Endtown by Aaron Neathery for January 17, 2013

So the eggs scale up to the mutant size. Wow!

I forsee panel #3 as the next tee-shirt.

Maud is a good sport.

Awww I think this is the first time Linda’s smiled since becoming a koala. - Her heart’s in the right place right now, at least.

Admit it, Linda: This is a lot more fun than strapping people down, sawing open their skulls and wrenchng out their brains, hey? The simple things in life.

By an over-easy egg?

Oh I love this. What a wonderful to start breakfast. With a head full of scrambled egg. Now we are getting exciting.Think I will cook me up an omelet , yeah, now, I am hungry.Blessed Be

Maude: “I’m a cow, remember? I’m a vegetarian.”

The stolen eggs will cause distressNow Linda’s flipped, and Maude’s a messBut Linda doesn’t see the harmShe’s treating Endtown like a farmShe’s trying, though. That’s all it tookTo go from mad to happy cookShe’s smiling! Just for once, she’s breezy!But this affair’s not over easy…=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

Looks like Linda will be Endtown’s version of Julia Child. I just hope the inhabitants don’t ride her out on a rail because she’s using questionable food.

I think the subject hasn’t really been touched on by Aaron yet – It looks like they stay Omnivores, If it did force dietary changes, there would have been obvious by now.

Linda would have to add Eucalyptus Leaves to her diet, and so far hasn’t. Or take a supplement to make up for the deficiency.

If the Rats arent getting any, you know their gonna want some of this action….I never understood why Dr Mallard would put rats as security

Right….kinda hard punting something when thier holding weapons at you…….

three things rats love to do…search you, salute you, and shoot you

Most the horde are there because their bored. What to do when the armed are few? Have some guts and kick ’em in the nuts, stop when one pops.

Looks like the yolk’s on you, Maude!

Ah Ho I think she is in trouble.

Electric cooker. Wonder if it is powered by that Free Energy Marx once worked with. Tore up a bunch of realities with that project.Hey, Big Chicken Big Egg. Wonder how many would be in her clutch?Seriously though, Flipping the egg? And Linda is how big? That steel pan is how heavy? Looks like an Emril pan. BANG!

“I believe in my soul, you’re the devil in a frying pan!”

This is not good. Linda might be forgiven for using fresh milk, but with the eggs, she will be branded a cannibal, especially by Jackrabbit’s crew. And that’s before anyone learns she’s a Topsider.I wonder, though… If human flesh is supposed to taste like pork, would giant mutant eggs taste like bacon and eggs?

I wonder if Maude might give Linda a gentle warning on the risks of using mutant produced foodstuffs?

I can’t resist……I just HAVE to…….“The yolk’s on you Maude!”Sorry, I just couldn’t be cereal.

Interesting conundrum. Does Maude have human breasts or cow’s udders? The odd thing is that Cows (and human females as well) only give milk after they get pregnant and have a baby. So, does Maude have a child or children? She must if she’s producing milk. And just how do these folks, if one may call them folks, reproduce anyway? So many details so little information.

If only her son could see her now.

Salvador Dalì once planned to balance omelettes on a lady’s head as part of a lecture on Surrealism.

Friday’s strip is mighty slow loading today, over half an hour late.

Probably server trouble somewhere.

A lot of the mutants are self conscious and have not come to terms with their animal selves. Remember the rooster who couldn’t stop himself from crowing when dawn came, and then felt really embarrassed about it.

It really is all in the wrist. Just think like you are tossing the pan and contents back at your own face, but don’t let go of the skillet, and don’t do what Linda did, forgot her own strength. It’s a strong definite movement, but not to be overdone.

Not here at eight AM Eastern…last Friday I didn’t get my comics in my e-mail…

I got the E-Mail. Dear, oh dear…

What the. . .hey! GoComics I need my daily fix, man. Can’t go three days without, no way! I think I’m getting a little light-headed. Think I’ll go sit in the corner and wait for the cow to come home. Great, I’m developing a twitch in my left eye. This just ain’t right.

This could be the solution to Endtowns food problems and it took a former Topsider. I do predict that this could spell trouble for Linda in the future.

I’ve heard of ’winding up with egg on your face" but this Maude? ;D