Reminds me of an oldy:.Adam: Lord, I’m lonesome. All the other creatures have partners to keep them company, but I have none..Lord: That’s no problem. I can create a partner for you that will bear your children, clean your house, cook your meals, laugh at your jokes, never be mad or sharp with you, take care of the daily chores, raise the children and maintain the household..Adam: That sounds great. What will it cost me".Lord: An arm and a leg..Adam: Gee. That sounds kinda steep. What can I get for a rib?
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
It’s more like a zoo in an orchard……………
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Uniqueness does, on occasion, lead to some undesirable traits …………………..
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Before you can have a sunset, you have to have an eve….the day is never complete until you have one…………….
punmeister over 11 years ago
Watch out for the snake.
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
When you’re wrapped up in yourself………….. you don’t feel the need for other coverings………….
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
I wondered what those round, red things hanging on my branches were……………….I’ve seen them being eaten without being cooked………………
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Well, don’t go away mad…………………but you had better find something to wear……………
Superfrog over 11 years ago
Ask anybody.
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Be patient, I’ll fix you something to eat in a minute …………….. I want to brush my hair first………………
ChazNCenTex over 11 years ago
Eve" “Really? You must be ribbing me.”
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just offer her a Dos Equis and ask for a number…. ! ? !
sbchamp over 11 years ago
The last time a man was ‘right’
Neat '33 over 11 years ago
Geez ! Here I always thought it was The Donald !!!
Tin Can Twidget over 11 years ago
Reminds me of an oldy:.Adam: Lord, I’m lonesome. All the other creatures have partners to keep them company, but I have none..Lord: That’s no problem. I can create a partner for you that will bear your children, clean your house, cook your meals, laugh at your jokes, never be mad or sharp with you, take care of the daily chores, raise the children and maintain the household..Adam: That sounds great. What will it cost me".Lord: An arm and a leg..Adam: Gee. That sounds kinda steep. What can I get for a rib?
Phatts over 11 years ago
I’m thinking, even then, that line is corny