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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2013
Transcript:
Zonker: It's a dream come true, Bern-- only legal! The plan calls for setting up a major grow facility outside of Boulder. First harvest is a test crop... but by first quarter 2015 I'm projecting statewide distribution, with margins that rival those of the biggest players in Colorado! Bernie: Impressive. So how far have you gotten? Zonker: Zanesville, Ohio, but it's a go! You want in?
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Zanesville is always a good starting point, they can use all the potā¦ erā¦helpā¦ they can get !
luckylouie almost 12 years ago
When did Bernie become African-American?
cdward almost 12 years ago
Zonk looks pretty good for a guy in his 60s.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bernieās black ?!?!
goweeder almost 12 years ago
Most (but not all) of the problems on earth have been caused by religions.)Natural disasters are at the top of the list (earthquakes, tornadoes, drought, flood, and hurricanes) for example. These are not brought about by a vengeful āgodā to punish us. And the survivors are not āsavedā by a beneficent āgodā. A āgodā did not create terrorism ā delusional people did.The whole thing is the biggest fairytalein the world, and people have bought it, hook, linker and sinker and also passed it on to their children in the form of daily brainwashing beginning at birth.
goweeder almost 12 years ago
When is GoComics going to add an āeditā feature to comments.? Itās frustrating to find a typo (and I always do!) in my comment after Iāve clicked āsubmit.ā
goweeder almost 12 years ago
And when are they going to stop posting our comments twice?
avtar123 almost 12 years ago
Ya gotta give it a try.
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
Iāve met plenty of guys like Zonker over the years. They tend to talk about bare possibilities as if they were accomplished facts.
gimmickgenius almost 12 years ago
So is this a different Bernie from the white guy we knew from all those years ago? At a school like Walden thereās gotta be more than one guy with the same first name.
Oh, heck ā itās just the same daily colorist that gets complexions wrong over at PreTeena and JumpStart.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
Maybe that is why he came backā couldnāt miss the opportunity to talk to friends from the past about his new business venture.
ncalifgirl58 almost 12 years ago
Just becaust pot is legal doesnāt mean you can just grow it anywhere. In Calif. most local authorities have done everything they can to discourage not only growing it but dispensing it as well.
Jack Straw almost 12 years ago
yeah, Bernie does look darker than his lily-white younger self. I was hoping heād make his appearance in a puff of smoke and a popping noise, like he did originally in chem lab way back when. Was also hoping Duke would try to spike the punch.
JAPrufrock almost 12 years ago
Bernieās enjoyed some down time in Miami, soaking in the rays, chillingā out.
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
@goweeder, re editing comments after posting them:
Maybe somebody has a better method, but hereās mine: Highlight and copy your post, then delete it. Paste your post into the āComment on this stripā box and do the editing. Then hit āSubmit.ā I do a lot of typing (in Word, in e-mails, and so forth) and there seems to be something about GoComics that ācausesā typos! Itās not nearly the problem elsewhere that it is here.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
There is a great slice of life novel called āIn Zanesville: A Novelā, by Jo Ann Beard.
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
Maybe, over the decades, Bernie has simply spent a lot of time basking in the California sun. I know some folks older than Bernie whose faces look just like walnuts (dark brown, leathery, and wrinkled) from all that tanning.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
From what I am told, here in Calif, the prices have gone down considerably with medical pot being legal. The growers are aiming for the medical market, but many donāt make the grade and it sells for 60-70% of what they got 2-5 years ago. Competition will bring the price down and the quality up. The problem here is that the cheap grade(the stuff that was just left to grow and then harvested) is not there, everyone wants to make a full time job out of it by caressing and manicuring the plants ā so this, a safe grow location and security have raised the initial costs considerably.
Ivan Araque almost 12 years ago
Millionaire Zonker? Thatāll be the day ā Garry wonāt allow it, I wonāt allow it, America wonāt allow it!! By the time he gets to Colorado, weed prices will have plummeted to normal levels for other crops. :)
Ivan Araque almost 12 years ago
Thanks for that Tutu quote!
Dr Lou Premium Member almost 12 years ago
When did Bernie change skin tone?
And Zanesville is right on I70.
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Well, I have read and listened to several reports on the Benghazi affair. I will say this and I wonāt comment on it again. I have seen NO evidence of a cover-up by the White House or State Department. There was an article today by Think Progress that pointed the finger at the GOP for altering emails. I didnāt get that one either. The one thing will say as my assessment is this: There were massive SCREW-UPS involved here. And my question is: Where was all the REPUBLICAN outrage when there were more than 50 embassy deaths during Bushās administration? Good day, you can go back to your regularly scheduled sniping and trolling.
RoninBob almost 12 years ago
Hey Guard the local Shops are selling for$25 an 1/8 the illegals $40 an 1/8.But American Tobacco is comin in sooner or later worry about them.Theyāve wanted in since 69!
Hawthorne almost 12 years ago
I wouldnāt be so sure about that.
States which have medical marijuana licenses are served mostly by stoners, and mostly they seem to be very astute business people.
But thatās not new. When I encountered weed in the 70s, I was smoking with people who ran successful businesses ā realtors, stock brokers, attorneys ā¦ many of them moved on to coke, and that wiped some of them out, but it is a mistake to think that people who use hemp are incompetents.
A lot of people who are non-users are incompetents, and a stoned incompetent is still incompetent. However, most users who are competent retain their competency.
Weed is not like alcohol, nor like any other drug. Far from being destructive or dangerous, it was used medicinally for thousands of years before the US Government decided to outlaw it in the beginning of the last century. Itās a specific for asthma, a chronic condition which is actually killing a lot of kids, and doesnāt need to.
If the non-users take over the production and distribution, you will see the same travesty on weed you see in other areas of health care. In other words, it will be priced out of reach of those who need it.
Iām sure your viewpoint will prevail, though. I trust I wonāt live to see it.
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
It sounds like marijuana is like cable TV and larger restaurant portions: you pay more, but you get moreā¦ than you can possibly use.Iāll invest in Zonkerās company. Sounds like it has a lot of "pot"ential.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
Weāll just let the Republicans shoot each other, like the did when they went after Clinton.
lifeforpot almost 12 years ago
Thanks for mentioning Zanesville, OH. Zanesville is the home of the web site http://www.lifeforpot.com
Harlen Premium Member 11 months ago
Delete, then resubmit.