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By the way, I canât see anybodyâs comments. Is anybody else having this problem? I guess I wonât know if you are or arenât, âcause it seems Iâll be unable to read your replyâŚ
If there is no snow outside your home, you may be especially vulnerable. I recommend pouring several pounds of talcum powder in a circle around your home every morning. Itâs the only way to be sure about those footprints.
âEverybody get down,â can be ambiguous when thereâs a rock band in the house.
âEverybody grab your anklesâ takes too much time to say, and can also be ambiguous.
âStop, drop, and rollâ has the same problem.
Maybe âDUCK!â would be best, if not misheard.
Yesterday it was FLOOOOOMM! with five Oâs and two Mâs; today there is only one M. Does that mean the explosion isnât as intense as it was yesterday?
OK, Half Note, I know you explained how Chris Chendo has the violinâs explosive device is triggered to Virgil Ohso, now explain it to us. As I see it, sound was to set it off, does throwing it in the water have the same effect? I suppose anything is possible here.
Iâm sure the cops will come-a-running if someone calls them about seeing footprints in the snow. Theyâll really jack it up if you spot yellow spots next to them.
This would be the time in years gone by, when the CHASE sequence would begin. But the Writers that have come since Collinsâ departure (i.e.1993) have dropped that exciting segment, one that was âessentialâ to a Chester Gould and Collins tale.
Tracy must now identify Virgil Ohso as the culprit and apprehend him. It seems logical that the link is Ludwig Harmonic. But how will it come about. And if it happens will Virgil try to escape ? Heâs gradually, in a few weeks - become an excetionally FAT man.
The only villains of yore to OUTSIZE him would be Oodles (1955) and Kilianâs Snails (2001) and heâd probably rank as âeven stephenâ with 3-D Magee (1953). Oddly, I canât recall Collins having any really FAT villains. Ownley Chylde (1981) perhaps, and he was only âchubbyâ.
In the wake of the First Ladyâs focus on âOBESITYâ, South West Airlines tossing overweigh actor Kevin Smith off a flight. Locherâs âcurrentâ Editorial cartoon also deals with the problem ⌠_SO_ -
Under these recent influences will Locher seize on them and have Virgil attempt to escape via an âAirline Flightâ (?) and will the âweightâ criteria have him âejectedâ on account of OVER SIZE ? If nothing else, it should play well with the HUGE advantage of - being âTRULY TOPICALâ!
Let me confess, I truly DONâT KNOW (and wouldnât tell if I did) The forward strips just havenât reached that point yet.
Thatâs misspelled â itâs supposed to be FLOOOOOMM! Remember I told everybody to add it to your spellcheck dictionaries.
It was a better drawing of the FLOOOOOMM! scene yesterday, too. (I didnât say good; I said better.)
The characters today donât even look like drawings of people. They look like drawings of badly proportioned puppets.
That was the third violin to be thrown into the pool. How many more violins are available? Will Tracy be reduced to throwing violas, cellos, string basses? Or will he start grabbing the electric guitars away from the rock band? They might fight backâŚ.
Now if the hero were a detective we would see him go about the task of finding out who did it and how and why. But who do you think he is â Dick Tracy? Fat chance heâll do any detective work. No, I predict the villains will announce themselves and confess their crimes, spontaneously. Why? They donât need a reason, not in this stripâŚ.
BTW: I see a small, yappy dog in the window in Gobstopperâs Band Book. Thereâs no way a miscreant could approach your house without said small, yappy dog going crazy.
The day of color is here at last
Reviewing events of the past
Do you see footprints in the snow
Are they by someone you donât know
Then the authorities you should call
They will come and arrest them all
The embassy gala has become a mess
High pitched screaming comes from Tess
The bomb in the violin we do know
Has a sonic trigger to make it blow
Why it explodes now is a mystery
Sowing confusion in you and me
The swimming pool goes up with a flooooom
Turning the water into spume
Tracy is knocked on his back
Channeling Cathy he says âaackâ
So many questions still remain
As the strip circles down the drain
The readers are fast becoming numb
From viewing the travesty it has become
Grimegobberâs Tipsbook
Reporting signs of a prowler to the police is not a bad idea, but what does Locher expect the authorities to *do* about those âsuspicious footstepsâ in the snow? They can send a cop out to look at them ⌠âYup, those footprints sure do look suspicious, maâam. Weâll make a note of that. Itâll be in tomorrowâs newspaper, in the police log.â
Suspicious footprints found in the snow outside a residence on Maple Street. Officer Smith dispatched to the scene. Officer Smith confirmed the existence of the footprints and made a note of it.
And if you find suspicious names written in the snow outside your house, definitely call the authorities!
In truth, Macey had no idea there was a bomb in the Strad. In fact, the way his visionâs been going, he couldnât even identify it as a violin. He thought it was a toilet brush, and was planning to use it to swab out what he thought was the worldâs largest commodeâŚ
The ambassador is asking the guests to calm themselves! Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and Richard Nixon want more petifors!
It appears that the only security the embassy has is the wooden soldier seen a couple days ago plus Dick Tracy that was an invited guest. Now that the violin has exploded, will Tracy call for assistance or will he go it alone?
Will Virgil Osho see whatâs happened on his tv? He has a lot invested in this project.
If Dick hadnât of thrown it in the pool it wouldnât have blown up. So his irrational behavior resulted in the destruction of the Strad, the destruction of the pool and surrounding area, and, with a little luck, the destruction of himself. No such luck.
The violin would blow up.
On crimestoppers where I live no one can see in with or without snow windows blocked.
But for a dumb crime story. A few years back there was snow someone decided to rob a bank and did get caught. What the dumb part is the guy who did it rode a bicycle and the police followed the tracks to his apartment and arrested him.
Speaking of Southwest Airlines, I was in a window seat, the middle seat was unoccupied. The flight was full, so I expected the seat to be taken.
It was, by a man who weighed a minimum of 375 pounds. He took up one third of my seat as well as his own. His arms could not reach the arm rest, neither could mine because I was pinned under his girth. He clasped his arms across his considerable chest while sleeping.
Every eight minutes his hands would relax in his rem stage sleep and strike me. I paid for a full seat, to be unmolested, this was not the case and the flight attendant as well as the airline said there was nothing they could do for me.
Whatâs up with the tiny hands? If Dick Tracyâs hand is in front of him it should be a lot larger in perpective. It looks like he has a dwarfism issue. The same with Tess as well. I like to draw as well but this just looks like h*.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
If you find suspicious footsteps in the snow outside your home, it may be the Abominable Snowman!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠almost 15 years ago
Action packed excitement in full color!
How does one determine if the footprints are suspicious ones?
âEEEEEâŚâ and âFLOOOOOM!â⌠It doesnât get much better than this! We asked for it and we got it!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Once again Iâm on the edge of my seat. This story arc is riviteng.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
GASP!!! Did Dick get FLOOOOOMED?!?
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Or it may be a Peeping Tom.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
I was sure Iâd seen a product called âFloom,â but then I remembered itâs actually called âFloam.â Check it out:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/possiblymosthatedtoyever_22370
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
OK, that link got parsed strangely. Letâs try this again:
http://tinyurl.com/ydf3gs9
margueritem almost 15 years ago
âMorning, fellow sufferers. A day without Tracy is like a day without warts.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
By the way, I canât see anybodyâs comments. Is anybody else having this problem? I guess I wonât know if you are or arenât, âcause it seems Iâll be unable to read your replyâŚ
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Canât even see my own comments after I reload the page. WTF?
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
Where can I find an authority on suspicious footprints in the snow??
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
OK, I can see the comments now. Thank goodness.
If there is no snow outside your home, you may be especially vulnerable. I recommend pouring several pounds of talcum powder in a circle around your home every morning. Itâs the only way to be sure about those footprints.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠almost 15 years ago
margueritem said, â âMorning, fellow sufferers. A day without Tracy is like a day without warts.â
Zounds! What a comparison! Gâmorning, margueritem.
JerryGorton almost 15 years ago
Footprints could be the meter reader. Shoot him!!
coratelli almost 15 years ago
Dick is dead.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
^ Carlo, weâre not that lucky.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
âEverybody get down,â can be ambiguous when thereâs a rock band in the house. âEverybody grab your anklesâ takes too much time to say, and can also be ambiguous. âStop, drop, and rollâ has the same problem. Maybe âDUCK!â would be best, if not misheard.
rshive almost 15 years ago
A FLOOM! a day keeps unwanted guests away.
neonleon59 almost 15 years ago
Yesterday it was FLOOOOOMM! with five Oâs and two Mâs; today there is only one M. Does that mean the explosion isnât as intense as it was yesterday?
(And tomorrow we lose an OâŚ)
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠almost 15 years ago
OK, Half Note, I know you explained how Chris Chendo has the violinâs explosive device is triggered to Virgil Ohso, now explain it to us. As I see it, sound was to set it off, does throwing it in the water have the same effect? I suppose anything is possible here.
mjmsprt40 almost 15 years ago
Half note got it wrong. It wasnât set to go off if it heard High C, it was to go off if it hit the High Seas. OK, got it.
Morrow Cummings almost 15 years ago
Iâm sure the cops will come-a-running if someone calls them about seeing footprints in the snow. Theyâll really jack it up if you spot yellow spots next to them.
shstrng almost 15 years ago
I only read Tracy on Sundays now so I only have to suffer once a week.
ridenslide65 almost 15 years ago
Sontpickers Grabbag - Itâs Sasquatch OR your neighbor kid trying to catch you boning in the living room.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logflume(attraction)
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
sure, there was a flooooom yesterday , but
a floooooom in hand is worth two in the bush
sydney almost 15 years ago
This would be the time in years gone by, when the CHASE sequence would begin. But the Writers that have come since Collinsâ departure (i.e.1993) have dropped that exciting segment, one that was âessentialâ to a Chester Gould and Collins tale.
Tracy must now identify Virgil Ohso as the culprit and apprehend him. It seems logical that the link is Ludwig Harmonic. But how will it come about. And if it happens will Virgil try to escape ? Heâs gradually, in a few weeks - become an excetionally FAT man.
The only villains of yore to OUTSIZE him would be Oodles (1955) and Kilianâs Snails (2001) and heâd probably rank as âeven stephenâ with 3-D Magee (1953). Oddly, I canât recall Collins having any really FAT villains. Ownley Chylde (1981) perhaps, and he was only âchubbyâ.
In the wake of the First Ladyâs focus on âOBESITYâ, South West Airlines tossing overweigh actor Kevin Smith off a flight. Locherâs âcurrentâ Editorial cartoon also deals with the problem ⌠_SO_ -
Under these recent influences will Locher seize on them and have Virgil attempt to escape via an âAirline Flightâ (?) and will the âweightâ criteria have him âejectedâ on account of OVER SIZE ? If nothing else, it should play well with the HUGE advantage of - being âTRULY TOPICALâ!
Let me confess, I truly DONâT KNOW (and wouldnât tell if I did) The forward strips just havenât reached that point yet.
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
Thatâs misspelled â itâs supposed to be FLOOOOOMM! Remember I told everybody to add it to your spellcheck dictionaries.
It was a better drawing of the FLOOOOOMM! scene yesterday, too. (I didnât say good; I said better.)
The characters today donât even look like drawings of people. They look like drawings of badly proportioned puppets.
That was the third violin to be thrown into the pool. How many more violins are available? Will Tracy be reduced to throwing violas, cellos, string basses? Or will he start grabbing the electric guitars away from the rock band? They might fight backâŚ.
Now if the hero were a detective we would see him go about the task of finding out who did it and how and why. But who do you think he is â Dick Tracy? Fat chance heâll do any detective work. No, I predict the villains will announce themselves and confess their crimes, spontaneously. Why? They donât need a reason, not in this stripâŚ.
-Cougar :{)
margueritem almost 15 years ago
CougarAllen, like your new picture. :-)
margueritem almost 15 years ago
BTW: I see a small, yappy dog in the window in Gobstopperâs Band Book. Thereâs no way a miscreant could approach your house without said small, yappy dog going crazy.
WaitingMan almost 15 years ago
Pulitzer level poetry in panel five.
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Both my gas and electricity meter readers are now behind bars.
They were obviously in cahoots!
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
The day of color is here at last Reviewing events of the past Do you see footprints in the snow Are they by someone you donât know Then the authorities you should call They will come and arrest them all The embassy gala has become a mess High pitched screaming comes from Tess The bomb in the violin we do know Has a sonic trigger to make it blow Why it explodes now is a mystery Sowing confusion in you and me The swimming pool goes up with a flooooom Turning the water into spume Tracy is knocked on his back Channeling Cathy he says âaackâ So many questions still remain As the strip circles down the drain The readers are fast becoming numb From viewing the travesty it has become
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
Grimegobberâs Tipsbook Reporting signs of a prowler to the police is not a bad idea, but what does Locher expect the authorities to *do* about those âsuspicious footstepsâ in the snow? They can send a cop out to look at them ⌠âYup, those footprints sure do look suspicious, maâam. Weâll make a note of that. Itâll be in tomorrowâs newspaper, in the police log.â
Suspicious footprints found in the snow outside a residence on Maple Street. Officer Smith dispatched to the scene. Officer Smith confirmed the existence of the footprints and made a note of it.
-Cougar :{)
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
A friend on another forum added the pirate hat and eyepatch to my avatar. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
-Cougar :{)
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
And if you find suspicious names written in the snow outside your house, definitely call the authorities!
In truth, Macey had no idea there was a bomb in the Strad. In fact, the way his visionâs been going, he couldnât even identify it as a violin. He thought it was a toilet brush, and was planning to use it to swab out what he thought was the worldâs largest commodeâŚ
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠almost 15 years ago
The ambassador is asking the guests to calm themselves! Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and Richard Nixon want more petifors!
It appears that the only security the embassy has is the wooden soldier seen a couple days ago plus Dick Tracy that was an invited guest. Now that the violin has exploded, will Tracy call for assistance or will he go it alone?
Will Virgil Osho see whatâs happened on his tv? He has a lot invested in this project.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Well, puddleglum1066, it sure has a noisy flush.
Araldite almost 15 years ago
If Dick hadnât of thrown it in the pool it wouldnât have blown up. So his irrational behavior resulted in the destruction of the Strad, the destruction of the pool and surrounding area, and, with a little luck, the destruction of himself. No such luck.
kab2rb almost 15 years ago
The violin would blow up. On crimestoppers where I live no one can see in with or without snow windows blocked. But for a dumb crime story. A few years back there was snow someone decided to rob a bank and did get caught. What the dumb part is the guy who did it rode a bicycle and the police followed the tracks to his apartment and arrested him.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Bravo, WW!
Quantumtorpedo1 almost 15 years ago
Speaking of Southwest Airlines, I was in a window seat, the middle seat was unoccupied. The flight was full, so I expected the seat to be taken.
It was, by a man who weighed a minimum of 375 pounds. He took up one third of my seat as well as his own. His arms could not reach the arm rest, neither could mine because I was pinned under his girth. He clasped his arms across his considerable chest while sleeping.
Every eight minutes his hands would relax in his rem stage sleep and strike me. I paid for a full seat, to be unmolested, this was not the case and the flight attendant as well as the airline said there was nothing they could do for me.
brittickjr almost 15 years ago
Whatâs up with the tiny hands? If Dick Tracyâs hand is in front of him it should be a lot larger in perpective. It looks like he has a dwarfism issue. The same with Tess as well. I like to draw as well but this just looks like h*.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
This strip is ridiculously stupid.
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
All I can say is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!