Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 03, 2014

How about coffee flavored. Nothing beats the rush from coffee more than a rush to the bathroom.

Nice Large print.

Not sure I want to go there.

Sort of like a nicotine patch, but caffeine.

Coffee flavoured, made from coffee or coffee coloured? The latter might have it’s advantages for some people.

As long as it’s not made with Doc Toon’s Famous Nuclear Coffee. That could have results we don’t even want to think about.

Well, at one time you (not me!) could purchase female underwear made of “candy leather”, the idea being the man involved might be interested in chewing his way to the main course. Or, as hubby said, “Ugh”.

I’m not sure I even WANT to know how that would work…

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Not happening Adam.

Didn’t MacDonald’s already invent that, and wasn’t there an infamous lawsuit about it?

Just don’t stain the back.

Well, no worries about skid marks, they’re already stained, coffee stained.

Actually, I’ve got a great shirt made from coffee. Can’t remember the name of the manufacturer, but you can get them at REI.

I have some Kliban cat shitrs that say they were dyed in chocolate.

Ok, I may have invented something too, no sighs now, Neopolitan flavored ice cream underwear, with the chocolate flavor strategically placed to hide skid marks.