Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 24, 2013

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT FOREVER ALONE!!!!!! I guess the fish will do………

Shoulda kept the wetsuit.

At this point isn’t Pig/Pigita off again more than it’s on again?

I’d say “swine in the sty” instead.

Trust me, Pig — the fish would make a far better girlfriend than Pigita ever did!

cheer up, pig…being a lone wolf the rest of your life isn’t too bad. you only have t pay for one in the restaurants, you don’t have to try and impress anyone and you can have all the “me” time you want.

Imagine how the fish feels!

My ex-wife was a cold fish, the new wife is a hot tuna!

I miss the sheep, Sweet Fanny (or whatever her name was.)

Literal Pig. Saw that one coming………

And anotherone bites the dust !

It IS the same…but different.

That is NOT what Goat meant, Pig. Pastis should probably have drawn Goat’s eyes shut in the last panel.

Has it been drinking?

so predictable it feels like a rerun.

You could see it coming a mile away and let it was still very funny.

A pig needs a fish like a girl needs a bicycle.

Pig needs to remember what Tom, the oldest Clancy Brother, said: “Never run after a woman or a bus, another one will come along!”

There’s something fishy about this strip.

What a difference eye brows make.

Girlfriends are always trying to change their man. She’ll keep trying to make Pig into a gill-bearing aquatic craniate with ambient body temperature and digit-less fins. But that’s not who Pig is. He won’t like the nagging, won’t change, and eventually cut bait and leave.

Hope pig isn’t hard of herring . . ummm, herring….pickled herring . . . pickled pigs feet . . Hey, they have things in common . . . ☻

didn’t take him long…

As much as I hate to admit it, this strip made me chuckle long enough to come back and note it.

Benny Hill skit: The battleaxe wife says, “You can go ahead and leave, there are plenty more fish in the sea!” The husband replies: “Yeah, but your bait ain’t what it was!” She replies: “And your pier has collapsed!”

Is Pig sleeping with the fishes?

Pig, you are much better off without that Pigita! And a fish isn’t all that bad a friend, albeit a bit cold….Un-die Sweet Fanny, Pastis! —Pig’s only true love!

Nice colors today. Reminds me of Necco wafers.

REMINDS ME OF PLUGGERS, DOG MARRIES CHICKEN AND HAS A RABBIT DAUGHTER.

Looks like Pig is getting scrod tonight.

For all the fish puns you can handle, look here.

Hey Ren & Stimpy fans: “I now pronounce you fish and fart.”

Poor Pig… Now all he needs is for Rat to taunt him and he’ll feel MUCH better… Not.

LOL… Cute strip today.

xxx

Didn’t Pig & Pigita break up like 80 times

Saw that one coming…

Do you have a joke…………………………..go fish, Patis………………………………………………….

Do you have a joke…………………………..go fish, Patis………………………………………………….

How many times have Pig and Pigita broken up?

I think you will need more fishes than that pig.

“I thought you said he was dead.”“No, I said ‘he sleeps with the fishes’”“Brrrrrr…” (from The Simpsons)

See if Ariel’s available.

So, what’s wrong with ‘Surf and Turf’?

Pig takes things too literal

Good, Pigita is a vile hag.