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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 10, 2013
Transcript:
Mrs. Beger: "For Quill's first meal I'll make your favorite: Sloppy joes with pineapple rings and rainbow jell-o" Gunther: "WHAT? NO!" Gunther: "Quill's an aussie surfer dude, mom! He eats steak! Bacon! Deep-fried cheese balls!" Mrs. Berger: "Oh. So I shouldn't make the tofu hot dogs you like?" Gunther: "Aiyiyi. He's gonna move out after one meal"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āDiscomfort Zoneāor āI Pity The Tofu!ā
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
Tofu meatballs ā OKTofu hotdogs ā UGH
LouEthelip over 11 years ago
Maybe they hould stock up on (Hopefully Iāll spell this right) āVegamiteā
LouEthelip over 11 years ago
@ howtheduck: And its important to Gunther does not move out too quickly becauseā¦ā¦.either maybe he wants another chance to get close with LuAnn orā¦ā¦better chances for double dates. Quill/LuAnn Gunther/Rosa.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Sloppy Joes with Pineapple rings and rainbow Jello-O doesnāt sound too bad. Plus I am sure that Quill has been raised to eat what is set before you when you are in another personās home. Iām also quite sure that Mrs. Berger will make adjustments to her menu to accommodate Quillās diet.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āBrought to youā, byā¦Smell-Oā¦.Makers of thisā¦well, sort of bouncy stuffā¦. And, I guess, also some kind ofā¦.. pudding substituteā¦ ā Mean Cuisine ā¦. āJust buy it and eat it!ā ā Sloppy Nose restaurantsā¦home of a mess of nose-pleasing delightsā¦ āNot just making good foodā¦ also making good scents!āā¦ ā and byā¦NoFu, from Twisted Foodsā¦. āWith zero calories, zero grams fat, zero preservatives and nearly zero mass, you can use it in any food you like, and never have to worry!"ā¦.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Apparently Gunther is thinking ābromanceā here 9_9 -!!!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Nowās your chance Gunthā¦. a little cyanide in his Sloppy Joe andā¦ā¦.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Gunths Mom seems to have dropped about 20 lbsā¦ like mother like son, I guess
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I hate tofu
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I donāt like this story arc. Anybody else donāt like it either?^^I donāt like ANY arc featuring MPQ!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
There are just some guys who are real āpal-zyā with someone, even with someone who is his chief competition for a girlās affections. Some people are just welcoming and cordialā¦ a lot of people arenāt used to that type of personā¦ but some are just easy to be enthusiastic, no strings attachedā¦.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Guntherās mom is taking it rather well, donāt you think, that suddenly she is informed she is expected to provide more expensive fare than usual. Does she have the budget for that? Also makes me wonder if Quillās parents are kicking in any $$ to help Guntherās mom meet expenses for their son, or how that goes. I honestly donāt know. Anyone ever host an exchange student for a school year?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
There was this episode of the Cosby show, where Vanessaās date was like that, mostly a person āeager to pleaseā. His chief rival suddenly appeared, and the guy actually wanted the other one to hang out with him and Vanessaā¦. everyone kept trying to tell him the danger in doing so, but he reasoned to them: āIt takes the pressure off of me, if he goes!ā Theo retorted: āYeah, well you wonāt be feeling any pressure, tonight!āā¦ ā Some guys are more upbeat and not so competitive.. Gunther is like thatā¦ heās not as ātestosterone-yā as other guys his ageā¦ go figureā¦.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Guntherās mom seems willing to accommodate her sonās notion of what an Aussieāand Quill specificallyādoes or does not eat. But Gunther is just a bundle of anxiety, fearing something will go horribly wrong. āRelax, Gunther. Quill is an easygoing guyā¦.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
The depth of Guntherās reaction isnāt that sort of thing that would result from a āfriendāsā moving to town but deciding to live somewhere else. Itās clear that Gunther was looking forward to being with Quill just as much as Luann was. I wonder who Quill was more interested in being with.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Maybe Gunther sees his best chances being a wingman.
watmiwori over 11 years ago
I prefer beer in its final, liquid form, thankew.
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
How many posts do you need before becoming pro? Or is it something you pay for?
adamcrow64 over 11 years ago
I love Vegemite (being an Aussie myself). Never seen āDeep fried cheese ballsā?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
āRainbow Jell-Oā. āTofuā.
Geez, Greg. Could You Possibly Make GUNTHER Any Wimpier??
Oh Hey Gunther? Are You gonna tell āQ-ballā that YOU are the FIRST Guy that Lu ever saw Naked? It would make a GREAT āIce-Breaker!ā
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Do you like Gladiator movies, Gunther?
StratmanRon over 11 years ago
Iām always amazed by Guntherās āmagicā plaid shirts. The criss-cross lines on the sleeves are parallel to the body of the shirt almost any way he holds his arms.
Where the heck does he buy those shirts? (or more likely, where does his mommy buy them?)
jeanie5448 over 11 years ago
if Quill is going to live with Gunther for 9 months or so then he better get used to eating American food, besides he has lived in the US before and I am sure, like most teenagers, he has developed a taste for hamburgers and fast food.
Rauderi over 11 years ago
Or you could, yāknow, ask him what he likes. Duh?
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Ugh. MAN UP!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Gunther was so looking forward to sewing all Quillās clothes. (He already made Quillās āGeorgeā costume, so he has all Quillās measurements already.) Gunther had a whole wardrobe of patterns all ready to go. His very own life-sized āKenā doll! What fun they would have together! And now Mom spoiled it all, with her Sloppy Joes. Shame on you, Momma!!!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Prawns
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I donāt think Guntherās interested in Quill sexually. He probably values Quillās friendship highly and wants to make an impossibly good showing (hopefully the Qster will chill him out with his mellow Aussie vibes). I hope we see G, Q, and Knute hanging out, since Knute is Guntherās best friend currently. Seems like a natural development.
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
I knew one of you pros would respond! Thanks!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
I like tofuItās one of my favorite meatsalong with mushrooms
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Oops, I forgot the potassium nitrate dressing for the tomatoes. ^Perhaps potassium would work better on potatoesā¦
milania over 11 years ago
Aagghhhhhhhhhā¦ Iām gagging here.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
I have to admit, this strip got my immediate attention! Are Greg/Karen trying to play with us in giving the āperceptionā as to Gunthās āpreferences,ā or could those be his real preferences ācoming out,ā or could it be a carefully planned plot to get intel on Lu from one of the best sourcesā¦ his direct competition? Not that thereās anything wrong with those āpreferences,ā but I do hope itās the latter, and I would applaud his(Gunthās) craftiness in doing so. Maybe he learned something from volunteering at āDrama Camp.ā
Friends closeā¦.. Enemies closer! ;-PPPP
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Not having a father to guide him, and with only his mom for an example, Gunther does at times come off sort of whimpyā¦.but so that he can watch how he behaves and handles different situations. I see Quill as more of a substiute father, for demonstrating how guys act, for Gunth. ^Good point.
Willow Mt Lyon over 11 years ago
I love tofu dogs. I get them at Trader Joes. They are called Smart Dogs. Wrap a slice of cheese around them. Yummy!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Actually, Since Lu and āVirtual Quillā helped Gunther out with Rosa, he probably had some conversations with him, and saw him as a ārole modelā for helping him improve with Rosa, or anyone else, for that matter. He sure couldnāt do that with Knute when it came to the promā¦ Qcumberās easygoing nature probably does Gunther some good, too, as he is a nervous person at times. ā Either that, or Greg made the cast draw straws and Guntherās mom was āpersuadedā to put him up for the course of his stay, hereā¦ and also used the Bergers as a vehicle for this gag about G-manās anxietiesā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yeah, that too. He hasnāt had a sibling or a guy to actually learn from or pal around with. Knute is a good friend, but not the one to go to for everythingā¦.
Cannoneer over 11 years ago
Guntherās mom is cooking for the boys like they are six year-olds, using recipes from a 1950s kidās cookbook.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Itās hard to interpret Guntherās expression in the final panel is implying anything other than that he is crushed at the possibility of losing his crush.
rrip over 11 years ago
Been to Australia. They eat pretty much the same thing as in the US. Gunther should know that.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Didnāt your mommy already tell you not to respond to the strangers that you meet on the board? ^Upon the advice of my mommyā¦ and a lawyer.. I have been advised not to respond to youā¦.
my_discworld over 11 years ago
Awwwā¦itās cute that Gunther wants to make a good impression.
locake over 11 years ago
Gunther wants Quill around because Q is cool and popular with the girls. Gunther is hoping some of that coolness will rub off on him. G is probably asexual, too uncomfortable with his own body to get naked with either gender.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Where is it written that a strip can have only one gay character? Maybe Greg Evans introduced the Fire Dept. Captain (a minor role) as a test, and finding that no newspapers dropped the strip as a result of it, he is now willing to portray one of the āmajorā characters as gay? Or even two of them?-Suppose that over the course of the coming year Gunther and Quill find that they have deep feelings for each other. That then allows the both of them to be dropped from consideration as Luannās suitors, and then she can move on to new relationships when she starts in at Pitt Community College next fall. This strip needs a break from the past, so that long-time fans (on this list, and elsewhere) will stop calling for Luann to get back together with Gunther, or with Quill. Itās time for Luann to put high school behind her, after all these years.
RobinHood2013 over 11 years ago
Is it me or did Gunther sound a little like the late Desi Arnaz?
āĀ”Aiyiyi! Ā”Ćl va a salir despuĆ©s de una comida!ā
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Evans addressed Guntherās sexuality some time ago in his discussion of his feelings for Rosa with Luann. Heās NOT gay.
I didnāt think so, either, but his response this morning might, to the uninformed, give a different perception. ;-) I just hope itās not one of those cases where Guntherās in ādenial,ā and is covering himself with Rosa for āmisdirectionā reasons. Lots of gay men marry heterosexually (and even have children) to get adequate cover.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Shy high school students are often kind of lonely. Also, they lack a good source of information about growing up (friends). [I speak from experience.]*Plus, Quill is a popular, cook kid & Gunther probably was hoping some of his coolness would rub off on him.*So yeah, heās trying to both impress Quill and use him.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
And thanks for catching the āqueueā error yesterday. Actually, it was just a test to see who knew! ;)
sarafaye over 11 years ago
The only times Iāve seen Knute cross dress it was to impress a girl.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
It makes sense that Guntherās normal usual anxiety would be worse in the presence of his mother, since she is certainly the one who modeled and nurtured that behavior in his life.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mom! You canāt serve a āSissyā meal to an Aussie surfer dude! (And is Greg finally trying to create a personality for Quill, by telling us that he surfs?)
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Not having a father to guide him,ā¦ He may want Quill around not for any bromance, but so that he can watch how he behaves and handles different situationsā¦ demonstrating how guys act.Agreed, thatās why I used the term āwingmanā though that does not adequately describe what youāve so ably written.
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
What are the names of the other puppies in the litter Puddles came from?
cdemattos over 11 years ago
jay blue must sit at his computer just waiting for the perfect time to comment first.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
You forgot Spritzer and āold Yellowāā¦ā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And Peabodyā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And of course, Fred.
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
My hubby has always wanted to name a dog āStayā. So when you call him you say ācome here, Stay!ā And no, we never had a dog with that name. But we currently have one named Justin Case!
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
Or āOnitā(Cue 70s music)Then Yell Get down āOnitā!
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Um cul, is a vulgar term for you ābehindā. 57 years old, speaking French all my life. Born in Belgium. I know of what i speak of.
Then be very careful with your context. In America, āTailā can also mean āBehind/derierre/posterior,ā as you say.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Or āsurferā is Guntherese for āblond with a tan.ā
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Gunther wants his mom to be cool. As he imagines Quillās mom is. But wait, G-man, 99% of mothers are un-cool, in the opinion of their kids. (Actually, 100% in my world, but Iām guessing someone out there thought their moms were hip.)
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Brdshtt, did someone ever adopt Tsunami, or was he really banned to the Mojave to work herding camels & countering desertification?
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Geez, gang, Iām not up to reading 135 more comments :- P because itās kind of late in the day, but Iām betting on Quill being an adept cook himself. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, and all that.
jimshari222 over 11 years ago
Congrats on being first once! I know I never will be, I am always asleep when it goes up!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I was first once in a while, back when, because Iām usually up and listening to interviews on the net around the time the comics refresh. Iāve been at the new comic when there were no comments, and didnāt leave one myself. Neither has happened for quite a while now.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Lev had an absolutely epic āfirstā a while backāI really got a good LOL out of it. :-)
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Yeah, I was first once, too. But not within the last 7 months.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Iāll be very glad to drop all the soy āmeatsā and get back to the real thing (and whole eggs too). I had an egg white omelet yesterday ā not too bad with around 12gm of sliced raw garlic, some sweet red pepper diced fine and a handful of soy bacon bits. The hot dogs are OK if you fix them with good mustard, relish and raw onion (still not all that healthy. I really have no problem with good meat that has been properly raised and fixed. I love good rare grass fed filet or even thin-sliced rare roast flank steak. I can wait until February for that, no problem.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
As much as DW runs at the mouth, he gave an accurate description about what you have to do to be first. ^That is not entirely accurate! I donāt claim to be an IT genius, but there are other ways to view a page. Many sites have āscriptsā that use buttons and hyperlink like GoComics does. I use the āhomeā button at the top, to take me to my comics page. There is also a button marked ātodayā on the home comics page for a personās personalized comics page (It may just appear on the āProā page, I donāt know.). Thereās also the āhyperlinkā for the title āLuannā (underlined, at the top) that one can click on. Same thing on the home page, when the personalized page gets the new strips for the day. I do not have to use ārefreshā. The site itself provides the āshortcutsā. ā Also, I am a very fast reader and typist. I learned to type fast through practice and school, and through use on the job, as an office clerk. But it doesnāt matter how a person types or even with ācut and pasteā, I have no control over the order of comments. Luann and Nancy are the first on my personalized comics pages. When I comment on those and Luann Againn (the word āagainnā, here, is not a typo.), I just happen to be first. I have even waited several minutes for someone to comment ahead of me here. When no one has, I just go aheadā¦ I comment on 12-14 strips each day. The others, Iām not first on, because someone else is first on those. And on them, it usually is the same people, there. And no one complains on those about the people always being first. As much as people are tired of me being first, I am tired of talking about it. Someone that wants to be, then go ahead! I truly wished that one could get through the day without anyone caring about what order anyone comes in. Canāt we just stop worrying about whoās first, second, third, whatever?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Wasnāt directing it at you, Lev, but it was on my mind, and as I was thinking about it, I was typing it, to get it off of my chest, in general.
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
I guess whatās to say has been said alreadyā¦Quill and tofu? Who knows, stranger things have happened in Luanniverseā¦ Hang in there, guys, its almost the witching hourā¦ ;)
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Yeah, Iam, Iām sure youāre sick of it, too. Iām just bemused, since Iām actually up most evenings around the time the comics refresh. In the spirit of scientific inquiry, several times now Iāve refreshed my page every one minute, and between one refresh and the next, the comicās up and you have posted. Iām actually puzzled how that works. Just saying.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Gunther Berger, gayest straight man in the history of entertainmentā¦^^Nawwwwww, that would be Tony Randall