FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 17, 2014

@Jason

OK Jason, time to do your thing and let’er rip, MOD those games and GORE them up!!

Since when are “Pac-Man” and “Ms. Pac-Man” violent? (Not to mention in a separate storyline, Jason had nightmares of Laura Croft of “Tomb Raider” all because a pizza parlor had only “Ms. Pac-Man” in its arcade and he dreads female video game characters ever since.)

Andy, you’re a horrible mother.

You wanting to get Peter to stop playing games means you’re rejecting an art form and would cause him to miss out on some of the greatest stories ever told.

To reject a story because of its medium is a pathetic cry from an out of touch dullard. Good day, madam.

I’m not a big video game player to start with, but first person shooters turn me off completely.

Andy would reject Sim City just because it sounds too similar to Sin City.

how about a nice game of Pong?

“Bioshock: Cleaning the Bathroom.”“Call of Duty: Helping Around the House.”“The Elder Scrolls: Doing Your Homework.”

This is one of the reasons I never really liked Andy…

What would teenage boys do if it weren’t for video games?

On second thought, I don’t think I want to know the answer.

And the truth comes out at last.

the worst part is that all of those games are shameless knock offs, what is MAGG going to do when all of those game studios are sued out of existence for copyright infringement?

Run away, Peter, and never return. She’s a horrible mother and won’t do you any good. Ever.