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First of all, stop feeding the %$@# birds! second find out who in the neighborhood has bird feeders. Third, if the neighbors don’t cooperate, go to city hall, explaining the problem to have an ordinannce banning bird feeders. Fourth, if the birds still show up, place an realistic looking artificial perdator that moves in somewhere in the yard! PROBLEM SOLVED!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Snerk!
chromosome Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The bluebird of crappiness!
edclectic almost 12 years ago
Have you considered planting a tree in your yard?
TheVernalPool almost 12 years ago
Quit eating the art paste
aerilim almost 12 years ago
have you consider cutting or moving that line off?
miqq1234 almost 12 years ago
…it might be easier to just move the car
Thomas R. Williams almost 12 years ago
The white stuff in bird droppings is uric acid.
terek almost 12 years ago
First of all, stop feeding the %$@# birds! second find out who in the neighborhood has bird feeders. Third, if the neighbors don’t cooperate, go to city hall, explaining the problem to have an ordinannce banning bird feeders. Fourth, if the birds still show up, place an realistic looking artificial perdator that moves in somewhere in the yard! PROBLEM SOLVED!