Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2013
Transcript:
Joe: Ok... so what's the matter, Danae? Danae: Oh... I got a rejection letter. Joe: Ah... those always sting. What was it for? Danae: My dream job! And the worst part was, they sent a lousy form letter!! "Thank you for your interest, but unsolicited applications are not being taken at this time... by The Vatican." They didn't even bother to look at it! I'd be perfect for the job!! Joe: Wait... by the what?
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Pope Danae!!!! That will create mass loss of faith.
jreckard over 11 years ago
I think she’s ready for some papal bull.
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
I’d figure that the Vatican would have a few issues with her. Age being the least of them.
bigbadwolf49 over 11 years ago
When a black pregnant lesbian becomes pope, I’ll have hope again. (same goes for the U.S., when a black lesbian atheist becomes president)
Varnes over 11 years ago
Gotta work on the resume’, Danae….Bruno, Pope Joan Osborn?……… What if God was one of us?……Great song, eh?….
Varnes over 11 years ago
For example….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CRkpBGQzU
roctor over 11 years ago
Who would want the job?
pcolli over 11 years ago
I can just see Stephen Fry in papal regalia, with his papal mobile phone as he twitters, tweets or whatever it’s called. I get the impression he’d love the attention. (That’s not an insult, just an opinion.)
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Roman Catholic Church is known to have a glass ceiling.She doesn’t need the job anyway. She’s already the spiritual leader of Danaeism.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
find a better pope. maybe a married one. that would help. maybe then, all those rules about fish on fridays, and other things might be removed.
luvcmx over 11 years ago
A woman friend of mine was molested by a priest.
jdkingbear over 11 years ago
The Roman Catholic Church could do a lot worse than have a woman in charge.
ajr58 over 11 years ago
Check out EJ Dionne: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-best-choice-for-pope-a-nun/2013/02/15/83c8be2e-76c6-11e2-95e4-6148e45d7adb_story_1.html
Beleck3 over 11 years ago
lol. i hope we get more to follow. Danae is always fun.
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
Sorry, Danae, but you don’t have have enough mass to be Pope. Wrong gender, too. "Couse, that doesn’t matter if you’re Danae.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
When you’re entire industry is based on Faith and Trust, seems to me that the Church is in a world of hurt. Maybe if the Vatican starts with chemically castrating everyone who works for them we might start to believe the church is trying to atone for some of their transgressions.
DutchUncle over 11 years ago
She certainly has the “Say it like you’re infallible” part down already . . .
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
Actually, I think they can elect outsiders, but what are the odds outside Brown novels?
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
Needs to address her or a Cardinal !
dabugger over 11 years ago
by da WHO? And then, why not? Give us just one reason not.
scsurfer over 11 years ago
Well she couldn’t do a worse job than the present crew.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
I kind of thought Danae would eventually start her own cult, or at least bring back an old one that emphasized female nature and power. How about the Hecate worship said to precede that for the Olympians? Or even the ancient agricultural fertility religion as portrayed in THE KING MUST DIE. Yeah, she’d like that one. I think a lot of women would.
Linguist over 11 years ago
There is a huge scandal brewing regarding sexual abuses_within_ the Vatican according to stories that broke recently in La Repubblica .This goes beyond the Vatican cover-up….
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
There are only two actual requirements for the papacy. Male, baptized Catholic. Sorry Danae. I don’t expect change on that one any time soon.
David Edey over 11 years ago
Maybe… just maybe, we could all live without a pope. And a Vatican. And a College of Cardinals. And all organized religions. Imagine how emancipating that would be.
Actually, the Vatican then could be put up for auction. That should attract bids from all the world’s 0.01%ers. Whaddya think it’d go for? Say, a third-of-a-trillion? And what a trophy!
Could go a long way to getting Italy out of debt.
pcolli over 11 years ago
That’s what must change. You like to be pedantic, don’t you?
beaver48612 over 11 years ago
Little boys will be subject to a whole different kind of abuse.
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
Forget it kid – you’d look awful in red.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 11 years ago
I hear there is a prophet living in Utah. Trouble is, all the pedophiles in the Catholic Church would have to give up sex perversions permanently instead of just for Lent. Ohh… I hear it coming: ‘but hey could have 2 wives’. ha ha Sorry, you are over 100 years late.
Varnes over 11 years ago
JohnnyDiego….Now that’s funny! You’ve outdone yourself, sir..
Varnes over 11 years ago
emptc, any religion that honors the traditional fertility rituals is fine by me…. Like the one where women dance naked in the corn to please the gods…you know, stuff like that…..I like my religion kinda spicy……
Varnes over 11 years ago
Linguist, Harvest Home? I Googled it. Sounds complicated. So no. I just like the idea of naked women dancing in the corn. Yeah, I know, kind of old school, but I’m kind of a traditionalist…….Religions should start using their imaginations more…I’m looking for a sauna based religion….
Justice22 over 11 years ago
I see the Church of Danae being headed up by Pope Danae in the near future.
cutiepie29 over 11 years ago
I’m kind of the opinion that anyone who WANTS to be Pope doesn’t deserve to be Pope. But then, I’m not Catholic either, so my opinion really doesn’t count for much.
pcolli over 11 years ago
That’s four popes.