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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 23, 2013
Transcript:
Jeff: So where you guys off to? Zipper: Colorado, dawg-- and you should join us! Uncle Zonk has set his sights on a sweet little grow outside of Boulder! We're going to become bajillionaire producers! Jeff: Sounds awesome. Zipper: It is! We're not just chasing the American dream, dude-- it's chasing us! Rick: Maybe I should join them... Joanie: I'm going to work.
MiepR almost 12 years ago
Watch, the whole cast will wind up out there, working for the Z-guys.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
If the American Dream is chasing them, I canât wait to see what happens when it catches them !
IncognitoPenguin almost 12 years ago
This particular American Dream thatâs chasing themâŠit wouldnât be manned by a couple of guys in white coats now would it?
pbarnrob almost 12 years ago
The âBajillionaireâ part might be awkward, since legality sucks the âforbidden fruitâ flavor out of many things, just like in the â20s and â30s with (alcohol) Prohibition. It did corrupt police, courts, and politicians, just as now, and took a while to repair the damage. We should look forward to the same, if maybe streamlined by the experience.
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
Canât wait until they legalize meth.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Free Market Capitalism, itâs the American wayâŠ.rpmurray, the âSlippery Slopeâ is a mythâŠ..
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 12 years ago
Take Dorothy and Toto, too.
Beleck3 almost 12 years ago
theyâll be in a high max security pen when they get âcaughtâ by this American Dream. the Prison, Pharma, Police complex is chasing after them. and the money is endless. for the complex, not Z.
legalization is not going to happen for a long, long, long, long, long time. .lol
Blood-Poisoning Vermin almost 12 years ago
>> there will never be legalizationâŠ
Itâll be interesting to see how the Feds respond to Colorado moving forward with its legalization. They seem to be sitting on the sidelines. Also, to see whether other states follow Colorado and Washington.
Mister-Edd almost 12 years ago
Hemp (marijuana plant) was made illegal in the U.S. by the efforts of the powerful logging lobbyists back in 1937. Hemp was being touted as a cheap and renewable alternative fiber source to make rope and clothing.
If logging slows way down, then hemp may look more attractive to the greedy businesses as a lucrative fiber source.
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
I bet a deal is in the works for the tobacco companies to handle distribution, in exchange for finally giving up cigarettes.
summerdog86 almost 12 years ago
Joanie has to go to work. Someone has to support the gang.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Yes, the Mob is definitely making a killing off bootleg now.
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
Jeeze, have any of you hemp touters actually used hemp products in any real quantity? Yes, hemp makes great ropes (though even there nylon and other synthetics have their advantages.) However, hemp is not a great substitute for cotton, hemp cloth being much more coarse. Hemp could be used for particleboards, but even there wood particleboards have an edge â and neither is a real substitute for a solid wood two-by-four (as many homeowners have discovered some time after the builders departed.)`Yes, the federal government imposing a âreefer madnessâ hemp tax in the 1930âs didnât help the hemp industry (such as it was,) but I hold the fact that other products proved superior and/or cheaper to process had more to do with hemp falling out of favor.
Defective almost 12 years ago
Hemp was more useful than just a cotton replacement. And Iâm talking about Hemp, not the weed thatâs talked about here. Two different plants. It threatened the oil industry as well. So three large industries, logging, cotton, and oil, took an active part in making sure ALL plants were made illegal, even though no one smokes Hemp. This still holds true today. The US is one of the only industrialized countries to ban Hemp. Isnât lobbying a wonderful thing?
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
A major farmer in eastern Colorado has been lobbying for hempâs legalization for years, and he is definitely moving forward now. Heâs in touch with longtime Canadian growers (Canada being our major source of hemp products, apparently) and has done all the research to back up the business plan he has formulated. Iâm not a marijuana consumer, but I definitely look forward to the introduction of hemp farming â and the resulting manufacturing â here.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Re: panel #2. When did grow become a noun? or was it supposed to be grove? If itâs correctly written, what is a grow?
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Boy, did you nail that! And thatâs why itâs better to ignore certain people. Even negative attention is attention, and thatâs all they crave. If you ignore them theyâll go look for someone else to aggravate.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Youâll have no interest in chasing anything, trust me, nothing at all.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
So, here we are, a week and a half into the road trip and they havenât left home yet; but it has sparked some scintillating discussions on travel directions and the uses of hemp. This is what I feared (early) last week. Excuse me while I go take a nap.
Radical-Knight almost 12 years ago
Seems to be quite the online market for Cannabis seed sale.
Ink blot Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If pot were legal, pot farmers would earn about as much as (say) tobacco farmers. Legalized pot will retail for a lot less than todayâs prices for the illegal stuff, and most of that price will be taxes collected by various levels of government (just as taxes account for most of the price of alcohol and tobacco products). Governments, not producers will collect the bajillions. The distribution chain will take most of the rest.
jerechase almost 12 years ago
@mabrndtâgrowâ is pretty frequently used as a noun by pot growers, meaning âpot growing operationâ. pot growers not mostly being culturally inclined to formality. ;-)
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Unfortunately, to some people (not the left) facts are irrelevant; they just keep spewing lies and say âSee, I have the truth.â
loves raising duncan almost 12 years ago
Holy blast from the past!
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
Troll alert.