? I don’t feel isolation is the answer. But, we can’t afford to prop up all these corrupt regimes. And, it seems we always back the corrupt ones. How do we change this?
DylanThomas3.14159 almost 12 years ago
Bloviating begets blowback.
Call me Ishmael almost 12 years ago
Since almost any ikon would need to include racial content. Better to leave it out altogether. Trudeau is a bit leftist, but he’s almost always right, and uses facts to present his cases.
Joni DaNerd almost 12 years ago
For Obama’s icon, a halo