Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 13, 2014

Based on the writing in P2, looks like the email is from Snoopy’s friend Woodstock. If my parents ever called to complain about my playing time, I would have been mortified.

Kaz: ‘What are these private messages from Marjie Ducey?’Gil: "Get out of my office!’

Monday morning isn’t all Gil hoped it would be.

“For now, that’s all I can tell you. Later, I’ll fill you in on what an obnoxious jerk your son is, and how he doesn’t have a quarter of the talent of True Standish. OK?”

Gil may not have won the Valley since God was a child, but he sure has the biggest cursor!

I don’t get it — do parents decide who plays or does the coach?

Why didn’t she storm over to Gil’s house on Saturday morning and scream in his face, like a local woman here did last season? Art had the courtesy to use e-mail to be a self-important clown. Mom and Art are getting together to start a website – GIL’S GOTTA GO.

In all reality , the best head coaching jobs in America are being the head coach at orphanges, you never have to deal with parents.

In all reality , in P 1 what does Gils computer screen have on it ? Looks like he s trying to peep in someones windows .

Kaz! What did I tell you about bothering me when I’m on my Apple IIe? Now get out of here while I print this email off on the ol’ dot matrix.

Jarrod’s mom complains, then True’s dad. If Jarrod’s mom is divorced/widowed, we might have a heckuva story if she and True’s dad hit it off and date

A fomer coaching colleague of mine used to comment to the peewee football parents that a perfect practice for us would be to cover the fence so no one could see our practice. In all reality Mr. Reality, the parents were great to have around and let us work with their kids. Maybe the most enjoyable football season I had coaching.

Bitsy, nice call on the Woodstock email. Gil’s really a smart coach. Did you notice he even has multiple screens going in P-1? No that’s a sticky note.

Hoo boy, today’s MUT is a hoot!

Thanks for the laugh Mopster. What’s next? Brazilian body wax to improve team quickness and speed?

Ha ha, I’m still picturing cuttersjock crying from happiness.

“Head coach at orphanages” ! Today’s best comment!

Sorry, Mop, I was traveling today and upon further review just now was quite flattered to see that you were enjoying the new surveillance system. Now, we can really evaluate True’s stance and technique along with Kaz’s special training techniques.

Yesss!

Actually, Gil is just watching the showercam in P1.