Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2014

You, with the Red Beard and horned helmet you’re Olaf right? * Now, now, now… mustn’t stereotype. We have to be PC or we risk being called racist… and since the bartender is white he’s the only racist there…

Olaf? She’s just gone to the bathroom.

Olaf went home. That’s Sven.

Olaf Chang

It’s the guy on your extreme left, you heard it wrong; they asked for Al-Ulf aka The Guy That Ordered the Pellegrino.

Olaf is the guy singing: “Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, …”

Just a wild guess, the big guy!

OK, not that it’s any of my business, but is the Vietnamese girl with Olaf or the other guy? But, I can’t help but think the mobs got something going on in Alaska….

The Hypersensitive Appeasement Act….HA! I love it….

The Fort Worth Star Telegram is conducting a survey at www.research.net/s/2014comics on its comic strips. When it asks what other comic strip or single-panel cartoon would you like to see added to the Star-Telegram lineup? Please enter non sequiter

Stay tuned for Olaf of the North and the wonder sled dog King!

Ain’t it the truth. No more light bulb jokes, or anything similar. Dullsville all the way, all the time.

Than it terns out to be the person from somewhere in the East

True story: my brother’s best friend in third grade was a Japanese kid named Odin Olsen.

Alternatively: "Is there an Olaf in the house?:

Actually, asking makes sense. Where would you ever have that collection of costumes except at a costume party? And anybody can wear anything at a costume party (I think of Raj on The Big Bang Theory dressed as Thor).

Monty Python reference

Olaf isn’t white???? He could be Eric the Red.

The one between Li Tsu Chung and Guido Linguine

“That really doesn’t qualify as non sequitir because it could happen.”

Kinda misses the point of what “profiling” is. If the caller had said, “there’s a terrorist at your bar”, and the bartender had instantly pulled out a gun and shot the guy on the left, that’s profiling.

A voter urban opportunity zone.

NORSE HELMS DID NOT, NOT, NOT HAVE BLOODY (or any other conditioned) HORNS!!!!!Horns were first created for Wagnerian Opera in the 1870s, before that they were represented with the equally unattested wings.The only horned head gear is in a ritualistic context (as in the ‘sword dance’ decorations on the Sutton Hoo Mound 1 grimhelm)If you think about it, the last thing you are going to want on your head in battle is some great excrescences that will channel downward blows towards your shoulders. That’s why, as in Beowulf they had “helmes hrof … wirum bewunden walu utan heold”So there!!

Ah, the shining age of political correctness.

Answering your own phone silly.

Guess you never heard of Jose Chang, former prime minister of Peru.

Never mind Olaf, is that Muhammed?

No black person sitting at the bar?

Olaf! The sound someone makes when the man in the pinstripe suit and hat punches them in the stomach.

Olaf the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…

@Seiko…..Can Pierre of the North co-exist with Olaf? And will the wonder sled dog King get his own kibble? Tune in tomorrow for the next mind boggling episode!!!

I got it. It’s from the musical, Spamalot. Be nice.

Seeee?? You shouldn’t oughta snark….

No more Irish limericks?

Olaf, it’s PETA. They want to ask you a few questions about that helmet… and coat… and shoes

There is no “easy” way to put this…..there’s Olaf and then there’s Olaf the rest of them….which one are you asking for?

Olaf, the Mesopotamian engineer, Swedish on his grandmother’s side.

DNA Testing proves that we’re all just a bunch of mutts.

Does the bartender tell his customers “Happy Holidays?” If so, the Hypersensitive Watchdog Committee will hear about this!

A Ghanaian friend of mine insists that HE is “black”……. while people in other countries with African ancestry are merely “coloured”. And he is one of the blackest-skinned people I’ve met.

Whoops, Wiley. Your racist slip is showing.

Or dealing fantasy and scifi stuff

Smart move. Just call out the name and see who answers.

It’s not pinin’ for the fjords. It is bloomin’ deceased. It is an ex-parrot.Some people have a slightly longer attention span.

Generally, racism is a term used by politicians and other social charlatans in order to get on the good side of a mob from which they hope to get something, usually money or power. It is difficult to fail when your goal is prey on the gullible.

Yep, he coulda been taken to court, lost his business,,,,,

Olaf is the one wearing a head covering.

@exoticdoc2-I highly recommend you invest in a dictionary and look up the word, “liberal”, then kindly explain to us why you anyone defined as such is so repugnant to you.

No. Racism is alive and well. It is the process of seeing people as groups instead of as individuals.You just don’t realize that because your enlightened perspective renders you unable to view people as groups of objects to be owned and manipulated rather than as individual sentient beings equal to yourself.

Never said otherwise.