Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2013

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    echoraven  about 12 years ago

    My skin has been a little dry recently. Perhaps that is the great beginning of the gay marriage apocalypse. That and I need to replace the rear tire on my motorcycle; so the end is neigh people!

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    Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago

    A headlight bulb in my car just burnt outā€¦ ominous.

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    I Go Pogo   about 12 years ago

    ding ding ding ding and with that comment, we have a winner for the week!

    Well done D2!

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    puddlesplatt  about 12 years ago

    there is not enough chiffon in the world.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Very funny!

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    Can't Sleep  about 12 years ago

    I almost expected the fisherman to respond with, ā€œIs that your way of asking me out?ā€-ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”Mind you, I thought the guy in the suit was talking about Congressā€™ winter break. (They are still on break, arenā€™t they? Which means they can still do nothing, but do it from home.)

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    speed_racer  about 12 years ago

    The gay marriage apocalypse will happen right after the US government turns on the populace and needs to be overthrown by armed ā€œpatriots,ā€ per NRA.

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    steverinoCT  about 12 years ago

    Itā€™s on Amazon; from a (5-star) review:.ā€œMerlin Stone has written a very good book about the history of gender roles in Western society and the part religion plays in forming these roles. She also gives us insight into the nature of laws regarding sexual behavior and marriage, a subject of considerable interest right at the momentā€¦ā€.The paperback is 10-and-change; the Kindle is 13+. Go figure.

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    dabugger  about 12 years ago

    Apocalypse is now a dead wordā€¦may it rest in peaceā€¦.or is it piecesā€¦.

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    Reppr Premium Member about 12 years ago

    libs are so cute when they are acting all superior

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    So thatā€™s the reason my hot water heater blew New Years Day !

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    Doughboy1970  about 12 years ago

    Re: certain comments hereā€¦ I guess some trolls gotta troll.

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    gordrogb Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Most of the folks I talk to do not really care what gays do one way or another. Most folks have gays in their families and no problem with them forming civil unions. What they do seem to care about is the ā€œhijackingā€ of the word ā€œmarriageā€ It used to mean this and now they want it to mean that. Seems like you have to agree that if someone says they are married, and it is not the traditional marriage, a little heads-up via a different word, might be handy. Yes, it can also cause bigots to deny rights and that is a big downside.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago

    ā€œWhat you do behind closed doors is your business. I wish frankly that youā€™d try a little harder to keep it that way.ā€

    If same-sex partners are free to do in public only the same things that opposite-sex partners do in public (i.e. holding hands, cuddling, kissing each other at the airport), would that satisfy you? Once all the brouhaha has died down (which is only brought on by their lack of freedom to do those things), thatā€™s what will endure.

    ā€œWhat I donā€™t want to do is pay for your perversion.ā€

    In what way does same-sex marriage hit you in the pocketbook?

    ā€œI donā€™t want you paying for my choices either,ā€¦ā€

    Again, what does that have to do with marriage?

    ā€œā€¦so government should get completely out of the marriage business. If you want to marry, do it in church. If you want to sign a contract, do that at the courthouse. It shall not obligate me to pay anything, however, as I did not sign it.ā€

    ā€œMarriageā€ has long been both a religious sacrament and a civil transaction (opinions may differ on which came first, but the ā€œmarriageā€ of the two aspects predates the English-language word ā€œmarriageā€). Since itā€™s the religious side of it thatā€™s now objecting to sharing the word, why isnā€™t the onus on them to pick a new term? A church wedding has no legal authority unless itā€™s registered at the courthouse anyway, while there is no legal obligation for those who have been married by a Justice of the Peace to notify any particluar religious authority.

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    androgenoide  about 12 years ago

    Thatā€™s not an unreasonable response. If marriage is to be defined as a religious institution why should the government be involved? Why should they issue licenses or maintain records? When they determine how many people of what gender(s) may be involved or what benefit they can receive they are treading perilously close to violating the establishment clause.

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    jahoody  about 12 years ago

    Apocalypse has been replaced with The Doomsday Clockā€¦.takes a licking and keeps on tickingā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    I agree with you, Fritzoid, I donā€™t think the government should recognize religious marriage at all. Keep church and state separate, pleaseā€¦Marriage is a contract. Thatā€™s all. You must be a complete idiot if you think that two chicks committing their lives to each other is going to harm anything at all. Stop the hatred. Stop the fearā€¦.

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    bransom  about 12 years ago

    Well letā€™s see, the whole free world is in a state of moral decay headed for economic collapse with another crisis every day and your best hope is in our illustrious leaders in Washington. Seems to me like all those end-of-the-world predictions ARE coming about! You Libs are so stupid yet think youā€™re so smart. God help us all!

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    D-squared, Kudosā€¦..I heard Barbara Streisand is coming out of retirement for it! Yaaay!!

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    What if it turns out to be a Gay Zombie Apocalypse ā€¦..

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    pcolli  about 12 years ago

    It all depends what your workout routine is.

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    EDinWAState  about 12 years ago

    Did you notice that the guy drinking the Martini has his ā€˜pinkyā€™ finger sticking out? Kinda gay if you ask meā€¦ not that thereā€™s anything wrong with being gayā€¦ now hypocrisyā€¦ thatā€™s a different matter. (Thank you Seinfeld)

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    pcolli  about 12 years ago

    The word ā€œmarryā€ means to unite or join together. It has nothing to do with the church.

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    octagon  about 12 years ago

    and life goes onā€¦ā€¦

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    Commentator  about 12 years ago

    Does Wiley really have to support gay marriage to prove heā€™s a liberal?

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    Rickapolis  about 12 years ago

    My cat has been acting strangely. He turned down tuna yesterday. That could be the start of something.

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    So you hate traditional marriage. Wow.

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    DGWillie  about 12 years ago

    Now, if only ā€œIconicā€ was a dead word.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Interesting factoid (or maybe not): the Greek word from which we get the English ā€œApocalypseā€ does not mean end-of-the-world catastrophe. It literally means ā€œrevealing.ā€ Thatā€™s why the last book of the Bible is called The Apocalypse or Revelation. I knowā€¦I had nothing to contribute to todayā€™s debate so just threw in a piece of flotsam. Read onā€¦

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    vwdualnomand  about 12 years ago

    when conservative gop tells people that they would not get into anyoneā€™s business, especially private lives, they lie. they were the oneā€™s who pushed the patriot act to have surveillance on its own people. they pass laws on what a doctor and their patient can and cannot do. they increased the government, our deficit and debt, and do things that are not paid for(iraq, afghanistan, prescription drug coverage, katrina relief, bailouts of the banks, auto industry, etc..) when they say to enforce existing gun laws, but they enacted laws (written by the nra) to make it impossible for any enforcement of gun laws (local and federal). they advocate war with anyone and any concept, but will not send their own loved ones to the front lines and sends the poor to fight. not to mention, isnā€™t war a sin, a scourge on mankind?

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago

    >Women in many states are already being put under surveillance over pregnancy, arrested for still births, incarcerated and treated like slaves by Republican state govtā€™s today. Some women have died because of it.<

    And our boy Rush has a new abortion technique to try out ā€” tho I think it might work better as birth control for the opposite gender.

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    alviebird  about 12 years ago

    I donā€™t believe in gay marriage. What does that mean? It means that Iā€™m not going to marry a man. You do what you want.

    I also donā€™t think the word ā€œmarriageā€ should apply. But, by that standard, it shouldnā€™t apply to most hetero-marriages either.

    In the end, this isnā€™t a battle I choose to fight.

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    alviebird  about 12 years ago

    Hey, this debate already has more than itā€™s share of crackpots on both sides. I certainly donā€™t need to add myself to those ranks.

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    rugratz2222  about 12 years ago

    And the world heaves ā€¦

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    angusdad  about 12 years ago

    If you mean by apocalypse, justice, compassion and equality for all people, then I say, bring it on.

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