Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2014

School bullies are the worst.

Whoever sang “Be True to Your School” never went to that one.

Well, he kept ordering them around.

Supposedly, officers in Vietnam were often fragged by their own men for being incompetent boobs. This seems to be the case with Timmy Fish. When you lead the whole group strait up to a large predator, you’re the one that ends up dinner.

I was half expecting the first six panels to be part of another children’s book by Rat, with Goat exclaiming in the last panel how it wasn’t appropriate for a children’s book.

Guess Timmy was a Failure.

Someone will get the joke.

Bob eats Timmy. School’s out. RIP Timmy, born 17 VIII 14, died 17 VIII 14, a no-nonsense leader. Foolish, but no nonsense. Cartoon-Boy is right : this game is not for the squeamish.

Next thing you know, Pastis will have the fish jumping off a cliff.

They look like the goldfish crackers

Every time, I see Pig scream, I imagine him, screaming, in Steve’s voice, from American Dad

@CameronPB1988……screaming like Steve…..that is hilarious.

Herd animals don’t have to outrun a predator. They just have to outrun another herd animal.

I go to Timmy’s for a coffee and donut.

He is nothing like Tiny box Tim.

Uh-oh. We’re going to need another Timmy !!

Ha! I’m surprised and delighted how many folks who read Pearls Before Swine also watched “Dinosaurs”. That was a great show.

Dang, beat me to it. Again! Again!

Poor little Timmy!

xxx

We’re gonna need another Timmy.

NO! He was my favorite character!

TIMMMAYYYYYY!!!

Timmy’s always die in Pearls. It’s a rule.

Oh well, majority (burp!) rules!

So being in school really DOES make you smarter…. except for Timmy. Maybe he slept through too many classes.

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RIP Timmy