Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 23, 2010
Transcript:
Man: Havoc! You came! Havoc: Wouldn't have missed it for anything, partner! It's a super honor to be invited to your daughter's wedding, Akbar! Just super! Man: And who is this? Havoc: Him? Nobody. Just my driver... don't say a word, kid. Man: Why can't he say a word? Havoc: Trust me. Jeff: Whoa! That's one smokin' bride!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
If the kid doesn’t watch what he says, he’ll be smokin’!
parethed over 14 years ago
Cut out his tongue!
GrimmaTheNome over 14 years ago
“Following the visit of CIA operative and driver, this region has experienced a suprising re-adoption of the full burkha”
riley05 over 14 years ago
Reminds me of a line from the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”:
Persian! The new half-Asian!
(Yes, yes, I know…)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Which is I don’t watch that show at all. The characters on that program don’t always think what they say.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
I heard that in Iran, market stalls sell racey lingerie! IT baffles the mind to think of maidens wearing that under their burkas!
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
Looks like Jeff’s going to wind up being lashed to a frame while the bride’s male relatives close in on him with sheep gelding knives …
WaitingMan over 14 years ago
Considering the locale, she’s probably smoking a hookah.
mjlew01 over 14 years ago
he’s gonna get her stoned to death if he compliments her, or notices she’s good looking
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
Susan001: Maybe her burqua’s particularly flattering.
bradwilliams over 14 years ago
Not surprising. American kids don’t understand basic courtesy in our own country. How can we expect them to understand the courtesies of another culture?
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
Jeff … if you cut his head off he wouldn’t be any dumber.
Herbabee over 14 years ago
Lil’ Duke meets Afghan wedding party - this does not bode well.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Nah! Jeff will end up being the new bride.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Comments like “smokin’ ” and “stoned” in the same column make me wonder if there are a few hippies here. :)
countoftowergrove over 14 years ago
How would he know? A traditional Muslim wedding has the bride sitting in a room or tent with all the other women guest, who sit around telling the bride that this is the high point of her life. Beginning tonight she’ll be in the thrall of her groom for life.
Florea over 14 years ago
“I heard that in Iran, market stalls sell racey lingerie! IT baffles the mind to think of maidens wearing that under their burkas!”
Women in Iran don’t wear burkas. That’s in Afghanistan. These 2 countries are half a continent away from each other.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Women don’t wear their burkas in the home – just in public. The racey lingerie is for their husband’s eyes only.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
burkas, potatoe sacks, hijabs, whatever they use to hide their looks.
lorelei6361 over 14 years ago
I think Jeff was switched in the hospital.