Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2014
Transcript:
Zebra: Look, guys, I picked this pretty daisy from my garden. Rat: Oh my god.. That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my entire life... And I want to just hold it.... Zebra: Pregnancy is transformative. Rat: That comment enraged me and now I want to kill you.
Roman_gon over 10 years ago
I keep wondering how he’ll end this.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Will this li’l storyline end by the end of the week? I sure hope so.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Fairy hormones.
wiselad over 10 years ago
maybe is Zebra? lot of pregnant people change from love to hate toward their loved ones easily
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Zebra’s first appearance in a very long time.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Feelings… nothing more than feelings…”
knight1192a over 10 years ago
How do we know that’s a mood swing and not Rat being Rat? I mean that would be like him to act caring just so he could beat someone up.
Sherlock, I ain’t singing along. Bad song.
delpatjr over 10 years ago
Mr. P now dealing with fatherhood?
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Something rotten in Denmark…..
glowing-steak32 over 10 years ago
Holy cow, I’m just falling WAY behind on these, haven’t been online for the strips since our newspaper stopped putting Pearls in the comics section. :(
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
in a rit of fealous jage.
cdgar over 10 years ago
Guess Stephan’s either on vacation, out of ideas, or out of his head.
doublepaw over 10 years ago
Pearls used to be funny.
cdgar over 10 years ago
You think Stephan is trying to tell us that Staci is pregnant and going through the mood swings attributed to Rat?
SR over 10 years ago
I think he is just being irRATional.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
So what’s going to happen with all the little rat-lets? New characters? Ignored? They get little cars and airplanes like the mice on Overboard? Or it was simply a bad dream like on Dallas? I don’t think I can stand the excitement.
StCleve72 over 10 years ago
Will Rat end up in a home for unwed fathers?
GoodDoctor over 10 years ago
It is the 1978 film, “Rabbit Test” but in this case it is RAT test.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Gimme dat daisy!
Queen of America over 10 years ago
I found some new, really pretty flowers next to the oleanders a few weeks ago. Knowing nothing about plants, I sent pics to my sister. Turns out, they were part of the nightshade family. VERY invasive and poisonous. Out they came. Bummer.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yeah, it’s gonna be a long three weeks…
Max Starman Jones over 10 years ago
Not my favorite story line of all time; in fact, in the bottom 5%. But I like this comic enough that I will keep reading it daily, waiting for it to return to the hilarious comic it is.
Piksea Premium Member over 10 years ago
I fear the spawn of Rat!
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
The Cosby Show also had an episode where all the men became pregnant, due to something in the water in New York. Then it turned out to be a dream.
R2-Wolf over 10 years ago
It may not be the best arc, but at least “Cartoon-Boy” manages to do his job and put out a fresh comic every day.Yes Darby, I am definitely looking at you.
chriscc63 over 10 years ago
I still swear that rat was a male figure. Now he is such a biache
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Given it’s Rat, I expect him to “have a cow.”
155088 over 10 years ago
Where the #&%@ is this going?
flyfisher over 10 years ago
Googled this about rats: “The gestation period is normally 22 days, but can vary from 21 to 23” so we may have three weeks of this arc. So sit back and enjoy or go read something else.
comedynut over 10 years ago
Rats not prego, it’s just the beer bloat finally getting to him. Wait till he belches…WOW
glowing-steak32 over 10 years ago
I’m calling it, he drank so much he’s gonna have to belch it all out. In the meantime, he’ll be collecting for a baby shower. :D
barister over 10 years ago
If it werent for the preggos we wouldn’t have to worry about alot of things…..like LIFE!! Stop complaining.
singlefemalelaywer over 10 years ago
If Rat picked up a Daisy, it would be by the tail, from over at the Dagwood Bumstead place………….
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m just wondering if Pig is the baby daddy.It might explain why he backs out of frame so quickly.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Rat would have to get Guard Duck extremely drunk for that.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
How true.
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
Pregnant women are not like that.
draybeck over 4 years ago
That transformation seems to have lasted several minutes … as expected.