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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 07, 2014
October 06, 2014
October 08, 2014
Transcript:
Sun: "Hi, Viper!"
Viper: "Sun. Denise."
Viper: "Got another package for Dez"
Bernice: "She's never shown up, Viper. Just put it with the other-"
Viper: "Where's the other package?"
Bernice: "Uh... I don't know...."
Sun: "Dez showed up!"
Maybe Moony Uni is in San Francisco, and they already have the rudimentary âTransporterâ system in place, at what will soon be âStarfleet HQââŠ. â That would explain how âDezâ got a hold of the other packageâŠ..I thinkâŠ. â Itâs a good thing that Dez is from the boroughs⊠cos if she was in there, she was in and out in a âNew York minuteâ! â Maybe there should be a sign saying âDez was here, along with George Washington, Elvis and and those missing socks from the dryerââŠ.
It is not as much fun to have todayâs comic show up already in one of the last few posts of âyesterday.â I like to be surprised at 10:10 pm each evening (except Saturday evening) when the comic is published. Just something I like to do⊠;)
âThe Invisible WomanââA Very Short RoomateââFast Feet And A Flash DriveââThe Bermuda Dorm AngleââUnsolved MysteriesââHow Nice To Not Meet YouââA Cheerful Sun And A Dour Grapeâ
âI Know Why The Caged Ferret StinksâorâMe And My Roomateâs Shadowâ (â«)
Well, I am about to snooze in my computer chairâŠwas up way too early this morning! I mean⊠the sun wasnât even up yet! IS Katie is recovering nicely from the effects of the anesthesia that the vet has to use during teeth cleaning (actually it is the CVT who does the cleaning). Anyway, my beautiful Irish Setter girl is sound asleep on the rug. Time for both of us to head up to bed! âNite all, see yâall later on in the day⊠;)-ââââââââââââââââââââââââââThey are not long, the weeping and the laughter, Love, desire, and hate: I think they have no portion in us after We pass the gate. They are not long, the days of wine and roses: Out of a misty dream Our path emerges for a while, then closes Within a dream.â(Ernest Dowson, 1867-1900)
Donât call me âDeniseâ! My name is Bernice!Dear Bernice, you canât change a viperâs fangs. She might already be perturbed that the other package is gone with only Sunâs optimistic hope that Dez was there without you even noticing!
âIsnât a âNew York Minuteâ about the same as 34 hours, Minnesota time? :)â-Yes, what is a New York Minute? I had some say they would hire me in a New York Minute. I couldnât figure out if that was a good thing or a bad thing.
I think Iâve figured it out. We are never going to see Dez. Like Wilsonâs face in Home Improvements. Itâs one of those artistic quirks that many people canât seem to grasp.
Greg has also done the âcharacter only partially seenâ thing before. In the early period of the strip (at least 1985-86), neither Frank nor Nancy was fully seen on panel.
Good points. Iâm also suspicious of the idea that Bernice ha to pass messages for Viper (as mentioned in the Sept. 12 strip). Anybody that Viper needs to send messages to, she can communicate with herself without needing to go through Bernice. (I would be surprised if Viperâs contacts didnât have their own cell phones, because in the United States, there are more cell phones than people.)
Dez must secretly be Batman because how else could she have gotten into the dorm, picked up a package, and left without Bernice (whoâs been in her dorm most of the day) not seeing her. Itâs likeâŠhmmmâŠ<<
Ok, Iâm getting used to Sun & Viper now. Perhaps this is an arc about Bernâs growing upâ getting falsely blamed, defending herself, getting angry, and copping a chic college attitude. (Sheâll redeem herself when Dez appears, paying for the original bag.)*ANd those who resented having the cat let out of the bag earlyâ didnât you mean ferret out of the cage? Doesnât he look cute on Sunâs shoulder?
IJM â about your story yesterday of going to a friendâs house only to have his mother innocently ask you all these stereotyped questions. (Glad you didnât âeducateâ her!) *I had to write a diversity manual for workâ using âCultural Competenceâ rather than âCultural Blindnessâ. It was challenging, as sometimes stereotypes ARE in fact accurate. So we had our trainees use them as questions, âDo you want to chat before we get down to business?â âWhat kind of vegetable would you like?â âWhat show would you prefer to watch?â NOT âYour kind likes to first form relationshipsâ or âYour kind likes collardsâ. Cultural differences exist, but we shouldnât assume anything about an individual.
Doesnât Bernice go anywhere but her room? There could be some interesting stories in her first exploits on the college campus, classes, homework assignments. And really, the drawing on these two characters is very poor. A stereotypical Asian and a 40-year-old goth?
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Awkward.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
What packageâŠgeeze! ;)
Argythree over 10 years ago
I hope Sun is right. Otherwise, Bernice might have trouble on her hands. Viper doesnât look like the kind of kid to crossâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Maybe Moony Uni is in San Francisco, and they already have the rudimentary âTransporterâ system in place, at what will soon be âStarfleet HQââŠ. â That would explain how âDezâ got a hold of the other packageâŠ..I thinkâŠ. â Itâs a good thing that Dez is from the boroughs⊠cos if she was in there, she was in and out in a âNew York minuteâ! â Maybe there should be a sign saying âDez was here, along with George Washington, Elvis and and those missing socks from the dryerââŠ.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
It is not as much fun to have todayâs comic show up already in one of the last few posts of âyesterday.â I like to be surprised at 10:10 pm each evening (except Saturday evening) when the comic is published. Just something I like to do⊠;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Or the contents of the package is âinvisible creamââŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âThe Invisible WomanââA Very Short RoomateââFast Feet And A Flash DriveââThe Bermuda Dorm AngleââUnsolved MysteriesââHow Nice To Not Meet YouââA Cheerful Sun And A Dour Grapeâ
âI Know Why The Caged Ferret StinksâorâMe And My Roomateâs Shadowâ (â«)
Scott Stevenson over 10 years ago
I still say sheâs a âSilentâ from Dr. Who. Nobodyâs looking at her, so they donât remember that she was there.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Dez only comes around when Bernice is in class.At least she doesnât leave dirty dishes everywhere.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Well, I am about to snooze in my computer chairâŠwas up way too early this morning! I mean⊠the sun wasnât even up yet! IS Katie is recovering nicely from the effects of the anesthesia that the vet has to use during teeth cleaning (actually it is the CVT who does the cleaning). Anyway, my beautiful Irish Setter girl is sound asleep on the rug. Time for both of us to head up to bed! âNite all, see yâall later on in the day⊠;)-ââââââââââââââââââââââââââThey are not long, the weeping and the laughter, Love, desire, and hate: I think they have no portion in us after We pass the gate. They are not long, the days of wine and roses: Out of a misty dream Our path emerges for a while, then closes Within a dream.â(Ernest Dowson, 1867-1900)
jemgirl81 over 10 years ago
Is Dez a drug dealer??
Airman over 10 years ago
So Bernice has the female equivalent of âŠâŠ..The Shadow!!! And Sun looks like Linus waiting for The Great Pumpkin.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Anyone have any ideas why Bernice doesnât correct Viper âs calling her âDeniseâ?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thatâs what we said, the other week, LOL!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
GoComics is updated at 1:10AM here. How do other people in the Eastern Time Zone get it earlier than that?
jeff_e over 10 years ago
Sun reminds me of Noodle from Gorillaz.
SactoSylvia over 10 years ago
Not much to say about this one, except â quit being a doormat, Bernice! And â back to anatomy class, Greg â learn to draw boobies!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Donât call me âDeniseâ! My name is Bernice!Dear Bernice, you canât change a viperâs fangs. She might already be perturbed that the other package is gone with only Sunâs optimistic hope that Dez was there without you even noticing!
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Cox and Box.
BillH77 over 10 years ago
âVeraâ from Cheers. ZZZZzzzzz
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
âOkay Ladies. Since the TWO of You are Here, and Youâve Actually MET This âDezâ Person, TELL Me: Whatâs She Like??â
Its called a âQuestion.â USE It OFTEN, Denise. I MEAN, Bernice!
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
I see Sunâs trade mark will be that loose strand of hair on her right side.
cubswin2016 over 10 years ago
Has anyone seen Dez? Or Normâs wife for that matter?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
âIsnât a âNew York Minuteâ about the same as 34 hours, Minnesota time? :)â-Yes, what is a New York Minute? I had some say they would hire me in a New York Minute. I couldnât figure out if that was a good thing or a bad thing.
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
- I have a feeling weâll be seeing Dez before the week ends.^^I donât, did we ever see Carlton the doorman? Normâs wife on Cheers? etc
Chuck374 over 10 years ago
I think Iâve figured it out. We are never going to see Dez. Like Wilsonâs face in Home Improvements. Itâs one of those artistic quirks that many people canât seem to grasp.
perlcat over 10 years ago
For being a âsmart girlâ, Bernice is quite foolish.
Peabody429 over 10 years ago
Itâs full of meth
gromit82 over 10 years ago
Greg has also done the âcharacter only partially seenâ thing before. In the early period of the strip (at least 1985-86), neither Frank nor Nancy was fully seen on panel.
gromit82 over 10 years ago
Good points. Iâm also suspicious of the idea that Bernice ha to pass messages for Viper (as mentioned in the Sept. 12 strip). Anybody that Viper needs to send messages to, she can communicate with herself without needing to go through Bernice. (I would be surprised if Viperâs contacts didnât have their own cell phones, because in the United States, there are more cell phones than people.)
Hugh Manatee over 10 years ago
OFGS, letâs just get this Dez business over with! (This rant brought to you by TWA, your home in the sky.)
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
My take on the ânewâ Bern⊠click thumbnail for a clear larger picture
sokasu over 10 years ago
These are TOMORROWâs leaders? God have mercy!
topbunk over 10 years ago
Dez doenât exist. Itâs a drug drop.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Iâm satisfied with how Sun is drawn today. I also think Iâm going to like her.
jenbrown1017 over 10 years ago
love how Bernice doesnât even bother to correct Viper eitherâŠ.
Sorka8 over 10 years ago
This is getting old. Surely Bernice is smart enough to talk to these twits
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Dez is the Vera and Maris of this strip (âCheersâ and âFrasierâ references abound).
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Having a roommate who leaves the whole room to you alone sounds like a pretty good deal to me, even if it means housing a ferret.
TheLiam over 10 years ago
Another drag out week of âOMG DEZ" only to not see her.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Is Dez the invisible woman?
capricorn9th over 10 years ago
Iâm worried for DeltaâŠexactly what is in that bag and just what does Dez do?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âIsnât a âNew York Minuteâ about the same as 34 hours, Minnesota time? :)â ^More like Alaska/North Canadian/Arctic Time.. (X^D)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOL! â Itâs at- Oh, sorry! Ran out of ink! (X^D)
ImaginaryGIrl over 10 years ago
Dez must secretly be Batman because how else could she have gotten into the dorm, picked up a package, and left without Bernice (whoâs been in her dorm most of the day) not seeing her. Itâs likeâŠhmmmâŠ<<
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
Dez Kilroy - was here.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Ok, Iâm getting used to Sun & Viper now. Perhaps this is an arc about Bernâs growing upâ getting falsely blamed, defending herself, getting angry, and copping a chic college attitude. (Sheâll redeem herself when Dez appears, paying for the original bag.)*ANd those who resented having the cat let out of the bag earlyâ didnât you mean ferret out of the cage? Doesnât he look cute on Sunâs shoulder?
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
IJM â about your story yesterday of going to a friendâs house only to have his mother innocently ask you all these stereotyped questions. (Glad you didnât âeducateâ her!) *I had to write a diversity manual for workâ using âCultural Competenceâ rather than âCultural Blindnessâ. It was challenging, as sometimes stereotypes ARE in fact accurate. So we had our trainees use them as questions, âDo you want to chat before we get down to business?â âWhat kind of vegetable would you like?â âWhat show would you prefer to watch?â NOT âYour kind likes to first form relationshipsâ or âYour kind likes collardsâ. Cultural differences exist, but we shouldnât assume anything about an individual.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Who was that masked woman?
lmonteros over 10 years ago
Doesnât Bernice go anywhere but her room? There could be some interesting stories in her first exploits on the college campus, classes, homework assignments. And really, the drawing on these two characters is very poor. A stereotypical Asian and a 40-year-old goth?
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Denise?
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Maybe Dez telecommutes. You can do lots of things on line without even showing up in person these days.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Re: surprise partyâŠâWhen and where?â I havenât the foggiest idea LOL! ;)