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A grizzled group of groping groupies
Wistfully waiting wanting whoopies
Flight Suit frames his frolicking Floooms
Bursting before us like blossoming blooms.
Iām back in on my favorite browser, had to turn off almost everything to make this work though. Flightsuit, thatās a much smaller āflooomā than youāve been doing. Ran out of small nuclear devices and had to use a hand grenade in the strad, Iāll bet.
Maybe we should have Dick shoot the kid without trial or warning, as he LOOKS like a predator. All predators have eyes in front of their face, and this kid sure does, being human. Just shout, āHeās got a gun!!!ā
Panel 3: Virgil has taken a hostage! Who is he pointing his gun at while he tells the kid to stuff it? Out of frame, of course. The important things are always out of frameā¦.
Dick is aiming downward even more sharply today. Look out Virgil! Heās going to shoot you in the foot!
Dick might be subconsciously thinking about shooting himself in the foot. Why go on when his arms are too short to reach his butt? Oh, the shame, the shameā¦. But he isnāt aiming low enough to hit his own foot yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Notice how Dick is gripping his gun, with his thumb positioned right behind the slide. The recoil is going to injure his thumb and the gun is not going to cycle, so heās only going to get one shot. Whose foot do you want to shoot, Dick? Youāre only going to get one chance. I hope you have a band-aid, because your thumb is going to be bleeding.
leakysqueaky has taken me to task
Because her input I did not ask
To her I do most humbly apologize
Before over my corpse they solemnly eulogize
I should have said āgroovy groupiesā
But I must have been slightly loopy
As for the absence of her going groping
Somewhere someone is fervently hoping.
āDecades ago, on local Tulsa Broadcast TV stations just before the late news came on, one would hear, āItās 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children are?ā
LOL I can remember my Momās reply to that when it was on TV.
āWell the Bar doesnāt close till two .. so of course I know where the children areā
Why do I feel the next words out of Jrās mouth would be
āAgggg My Spleeen !!!ā
That 10:00 PM message was played on TV every night here in Chicagoland too. Iāll bet the rent that PSA was played just about everywhere, and back then most parents knew where their kids were: In the house, if not already in bed. School next day, and all that.
Tracy has at least broken from the pattern of the last few stories, so far. He has yet to hide in terror and scream while the bad guys do their thing.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Iām here and on time!
Darn! We still donāt know the outcome of this scene.
Regarding the Crimestoppers Notebookā¦ what if your kid is the predator?
Happy Daylight Saving Time!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
The child in the crimestoppers textbook LOOKS like the predator
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Where are margueritem (aka Edie Adams) and Flight Suit?
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
I always let my kid sleep in the backyard, in hopes a predator might strike.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Large horned owls are eating small dogs in No. California. Could these two things be related????
margueritem almost 15 years ago
āMorning, VistaBill!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Love the little Irishman, Leaky!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
TY dearā¦ā¦ā¦.Now YOU on the other hand need to be very careful with that avatar you have.
If I remember that commercial correctly
Somebodys gonna want to pick you up and smoke you sometime
Just tell them you would be very hazardous to their health.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Good morning, Edie, er, margueritem and leakysqueaky712. Whereās Flight Suit? I hope one of his Flooooms didnāt misfire!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Top Oā the mornin to ya VistaBill
I hope FlightSuit isnt late again.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
How can we be groupies if Flight Suit isnāt here? This is exciting, Iāve never been a groupie before!
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
margueritem said, āHow can we be groupies if Flight Suit isnāt here? This is exciting, Iāve never been a groupie before!ā
Me either! Iād hate to see this end just when itās getting started!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Sorry, sorry; my dad made me sleep in the back yard again, and a predator struck!
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Yea! Flight Suitās here! I can go to bed now.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Your dadās probably tired of your floooom experiments in the house, Flight Suit!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Well I have destroyed the bathtub and the kitchen sink, but here in the yard thereās the bird bath and the poolā¦
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
A grizzled group of groping groupies Wistfully waiting wanting whoopies Flight Suit frames his frolicking Floooms Bursting before us like blossoming blooms.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
wndrwrthg, we should make you our historian to poetically perpetuate our thoughts and ramblings.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Immortality, here I come!
mjmsprt40 almost 15 years ago
Iām back in on my favorite browser, had to turn off almost everything to make this work though. Flightsuit, thatās a much smaller āflooomā than youāve been doing. Ran out of small nuclear devices and had to use a hand grenade in the strad, Iāll bet.
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Maybe we should have Dick shoot the kid without trial or warning, as he LOOKS like a predator. All predators have eyes in front of their face, and this kid sure does, being human. Just shout, āHeās got a gun!!!ā
Araldite almost 15 years ago
I thought Schwarzenegger got rid of the predator.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
I guess Predators donāt strike during the day?
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Flight Suit said, about 7 hours ago
Sorry, sorry; my dad made me sleep in the back yard again, and a predator struck!
Was the predatorās name LelandReport?
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Who you callin a āgroping groupieā WW
I Aint groped NOBODY!!!!
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
Panel 3: Virgil has taken a hostage! Who is he pointing his gun at while he tells the kid to stuff it? Out of frame, of course. The important things are always out of frameā¦.
Dick is aiming downward even more sharply today. Look out Virgil! Heās going to shoot you in the foot!
Dick might be subconsciously thinking about shooting himself in the foot. Why go on when his arms are too short to reach his butt? Oh, the shame, the shameā¦. But he isnāt aiming low enough to hit his own foot yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Notice how Dick is gripping his gun, with his thumb positioned right behind the slide. The recoil is going to injure his thumb and the gun is not going to cycle, so heās only going to get one shot. Whose foot do you want to shoot, Dick? Youāre only going to get one chance. I hope you have a band-aid, because your thumb is going to be bleeding.
-Cougar :{)
Kim Mortensen Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Howdy Everyone
Been followin this maddness for couple years or more.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
leakysqueaky has taken me to task Because her input I did not ask To her I do most humbly apologize Before over my corpse they solemnly eulogize I should have said āgroovy groupiesā But I must have been slightly loopy As for the absence of her going groping Somewhere someone is fervently hoping.
g6793 almost 15 years ago
Welcome Mortimusā¦hopefully tomorrow (or sometime next week) we find out if the son is dead or just badly hurtā¦
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Kids heading outdoors? Thatās a good one!
gillbillvolume1 almost 15 years ago
When Jr Got shot the bullet seems to have made his arms longer.. a few days ago his arms were like a foot long.
And keep your kids indoors.. its easier for the predators to find them online than to actually have to go out looking for them in the neighborhood.
gillbillvolume1 almost 15 years ago
BTW how did the guy in the first panel say āA disturbance in t he crowd Tracy !ā when the disturbance hasnāt happened yet?
avatarjk137 almost 15 years ago
Did they actually re-use Saturdayās as the bottom row?
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
Son? Dammit! I didnāt KILL HIM!
gillbillvolume1 almost 15 years ago
āDecades ago, on local Tulsa Broadcast TV stations just before the late news came on, one would hear, āItās 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children are?ā
LOL I can remember my Momās reply to that when it was on TV. āWell the Bar doesnāt close till two .. so of course I know where the children areā
Why do I feel the next words out of Jrās mouth would be āAgggg My Spleeen !!!ā
mjmsprt40 almost 15 years ago
That 10:00 PM message was played on TV every night here in Chicagoland too. Iāll bet the rent that PSA was played just about everywhere, and back then most parents knew where their kids were: In the house, if not already in bed. School next day, and all that.
Tracy has at least broken from the pattern of the last few stories, so far. He has yet to hide in terror and scream while the bad guys do their thing.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Note to Flight Suitā¦ I hope your dad lets you back in the house tonight. Iād hate to see you arrive late two days in a row.
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
All the girls have to go to bed at ten because theyāre supposed to be home by midnightā¦.
-Cougar :{)
ridenslide65 almost 15 years ago
Dead as requested. Just like this strip.
gillbillvolume1 almost 15 years ago
DT still has good aim.. even if he does have the arm of a 2 year old