Vending machine:
“Hello and thank you. We appreciate your business.
If you are selecting a Hershey Bar press 1 now…..
If you are selecting a Milky Way press 2 now…..
If you are selecting a….”
[2]
“You have selected a Milky Way, is this correct?
If this is correct, please press 7 now.
If this is incorrect, please press 8 now.”
[7]
“Thank you. We are processing your order.”
(Music)
“We’re sorry, but the machine is out of the candy product you have selected. Please hold while we connect you the first available representative.”
(Music)
(Music)
(Music)
“Sank you for vaiting. For vhat can I do you pleeze?”
Good one Grazer.
As an aside, would someone please invent a remote control that will roll up your car windows when it suddenly starts raining. It would be much appreciated during Thunderstorm season (April to September here).
tbree over 15 years ago
Press the coin return and mute that noise!
runar over 15 years ago
Please, don’t give them any ideas.
ladywolf17 over 15 years ago
electronics are getting to advance for their time. It’ll be Skynet all over again.
johnparadox over 15 years ago
Heard about ‘pay by cellphone’ vending machines?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Vending machine: “Hello and thank you. We appreciate your business. If you are selecting a Hershey Bar press 1 now….. If you are selecting a Milky Way press 2 now….. If you are selecting a….”
[2]
“You have selected a Milky Way, is this correct? If this is correct, please press 7 now. If this is incorrect, please press 8 now.”
[7]
“Thank you. We are processing your order.”
(Music)
“We’re sorry, but the machine is out of the candy product you have selected. Please hold while we connect you the first available representative.”
(Music)
(Music)
(Music)
“Sank you for vaiting. For vhat can I do you pleeze?”
lightenup Premium Member over 15 years ago
Wow, grazer, you are wide awake today! Good one!
ToborRedrum over 15 years ago
Don’t laugh, they already have these in Japan.
bald over 15 years ago
does orwell’s 1984 come to mind?
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Good one Grazer. As an aside, would someone please invent a remote control that will roll up your car windows when it suddenly starts raining. It would be much appreciated during Thunderstorm season (April to September here).
Penguinassassin007 over 15 years ago
Welcome back, runar!
watsduo over 15 years ago
I’ll bet this machine emits an alarm if you try to shake it when the candy fails to release.