Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2014

Frozen over.

I’d heard a rumour that Satan was putting together an ice hockey team.

as if the butt crack wasn’t scary enough!

Many moons ago, WIley had a resident of Hades mowing a vast expanse under a blazing son while wearing a parka.Dante has nothing on him for creative punishments.

And to think, it’s a drive in movie theater, with popcorn, previews, and guys with tanks instead of pistols.

Oh and watch out for the ….YEEOUCH!…spikes in the path…

The frozen version of Hell came long before the hot one. Check Norse mythology. Non Sequitur is close enough to Mythtickle for Wiley to have known that. Norse had a cold Hell before Dante.JusNitPickin

Why would old slewfoot be wearing an overcoat? Snow wouldn’t dare fall on him.

How is this even believable? With all of the global warming and the climate change and the clouds of BS drifting emitting from every government spokesman; besides, there is at least one or two highly populated belief systems out there that preach that hell is a place of burning… of course that could be dry ice on the ground there… then yeah the burning thing would definitely be cool.

Satan: “Oh, and you may want to get started before the snowplows come by…”

@KennyVonI live in the glacial hills of northeast Kansas, deposits left by a glacier that carved the Missouri River. Where’s my glacier?

Oh, that’s right! Climates change! Just ask the dinosaurs.

This is more in line with how I imagine “Hell” to be.

What are those things sticking up out of the snow, anyway?

666 Reality Dr.

Been there, done that. Go feed cattle in blizzards!

Did he mention that it is cobblestone drive?

Piers Anthony approvesZane snrks

And a lot more in keeping with fantasy ….

Up to your crotch in snow.Yep, that would be hell…..he will get really buff after a while but the shrinkage would not get him noticed.

wrwallaceii said: “With all of the global warming and the climate change and the clouds of BS…”

Hardthought said: “Oh, that’s right! Climates change! Just ask the dinosaurs.”

puggles said: “Besides, how do you know “global warming” isn’t a natural phenomenon (if it is true.)”

I swear, when did scientific facts become arbitrary and based upon political and/or religious beliefs? Have we lost any ability to examine evidence and to apply critical thinking, or has the “party line” replaced intelligence in this country (U.S.)? Here are a couple of resources for those who might want to consider what the experts have to say, rather than the vacuous and self-serving talking points of those who can’t even define “climate”, never mind explain it:

Intergovernment Panel on Climate Change The Scientific Guide to Global Warming Skepticism A concise list of answers to the litany of talking points.

National Climatic Data Center

Learning is Better Than Regurgitating!!!

Wiley represented hell earlier when the woman came into the bar with a rolling pin.

AH; when hell freezes over; EH?

Love the ponytail :-)

I know what you mean. I have sometimes remarked in conversation, that if someone convinced me that Hell was cold and wet, I would be a good boy from that time on.

At least he’ll have the rosy red rectum he can tell the devil to kiss in a few moments…

Hardfhought considering that with an ice free attic ocean wind blowing over it will pick up moisture which will fall out as snow as they blow up the Canadian Shield. This snow will provide the ice for you glaciers, Yes Global Warming caused Ice ages! Now IF you can believe that a little CO2 can change climate you should have no problem with my theory.

A new version of Sisyphus?

Holy Cow!!! The Cubs win the World Series!!! The Cubs win the World Series!!!

Well, the Saskatchewan Roughriders did win the Grey Cup a couple of months ago…

It’s a bit like working for the government. The Union won’t let them fire you, and it’s not very likely that things will ever get better, but things can always get worse.

Hell must be North Carolina with the Duke Blue Devil.

I think the best theory I ever heard about hell came from my grandmother – that it wasn’t a place of fire and torture, but rather coming face to face with perfection, grace, and love and then understanding how terribly you hurt people in life with your words and actions. (which would mean that everyone would experience hell before moving on to heaven) I don’t know if it’s ironic or poignant that she herself was a very hurtful person to others.

All I know is I 94 is Hell on wheels…Trust me on this one………

I read in the news the other day that"Hell" did in fact freeze over….Hell, Michigan that is!

Science news.Recent intuitive empirical evaluation of automated data analysis of satellite file downloads from high intensity laser guided photon particle accelerator deep penetrating thermal quantum radar scans of the infernal abyss region of Perdition and Pandemonium, indicates that shadow anomalies, previously inferred from infra-red scintillation neutrino scattering diffraction detectors may not be artefact and reinforces the assumption that these results are not inconsistent with the possibility of the appearance of glacial accretions. Incremental vortex meta-projection of temporal and spatial relative fractal modelling has been unable to exclude the suggestion of complete over surface solidification within an observable time frame.

This scares the hell out of me.

I see…butt-deep snow shoveling to the end of time. Brrrr…

Already there.

Heck, everyone knows the REAL reason why dinosaurs became extinct…

Shoveling Sisyphus’ driveway.

Ever wonder what is Really going on in the background while the whole world is pissing and moaning about the global warming/climate change distraction?

“hey look over there, isn’t that terrible…?” No, no, don’t look over here. You don’t need to see this. That global warming/climate change thing is the real important stuff… not this.

I could see Calvin taking advantage of this….

That demon must be a Duke University alumni.