Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 07, 2014

A snowman is only obscene if made anatomically correct but this is a family comic strip so be careful where you’re putting that carrot.

I’ve had teachers like this,they are evil. Step off their line and they will destroy you! She is so unhappy that no one under her control can be.

Welcome to learning…about Corporate America.. Believe in yourself and walk away.

Everyone gets offended by everything, it’s like a fad.What isn’t offensive these days?

Not long ago, she was a hero for pushing a girl out of the way of a car. Now, she’s displaying the other side of her that believes any boy having fun is up to some mischief or evil. I’ve had teachers like that too. Time for her to retire.

Hey teacher! Leave them kids alone!

You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!

She’s not usually that negative, certainly not in a control-freak way. So what is Caulfield doing offstage that we can’t see? :-)

He HAS made snowmen with buttcracks before (mooning the principal’s office, as I recall).

Didn’t she quit smoking over the holidays, and gain weight? She’s going to be cranky for awhile.

I LOVE Frazz!!

She’s right. An 8 year old boy having a lot of fun has a good chance of being up to something.

Doesn’t matter which side both republicans and democrats have turned the people against eachother.But you are wrong about the “right” not having power, they are in majority in the senate aren’t they? and they have block Obama quite a few times.though that doesn’t mean that Obama isn’t a complete idiot like George Bush.

She must be Calvin’s substitute when ms wormwood isn’t there.

Way to go challenging her, FrazzI didn’t think you had it in you!

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s strip…