Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 01, 2014

The length and flexibility of that elastic right arm in Panel 1 indicates that Gil has been replaced by Reed Richards.

“It just didn’t feel right. Everyone on the team seemed so NORMAL. You see, Coach, at my last school we had a mute, a gymnast, a guy who thought he was a lawyer, another guy with Asperger’s. Something tells me Milford is a lot more like what I’m used to.”

Art Standish is the new John Pascoe

Hrm. For a guy who did all of the talking, Daddy Dearest is being rather mute.

Hello, can you say Michael Sams?

In all reality, note the gunshot exit wound True has in P 3. No wonder it just didn t feel right at V Tech , loss of blood makes you feel woozy . Did thee shot come from the Book Depository or the grassy knoll ?

Isn’t Tru(e) supposed to be in class right now?

“It didn’t feel right. The coaches wouldn’t even shower with the rest of us.”

I smell a tampering acqusation by Valley Tech against our heroes. Das Boot is not Ronnie Bass. Will Gil require him to shave, shower and get a haircut?

P3: Both the offense and defense are running backwards away from the QB. It’s an old trick (3 Stooges and Marx Brothers) but it doesn’t feel right.

He saw the playbook, and he went to a few practices. He is ineligible to play for Milford.

Some days 3 panels just isn’t enough for Mopped Up Thorp.

Soooo……. practice is different from 7 on 7 because you watch from field level instead of the bleachers. At this rate by the time Tru(E) is 30 he may actually pick up a football.

Glad to have you on board, True. We’re set on running a double tight end wishbone all year. With any luck you’ll be able to throw five or six passes this season.