FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 13, 2014

So… uh… 499/1000 & 501/1000 is how much (besides saying 49% & 51%)?

I would’ve expected Jason to be the one who got all mathy on the pizza guy.

only when pizza is involved that fractions is fun for kids.

Peter will be lucky if spitting on it is ALL that Steve does to that sliver.

Spitting on it would be disgusting Run it up the crack of your butt and put a booger on it..

When I worked I retail, I fought against the “customer is always right" rule; especially after one customer tried to return a Chilton’s manual. The manual was a) 3 years out-of-date, b) filthy and well-used, and c) still had the price tag…from ANOTHER store! Would you believe, I lost?

With friends like Peter who needs enemies.Steve should get out of that friendship and quick.

With friends like Peter who needs enemies!

not anymore

I tried on a dress at a store once, obviously someone had returned it. It was ripped and smelled strongly of BO!! [NO I didn’t buy it, lol.]

499/1000 mushroom. 499/1000 pepperoni. 2/1000 rodent.

the customer is always right is a myth perpetuated by customers trying to grt preferential treatment

Would it really make any difference?

I was in retail before I went into distribution, and there are hundreds of “stories in the naked city”!.I am thinking about writing a book…

Jeans are not trendy of they are not ripped!!!

Peter is good at math, see?

This looks straight out of http://notalwaysright.com !

Peter is not near smart enough to figure out math this complex. I can see Jason doing something like this.

Never before has Peter Fox reminded me of Sheldon Cooper.

I think Ben Affleck in Mallrats said it best:

“The customer is always an A**H*LE!

Give him one of the one of the mushrooms growing out back. The one with all the funny colors.

All that math makes my head hurt.

peter is a karen.

when someone says “the customers always right” they are being rude and i think the person that made that phrase was a customer

PtooPeter: Eww Steve! Why did you spit on my mushroom silver?!?!Steve: Like you said, we’re buddies.

If i were in Steve’s place, I would serve Peter a cup of 8 week old urine (and tell Peter it’s lemonade) and s*@& on the pizza

PSA: “The customer is always right” means in terms of personal taste. In other words, servers shouldn’t judge customers’ choices. It doesn’t mean that you can insist on petty stuff like this. Thank you for listening to this PSA.