Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2014
Transcript:
Libby: Hi, Mr. Pastis. You drawing a croc scene? Pastis: Yes, Libby, I am... And let me guess... you can draw it better. Well, you know what? Here's my pen, Lib... knock yourself out. Larry: Ugh, Stephan taste like @*#! Zebra: Good riddance! Croc: Now we drawn gud, dis strip funnier already! Pastis: I don't approve. Libby: First try.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Those are the ugliest crocs I’ve ever seen, including the shoes of the same name.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Libby’s version of Zebra reminds me of either the zebra from “Madagascar” or the donkey form “Shrek” a bit.
Jonathan Lemon creator over 10 years ago
Rob Harrell of Big Top?
Bilan over 10 years ago
The comic strip is now Pearls After Swine.
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Gee….she really CAN draw better than Pastis!
Kali39 over 10 years ago
They’ve got him under their skin…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkDshJNIdSM…Statler: This show is not fit for human consumption!Waldorf: Why do you say that?Statler: The host was just consumed!Kermit: Don’t bet on it!
Piper_13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nooo…!! I actually miss the good ol’ Pastis drawn Crocs! Not saying these ones are bad, but they just ain’t the Crocs from Zeeba Zeeba Eeta I’ve come to love…!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Libby is good! —Especially for a first try! My only criticism would be that her otherwise excellent crocs seem to have the mumps….To be sure, I can see why Cartoon-Boy might object to her storyline….
John Falstaff over 10 years ago
Does ees not reel croks. Not hansum like Larrie and Bob.
FassEddie over 10 years ago
She fills the space. Unlike that usual guy.
Ratbrat over 10 years ago
Nope – bring back my usual crocs and zeeba and the rest.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@W_Inc.—Maybe Jim Scancarelli? Lettering is the same as Gasoline Alley!
jessegooddoggy over 10 years ago
I don’t care how they are drawn, just bring them back!!!!!
CyberSpaceDrifter over 10 years ago
@templo SUD
… and the Crocs look a bit like characters from Calvin & Hobbs …
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looking a bit like Pogo, although the style appears more like Rose is Rose. But it’s not believable. That croc has Pastis in his mouth, and from what we can guess about Pastis’ hygiene, that’s pretty unlikely, even for a croc.
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Bill Watterson!
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
And still no show for the Comic Censors…..some one…any one has to stop Libby. She is ruining the minds of the children with her foul language….Stephan needs help….where’s Pig?
drummer4soul Premium Member over 10 years ago
Is that a little Rose is Rose action?
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
I vote for hiring Libby
Bernadette Boe over 10 years ago
No way, Stephan’s crocs and zeeba are way better!
Zebra=D over 10 years ago
I want to see how she draws Danny Donkey
Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
hey at least we got some croc’s…but I prefer Stephan’s to Libbys…and remember newly drawn croc’s…♫ when it say Libbys Libbys Libbys on the label label label, you will like it like it like it on your table table table ♪…so eat her – not Pastis!
Petemejia77 over 10 years ago
Seems like the dude that draws A Rose is a Rose.
I'll fly away over 10 years ago
Does anyone else find these sideways op-up ads as ANNOYING as I do?!
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
meh, Libbie can’t seem to get the hang of croc eyeballs. Why else draw them shut?
Lamberger over 10 years ago
Interesting how the different art styles send entirely different messages. I much prefer Stephan’s art for this strip.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
Libby’s style looks a bit like Calvin & Hobbes.
rogergoldleader over 10 years ago
I think Bill Waterson has made a guest appearance! If it is, just seeing his style makes me smile.
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
I wish I knew where God lives. I would like to have a word with him about how I’m drawn.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
What, is Libby’s mom or dad one of the animators for Madagascar? That doesn’t look like Zebra being “drawn gud” it looks like someone basing their drawing skills of the movie series. And are those crocs or gators? Think the snouts look more like alligators. AWFUL looks.
BUT, given comments he’s made in some of the treasuries about how long it takes him to actually draw things with lots of detail and that look decent, probably took Pastis a couple days to draw that middle panel. Much more detailed than his typical drawing style.
chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think Pastis drew the middle panel himself. I have found it takes as much talent to draw simple panels consistently as it does to draw more complex ones.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
This is incredibly funny in my opinion.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
And yes, that zebra looks exactly like the one from “Madagascar”.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Yeah … the art’s definitely different, but it’s interesting, too.
The dialogue, though, really made me laugh. Well done.
arlandolpho over 10 years ago
Libby IS Bill Watterson. I’m not making it up:http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/
TheBigPickle over 10 years ago
Bill Watterson’s return!
grandon over 10 years ago
The crocs talk like Moe from Calvin & Hobbes. See it?
Joseph Houk over 10 years ago
And it has been confirmed… “Libby” was Bill Watterson. http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/
ClaytonRayG over 10 years ago
For those wanting to know who the guest artist was… it was Bill Waterson
https://tinyurl.com/m32full
The Old Wolf over 10 years ago
Now that it has been revealed that the middle panel was drawn by Bill Watterson, the comments here take on a surreal tone.
luciasar00 over 10 years ago
HOLY **** IT’S ACTUALLY WATTERSON YOU GUYShttp://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/
Rocinante2112 over 10 years ago
Bill Watterson, awesome.
drawingpad over 10 years ago
Drawn by Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes.
jimmydag1 over 10 years ago
lol you people do know that bill f#$%ing watterson is the guest artist, right?
HIHIHIHIHIHI over 10 years ago
THE GUEST ARTIST IS BILL WATTERSON YOU IDIOTS!!!!!LOOK! http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/
trevorpmp over 10 years ago
Bill Watterson genius here! :-) Really funny!
feverjr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Talk about Pearls Before Swine….we are not worthy.
AtariDragon over 10 years ago
Please accept this in the spirit in which it is offered, but ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!! I liked this strip before, but, DANG! — getting Bill Watterson to contribute is a real testimony. Stephan Pastis, I salute you!!!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
After reading about the great reveal — doesn’t that zebra look awfully Hobbes-ish?
Rollermonkey over 10 years ago
Sherlock Watson must be feeling pretty dumb right now.
annievillandry over 10 years ago
The guest artist is Bill Watterson of Calvin & Hobbes fame. Awesome.
arletteholland over 10 years ago
This is the worst comic strip you’ve ever made, Stephan. It shows no talent whatsoever! Were you high or something? Hahaha, just kidding. I just read your article, Stephan. I read it here, here and here. Hope I scared you, Bill, or should I call you Lib? It was awesome. More duets, I say, more! And thanks for publishing Bill’s telephone number on Craig’s list.
alig691 over 10 years ago
the guest artist was Bill Watterson; Calvin & Hobbes creator.
lkaw59 over 10 years ago
It’s Bill Watterson, the Calvin and Hobbes creator. Read an article about it that linked to three comics, one is this one
rcoltman85 over 10 years ago
The guest artist is Bill Watterson…
balzacbee over 10 years ago
It think the artist is Bill Watterson aka Calvin and Hobbes.
Regular Joe over 10 years ago
The guest artist is Bill Watterson…The BILL WATTERSON. He has not drawn anything since Calvin and Hobbs stopped running. This is so cool
eddygurge over 10 years ago
You guys realize that is Bill Watterson’s art, right? Calvin & Hobbs?
AmyinMN over 10 years ago
Did y’all figure it out? Guest artist = Bill Waterson!!
craigwestlake over 10 years ago
The guest artist is Bill Watterson…
Blazing Flare over 10 years ago
This is one of the strips Bill Watterson drew!
brendanberney almost 10 years ago
Bill Watterson draw the zebras and the alligators or crocs. Don’t believe me? Here’s a link to Stephan Pastis’ blog https://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/
Rutabagas about 9 years ago
Do you all realize that the guest artist is Bill Watterson, who drew Calvin and Hobbes?
bdmi1102 almost 9 years ago
to add context to this disaster of a comments section: that is legendary Bill Waterson of ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ who drew the middle panel
DavidGallerano about 5 years ago
Bill watterson
blaclivesmater Premium Member over 3 years ago
yikes pastis is so much better
Guard duck is cool about 3 years ago
Man… Stephan draws like ****, he writes like ****, and he tastes like ****?
misterblister 6 months ago
the bill watterson colab was pretty amazing