Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 20, 2013

Don’t get this at all

or a decent margarita. He should have the ice handy.

I’d be happy with a cold pint of Tuborg Gold (can’t seem to get it here in California).

Ah, the true meaning of life at last.

Maybe he can tell you the meaning of Lite.

If only we had a friendly beartender behind the bar…

wrwallaceil, dude died of lung cancer…really….

Funny, he doesn’t look garuish….

Uh…. um,….. ah…..this place got a back room? I’m looking for some “enlightenment.” That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it….Or I’m stuck with it, whatever….Anyway, in the mountains, being that high could make you light headed…….

A real mountain hops experience.

Take me to the mountain!!!

and single malt at that!

His prices will be sky-high, too.

Wonder if he’s got any Copperschager back there?….Can’t afford that Goldschlager stuff…….

Copperschlager, but I’d settle for bronze…

The trip back down’s gonna be fun!

Ugh. I hate Scotch. I’ll go with the premium ale.

Fortunately, it’s gotten much better, especially with microbreweries. And yes, I used to live in Germany, so I know good beer.

The hell you say! You gotta get back down that mountain!

@cdwardThey say you have to “acquire a taste” for scotch. I say “if you don’t like the taste of it, why keep drinking it until you acquire the taste?” That just doesn’t make any sense at all.

“I don’t like it. But I’m going to keep on drinking it until I like it.” DUMB!!

Finally, somebody really went far with that Doctor of Mixology degree.

I’d go for a Bloody Caesar.

Hahahaha!!!!!

let’s hope the bartender knows how to mix drinks and not just fake it. rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring does not equal a scotch neat, tgifridays. jack is different from jim.

bar and guru

OK, just how did the guy get dat stuff up there?

But can he make a Burnt Martini?

What? No wi-fi?

If he doesn’t have a Scottish Wee Heavy, it’s not ale.

Never try to out drink a German. You know why they break out in those songs? If you can’t sing along you have had too much.Sat in a beer hall in Germany with some German Police. I at time was US Army. They began singing a song I had heard of before. It was an old Hitler Youth song. I asked one what that was about. He remarked that was all they knew and who was going to say anything to them anyway. Heard this frauline say If you could out drink her you could have her. My bud decided to take her on. He never made it, passed out right there. She took me home. Then she passed out while undressing. I rolled her onto the bed. Covered her with a blanket and went back to the base. If anything I have always been and will be a gentleman. A good beer like Dos XX or Modelo or Rolling Rock works for me.

So there’s a connection between spirits and the spiritual.

Make mine a 12 year-old Redbreast Irish single malt, neat !

Nobody said it so I will.Angst to follow.“HEAD FOR THE MOUNTAINS>>>>BUSCH!!!!!!!!!”

After that climb, anyone could use a drink.

I think Wiley just top’d himself. Very funny and true! lol

bet he dispenses better advice than most gurus!

“And malt does more than Milton canTo justify God’s ways to man . . .” (A. E. Housman)

If you want to acquire a taste for scotch, there is a one word solution; Glenfiddich.

I swear I saw Dabney Coleman up there the other day….sippin’ an umbrella drink….And some other guy that wasn’t Nixon either…

The last thing I would need is to climb the mountain…only to get bombed on Long Island Iced Tea…then make one wrong move while I was still “upright” and fall off the mountain! But that WOULD be my luck!

Sounds like Grolsch