Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 12, 2014

J-Rod’s shoes look like they’re held together by duct tape.

Panel 2, Gil in disguise, sneaks onto the field…again, after yesterday’s successful cloning experiment in the Mudlark science lab also put him into the strip.

Marjies notes:Gr 3QBCute

I notice that True’s hips are still twisted to the side a bit more than than they should be. Does Milford High have a chiropractor on staff?

It appears the Milford team is wearing a patch on the right shoulder of their jersey. perhaps to bring out awareness for mutism (called Pascoism on the field), or maybe in support of Tru’s ankle injury?Also, is J-rod wearing a glove on his throwing hand or is he a lefty? I would think Gil would frown upon the former.

In all reality, Jarrod shows leadership as opposed to Tru(Z) laid back attitude of a slacker whose a 4 star in his Dads opinion . Jarrod s ripped , Tru(E) not so .

In all reality , Miss Ducey is getting the hots for J Rod , October shower scene ?

I remember thinking in third grade how I wanted to play quarterback for the New York Jets. Those kids in Milford, though, really know how to set their sights high.

In all reality, the key to happiness in life is low expectations .

“Set your goals low and you’ll never be dissapointed.”- Average Joe’s.

“I’ve wanted to be Milford’s quarterback since the third grade.”Now officially the saddest sentence in the history of the English language.

P-3, yes since third grade when I started playing with sock puppets on my hand.

I would like to know what Marjie said to prompt this protestation from Jarrod. Maybe, “Come on, kid, nobody is so lame that they grow up dreaming of playing quarterback for Milford.”

Marjie’s hottie status has morphed from Beat Writing Cougar to Hillary Clinton @ Harvard. Not good.

Jarrod’s head explodes when True sarcastically delivers the same line.

Can’t Gil(e) just give Tru(e) a backup receiver or just about anyone if he is only going to lightly throw the ball? The JV team wouldn’t even be practicing at the same time. Don’t worry, Marji(e) and MUT are all over this.

I think those socks Jarrod has on were probably made when I was in the third grade,

Hmmm. Douchie and Ducey. Sounds like the new power couple at Milford. Can’t wait for their new show, “I Love Ducey.” Babalooooo!