A grizzled group of groping groupies
Wistfully waiting wanting whoopies
Flight Suit frames his frolicking Floooms
Bursting before us like blossoming blooms.
I’m back in on my favorite browser, had to turn off almost everything to make this work though. Flightsuit, that’s a much smaller “flooom” than you’ve been doing. Ran out of small nuclear devices and had to use a hand grenade in the strad, I’ll bet.
Maybe we should have Dick shoot the kid without trial or warning, as he LOOKS like a predator. All predators have eyes in front of their face, and this kid sure does, being human. Just shout, “He’s got a gun!!!”
Panel 3: Virgil has taken a hostage! Who is he pointing his gun at while he tells the kid to stuff it? Out of frame, of course. The important things are always out of frame….
Dick is aiming downward even more sharply today. Look out Virgil! He’s going to shoot you in the foot!
Dick might be subconsciously thinking about shooting himself in the foot. Why go on when his arms are too short to reach his butt? Oh, the shame, the shame…. But he isn’t aiming low enough to hit his own foot yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Notice how Dick is gripping his gun, with his thumb positioned right behind the slide. The recoil is going to injure his thumb and the gun is not going to cycle, so he’s only going to get one shot. Whose foot do you want to shoot, Dick? You’re only going to get one chance. I hope you have a band-aid, because your thumb is going to be bleeding.
leakysqueaky has taken me to task
Because her input I did not ask
To her I do most humbly apologize
Before over my corpse they solemnly eulogize
I should have said “groovy groupies”
But I must have been slightly loopy
As for the absence of her going groping
Somewhere someone is fervently hoping.
“Decades ago, on local Tulsa Broadcast TV stations just before the late news came on, one would hear, “It’s 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children are?”
LOL I can remember my Mom’s reply to that when it was on TV.
“Well the Bar doesn’t close till two .. so of course I know where the children are”
Why do I feel the next words out of Jr’s mouth would be
“Agggg My Spleeen !!!”
That 10:00 PM message was played on TV every night here in Chicagoland too. I’ll bet the rent that PSA was played just about everywhere, and back then most parents knew where their kids were: In the house, if not already in bed. School next day, and all that.
Tracy has at least broken from the pattern of the last few stories, so far. He has yet to hide in terror and scream while the bad guys do their thing.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
I’m here and on time!
Darn! We still don’t know the outcome of this scene.
Regarding the Crimestoppers Notebook… what if your kid is the predator?
Happy Daylight Saving Time!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
The child in the crimestoppers textbook LOOKS like the predator
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Where are margueritem (aka Edie Adams) and Flight Suit?
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
I always let my kid sleep in the backyard, in hopes a predator might strike.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Large horned owls are eating small dogs in No. California. Could these two things be related????
margueritem over 14 years ago
‘Morning, VistaBill!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love the little Irishman, Leaky!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
TY dear……….Now YOU on the other hand need to be very careful with that avatar you have.
If I remember that commercial correctly
Somebodys gonna want to pick you up and smoke you sometime
Just tell them you would be very hazardous to their health.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Good morning, Edie, er, margueritem and leakysqueaky712. Where’s Flight Suit? I hope one of his Flooooms didn’t misfire!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Top O’ the mornin to ya VistaBill
I hope FlightSuit isnt late again.
margueritem over 14 years ago
How can we be groupies if Flight Suit isn’t here? This is exciting, I’ve never been a groupie before!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
margueritem said, “How can we be groupies if Flight Suit isn’t here? This is exciting, I’ve never been a groupie before!”
Me either! I’d hate to see this end just when it’s getting started!
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Sorry, sorry; my dad made me sleep in the back yard again, and a predator struck!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Yea! Flight Suit’s here! I can go to bed now.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Your dad’s probably tired of your floooom experiments in the house, Flight Suit!
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Well I have destroyed the bathtub and the kitchen sink, but here in the yard there’s the bird bath and the pool…
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
A grizzled group of groping groupies Wistfully waiting wanting whoopies Flight Suit frames his frolicking Floooms Bursting before us like blossoming blooms.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
wndrwrthg, we should make you our historian to poetically perpetuate our thoughts and ramblings.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Immortality, here I come!
mjmsprt40 over 14 years ago
I’m back in on my favorite browser, had to turn off almost everything to make this work though. Flightsuit, that’s a much smaller “flooom” than you’ve been doing. Ran out of small nuclear devices and had to use a hand grenade in the strad, I’ll bet.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe we should have Dick shoot the kid without trial or warning, as he LOOKS like a predator. All predators have eyes in front of their face, and this kid sure does, being human. Just shout, “He’s got a gun!!!”
Araldite over 14 years ago
I thought Schwarzenegger got rid of the predator.
LudwigVonDrake over 14 years ago
I guess Predators don’t strike during the day?
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Flight Suit said, about 7 hours ago
Sorry, sorry; my dad made me sleep in the back yard again, and a predator struck!
Was the predator’s name LelandReport?
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Who you callin a “groping groupie” WW
I Aint groped NOBODY!!!!
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
Panel 3: Virgil has taken a hostage! Who is he pointing his gun at while he tells the kid to stuff it? Out of frame, of course. The important things are always out of frame….
Dick is aiming downward even more sharply today. Look out Virgil! He’s going to shoot you in the foot!
Dick might be subconsciously thinking about shooting himself in the foot. Why go on when his arms are too short to reach his butt? Oh, the shame, the shame…. But he isn’t aiming low enough to hit his own foot yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Notice how Dick is gripping his gun, with his thumb positioned right behind the slide. The recoil is going to injure his thumb and the gun is not going to cycle, so he’s only going to get one shot. Whose foot do you want to shoot, Dick? You’re only going to get one chance. I hope you have a band-aid, because your thumb is going to be bleeding.
-Cougar :{)
Kim Mortensen Premium Member over 14 years ago
Howdy Everyone
Been followin this maddness for couple years or more.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
leakysqueaky has taken me to task Because her input I did not ask To her I do most humbly apologize Before over my corpse they solemnly eulogize I should have said “groovy groupies” But I must have been slightly loopy As for the absence of her going groping Somewhere someone is fervently hoping.
g6793 over 14 years ago
Welcome Mortimus…hopefully tomorrow (or sometime next week) we find out if the son is dead or just badly hurt…
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Kids heading outdoors? That’s a good one!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
When Jr Got shot the bullet seems to have made his arms longer.. a few days ago his arms were like a foot long.
And keep your kids indoors.. its easier for the predators to find them online than to actually have to go out looking for them in the neighborhood.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
BTW how did the guy in the first panel say “A disturbance in t he crowd Tracy !” when the disturbance hasn’t happened yet?
avatarjk137 over 14 years ago
Did they actually re-use Saturday’s as the bottom row?
countoftowergrove over 14 years ago
Son? Dammit! I didn’t KILL HIM!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
“Decades ago, on local Tulsa Broadcast TV stations just before the late news came on, one would hear, “It’s 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children are?”
LOL I can remember my Mom’s reply to that when it was on TV. “Well the Bar doesn’t close till two .. so of course I know where the children are”
Why do I feel the next words out of Jr’s mouth would be “Agggg My Spleeen !!!”
mjmsprt40 over 14 years ago
That 10:00 PM message was played on TV every night here in Chicagoland too. I’ll bet the rent that PSA was played just about everywhere, and back then most parents knew where their kids were: In the house, if not already in bed. School next day, and all that.
Tracy has at least broken from the pattern of the last few stories, so far. He has yet to hide in terror and scream while the bad guys do their thing.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Note to Flight Suit… I hope your dad lets you back in the house tonight. I’d hate to see you arrive late two days in a row.
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
All the girls have to go to bed at ten because they’re supposed to be home by midnight….
-Cougar :{)
ridenslide65 over 14 years ago
Dead as requested. Just like this strip.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
DT still has good aim.. even if he does have the arm of a 2 year old