If judges still wore wigs in this country, the defendant would have an even stronger argument.
Of course, it’s probably not the mere fact of the gown that got the guy hauled in; it’s his fashion sense that’s criminal. The judge, on the other hand, knows that black is timeless and elegant (not to mention slimming).
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
If you’re a judge, you can wear a robe, too.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
He’s warmer than the lawyers, who only have their briefs.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Keep mouthing off to the judge and you’ll be wearing stripes!
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
‘cause yours makes your arse look HUGE
lewisbower about 15 years ago
RAC0308 I would not make comments about the size of the judges arse or you’ll be wearing 0308 on your stripes at the crossbar hotel.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Good one fritzoid!
He wears the gown because his job is to redress injustices
alfracto about 15 years ago
Where in the US is cross-dressing a crime????
sammythewalrus about 15 years ago
Aww, common you two! I’m sure if you both get together you could have a ball.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
If judges still wore wigs in this country, the defendant would have an even stronger argument.
Of course, it’s probably not the mere fact of the gown that got the guy hauled in; it’s his fashion sense that’s criminal. The judge, on the other hand, knows that black is timeless and elegant (not to mention slimming).
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
Lewreader -
That was what I projected as the judge’s answer to the xdresser.
I would never, ever even THINK to tell a judge his robe was a tad taut around the rumple area.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
But they still call him “Rumple of the Bailey” behind is back.