Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 24, 2014

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    fuzzybritches  over 10 years ago

    Now let’s see who in the crowd gets this . . . obviously, not Phoebe!

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    Herb Thiel Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I read this and said out loud, “UNICORN!” But I’m not sure why. It just seemed like the thing to say at the time.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I would bet that Phoebe’s parents wouldn’t get this reference as this refers to a 1972 release. Jeez, that makes me feel old-I was in a Jr. in High School when this came out. Apparently Marigold must have a fairly long lifespan though perhaps not as long as Llewellyn.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Does this mean that Marigold raced at Saratoga and that she has an apricot scarf?

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    Hag5000  over 10 years ago

    I hope Marigold enjoyed the total eclipse of the sun in Nova Scotia.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The shallow depth would explain the “No Diving” sign.

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    R.U. Kidding  over 10 years ago

    Marigold is Warren Beatty? Or was it Mick Jagger? Or James Taylor? Kris Kristofferson?

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    jbmlaw01  over 10 years ago

    Funny trivia – the “son of a gun” at the start of the song was unscripted, Carly’s spontaneous reaction to the opening riff by Klaus Voorman. Richard Perry kept it on the album.

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    jerseytechgrl  over 10 years ago

    I want to know how Marigold flew a Lear Jet to Nova Scotia with no thumbs. Oh, wait, of course – “Unicorn!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    Could be the new theme song of HN.

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    reynard61  over 10 years ago

    @ The Wolf In Your Midst: Well; seeing as how it’s called “Heavenly Nostrils”, I’d say that’s a pretty safe assumption.

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    kaykeyser  over 10 years ago

    Oh Phoebe, you don’t know songs from before you were born.

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    Q4horse  over 10 years ago

    This song is still on the play list of many golden oldie radio stations and it may be on the personal music play lists of one or both of Phoebe’s parents.

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    StrangerCoug  over 10 years ago

    Marigold’s a Carly Simon fan, I see.

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    Simon_Jester  over 10 years ago

    She probably thinks THIS song is about her, too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

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    Ermine Notyours  over 10 years ago

    I’m a little older than Phoebe, and I thought “Anticipation” was a song about ketchup.

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    snomasnayr  over 10 years ago

    My parents just sing “You’re so lame…”

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Good question Phoebe.

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    sheplives  over 10 years ago

    QOTD: “I am old.” – Marigold. ;)

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    nerdhoof  over 10 years ago

    Let’s all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born…And just think, Phoebe could have asked why birds suddenly appear any time Marigold is near.

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    PrairieGhost  over 10 years ago

    It appears Phoebe’s parents have been lax in her upbringing after all! D:

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    snomasnayr  over 10 years ago

    @purpledog39

    “Though she was born a long, long time ago. Your mother should know, your mother should know.”

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    DDrazen  over 10 years ago

    Marigold reads the comments: “I am old.”

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    dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I thought it was pretty well settled it was Warren Beatty. I can’t see either Woody Allen or Truman Capote having all the girls dreaming they’d be his partner. But Warren was well-known for his harem-building. Also, “such a pretty pair”? And “with the wife of a close friend..” Definitely more Warren than Woody or Truman.

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    dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Marigold needs to listen to that song again. It’s not very complimentary, and I doubt she really wants to claim it. Not even the title. She can’t be VAIN. She’s a UNICORN!

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    Darwinskeeper  over 10 years ago

    So when Marigold’s not where she should be she’s with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend?I was about Phoebe’s age when this song came out.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  over 10 years ago

    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?UNICORN.Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by?UNICORN.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    “talk to phoeeeebe”

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    Are2Dee2  over 2 years ago

    Some very funny comments. The song spends the entire time talking about him, then says, “You probably think it’s about you.” Something wrong with this picture.

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    Lady Kitten  over 2 years ago

    ‘You probably think its about you’ in ’You’re so vain’

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    andrew.scharnhorst  about 1 year ago

    This is one of the funniest in the entire series. *_laughing_

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  7 months ago

    I presume she means… what’s it called again? Calling Mr. Vain?

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