Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2013

But too late.

Don’t you just love a happy ending?

Now Mr. I-told-you-so-multiple-times-but-you-didn’t-listen is a widower.

Plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.

THERE’S something you don’t see every day in comics – the airhead female pays for her own stupidity instead of her long – suffering male.Well played, Pastis! If I wore a hat I’d tip it to you!

And the Darwin Award goes to……….

Take his wife, please.

Yes, there is a god!

where the crocs failed, the bear succeeded…

Sometimes the Fates are kind and things work out as we feel they should! Bear is fed, Honey is free! All’s right with the world, and we can move on to some other arc!

I’m surprised he didn’t say:“I sense a hole in your plan.”

We all know Pastis loves puns, even bad ones.

I still say all of this will turn out to be a nightmare, no penguins at the north pole and no bears at the south pole.

ok where did he come up with the saw?

Her name’s not Bob is it, by any chance?

If the female penguin is an maths genius and didn’t dug the hole’s size bigger than the polar bear’s head, her plan would be an brilliant one. In fact even human use the same method for fishing in antarctic ocean expect they know how to use a gun if an polar bear really attack like what is shown in this comic strip!

Ahhh! Peace at Last!

A blonde Pen-goo-eeng! Tastes like chicken!

Poor Penguin! Now he has to live in that sheet of ice all by himself thanks to that mean ole Polar Bear!

Okay yesterday I said that the female penguin was either dumb or trying to kill her husband.Well I got my answer now^^

Yea, I think it should be a Walrus.

Polar Bears and penguins live on opposite poles.

It’s always funny, until someone winds up dead – then it’s really funny!

Oh no! I was becoming fond of that little guy.

@Hillbilly Man—She got the saw from Ace Hardware…she had a deuce of a time getting it!

No quarter! And thee wench is gone. Aye that be funny!

Hockey season begins soon, so these penguins will have to return to Pittsburg(h)!!

Justice is served.

Well, that’s one way to end a bad storyline… Have all the characters eaten.

but what happened to that expensive hair ribbon?

This is one time I’m not happy to be a bear

And then there was one.

A penguin is a dish best served cold

Nor do they talk in real life. But since it is a cartoon, who really cares if they interact? It just isn’t important to be that picky about a comic strop for crying out loud.

There are ten’s of dozens of married men printing out this comic today! Well played

How about, I feel a flaw in your floe.

Finally! Now can we move on to another story line. Maybe one where Rat get eaten by a very large cat.

carefull, Honey, you may be just desert . . . ☻

Thanks, Ralph! Don’t mention it, Sam!!!

CLOMP. Kind of a satisfying sound.

Good bye, Penguin version of Skyler White..

Zebra doesn’t have a wife, that’s why the Crocs have failed…

The Polar bear:“Tastes like chicken.”

All the people who can’t handle penguins and polar bears in the same hemisphere: One of you, when this arc began, suggested this is an exhibit at the zoo! I’d say, take the zoo and run with it!.Of course, lacking a Judge Doom, I’m pretty sure the toon will be back tomorrow…

Huh. Didn’t see that one coming.

Yes! Glad that stupid wife finally died.

Thankfully she’s gone!

Guess that’s the end to THIS thread

Does that count as one “hole” serving?

aww dam finally got the bird. then what happens tomorrow?

Ooops.I like the ‘CLOMP’LOL xxx

Does the mean this arc is FINALLY over? I want to see what Rat, Pig, Goat, Zebra, and everyone else has been up to.

PAY DIRT!! Was not expecting that. I guess poppa gits his’in tomorra.

at the first of this strip I didn’t even realize the whole penguine polor bear thing (which I did know) untill pastis hit rat for mentioning it (which i loved and want to see again)

Felt there relationship was doomed from the start, just not how I expected it to end.

ice saw that comin’

tomorrows poop will have a nice bow on it

Do penguin wings taste like buffalo wings?

Polar bears live at the north pole (arctic) and penguins live at the south pole (Antarctic), they never really interact. Go back to the crocs. Funnier.

I think Pastis is a misogynist. All female characters are b!tches in his strips. Just saying…

Mr. Penguin, I would back away from that hole if I were you…

Bravo!!! Of course!! Smart and funny. :-D

To everyone here who are still going on about the whole hemisphere thing:

CRACK!

3 to 1 the bear gets indigestion……

Penguins rarely talk or use hand saws either. If you are going to be a stickler. It’s almost like it’s a comic strip or something.

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