Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2014
May 23, 2014
May 25, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: What's that big book you're reading, Goat? Goat: Philosophy book. It's all about Plato. Pig: What's there to know? Just don't eat it. Goat: Plato, not Play-Doh. Pig: Although it does look quite tasty.
It’s funny in Spanish. Plato=dish, there’s a dish over the table and the pig, logically, says he’s not going to eat it.Hilarious! (what’s wrong with Pastis? I’m starting to feel like the rat…)
Well, if you make play-doh at home you can eat it. If I remember all it is is flour, salt, a little food coloring, water, and a little vegetable oil. But the home made stuff doesn’t last as long as the store bought.
Poor ol’ Pluto, Planet has-been.Mopes around all day now in the dark alleyways, bumming cigarettes and dollars off passers-by. They won’t let him into Planet Hollywood anymore, since they took back his ID badge.
Back in middle school, we used to use a program called “Plato Learning” for some assignments. There was a girl who tried to search “Play-Doh Learning” to find the website, to no avail.
hitmouse about 10 years ago
This isn’t funny in an English accent!
arye uygur about 10 years ago
What’s been happening? The few comments in most of the comics have only been posted in the last few mintes or just 2 hours ago.
jreckard about 10 years ago
It would go down well with some Aristoddy.
James Wolfenstein about 10 years ago
It’s funny in Spanish. Plato=dish, there’s a dish over the table and the pig, logically, says he’s not going to eat it.Hilarious! (what’s wrong with Pastis? I’m starting to feel like the rat…)
gocomics about 10 years ago
So Pig just happened to be carrying around a container of Play-doh?
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
pig latin, even pretty
Jamcan about 10 years ago
How does pig get up on the stool?
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
Actually, Goat would eat the book, if he were a real-life goat; at least, he’d try.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
I was going to visit the Play-Doh Republic, but I hear it’s not stable.
YatInExile about 10 years ago
So now we’ve moved from puns to malapropisms?
Number Three about 10 years ago
Yuck!
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Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Plato is tasty, but not that way, Pig! Just eat your lunch and leave the heavy intellectual lifting to Goat….
knight1192a about 10 years ago
Well, if you make play-doh at home you can eat it. If I remember all it is is flour, salt, a little food coloring, water, and a little vegetable oil. But the home made stuff doesn’t last as long as the store bought.
Phatts about 10 years ago
Poor ol’ Pluto, Planet has-been.Mopes around all day now in the dark alleyways, bumming cigarettes and dollars off passers-by. They won’t let him into Planet Hollywood anymore, since they took back his ID badge.
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
Tim Taylor, from Home Improvement, thought it was ‘Play-Dog’ when Wilson told him about Plato.
VolatileVulture over 1 year ago
Back in middle school, we used to use a program called “Plato Learning” for some assignments. There was a girl who tried to search “Play-Doh Learning” to find the website, to no avail.
alantain about 1 year ago
At least it’s gluten free.