Whenever I see a mustache, I think of a hairy Petri dish. UGH – imagine what must be growing and thriving in fur under one’s nostrils and above the pie-hole. YUKKKK!Residual snot, bread crumbs, soup….OK, I’m gagging now…..
As one gets older hair migrates from the top of the head to other places. Ears and eyebrows are easy. My toes are needing a trim (so my wife told me. Personally, I like fuzzy toes)
ratlum over 10 years ago
O no cant you just snip it,wont hurt so much.
paha_siga over 10 years ago
he doesn’t seem to have an unibrow?
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Or rub some Nair on them so it won’t hurt.
arye uygur over 10 years ago
You can’t use Nair on your face: The instructions tell you that. I know because I wanted to use it after my electric razor gave out.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Leave the man’s facial hair alone.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 10 years ago
go for both, kid
Linguist over 10 years ago
Sorry, Nelson, but with age you get both. Not to mention unwanted growth in the ears and nose. It’s just part of the joy of getting old.
milania over 10 years ago
Whenever I see a mustache, I think of a hairy Petri dish. UGH – imagine what must be growing and thriving in fur under one’s nostrils and above the pie-hole. YUKKKK!Residual snot, bread crumbs, soup….OK, I’m gagging now…..
Dani Rice over 10 years ago
Wait until your eyebrows get so long they tangle with your lashes. And then argue with your wife about getting them tidied up.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Ding!
gmasj over 10 years ago
Does that make it an eyestache?
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
If they get longer you can use them for a comb-over…
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
As one gets older hair migrates from the top of the head to other places. Ears and eyebrows are easy. My toes are needing a trim (so my wife told me. Personally, I like fuzzy toes)
Number Three over 10 years ago
I just love Nelson.
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boldyuma over 10 years ago
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hippogriff over 10 years ago
beviek: It’s hard to break a hobbit like that.