Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 2014

You can enter the Playboy Bunny protection program.

Mike hadn’t seen “Showgirls” yet. Possibly because it didn’t come out until 1995.

BD knows a lot ’cause he reads the articles.

Pleased to meet you Sandee, I’m Charley Meadows, LOL

I’m Butterscotch Countrywood – hey, this really works!

Hercules First?

Rocky Road .

Duffy Allison for me

Nicodemus Gorham — OK, this is fun…

Tippy Fourth

Snowball Twenty-fourth really doesn’t work well.

Yay! I get to be Tawney Hansel.

My sister and I would both have: Charlie Lincoln.

Wynkin Ria

Chris Booth. Might work, at least as my secret identity. Mild mannered reporter by day, Studly male pole dancer at night. Plus, I can’t make “county road 14001” work at all…..

Rubber bands? Can’t figure that one out.

Sounds like B.D. is doing some pimpin’.

Sabre Sooke

Of course, all the tricks BD mentioned became much less necessary with the advent of Photoshop. Also, Jacob Anstice is a lousy porn star name.

Jingles Cherry, hmm might work.

Ice cubes? Yeah they bring out your personality.

Ginger Tausend. They may not have had Photoshop in 1979, but I’m pretty sure they could airbrush away certain flaws.

Koko Lynwood. Sounds like a woman. Maybe a tranny?

Myles Malvern? At least it’s alliterative.

“Tom Paal”, which in Dutch means “Tom Pole”.

Rosie Keeneland would work for me, ‘cept I’m a guy.

Peanuts County Rd 78

Forgot to ask:

Why “rubber bands” in photo shoots? What are they used for?

Rex Mentone works well.

Boots Kenneth? Doesn’t exactly strike lust in the heart.

::snicker::Duke Ashwood

Come on Mike, you know what the ice cubes are for….

“Andy Cleveland”

Boots Noe

Well, I’m Brownie Hutson and I know the ice cubes help with that perky look.

Bobo Battle. I dunno, might work in some context.

And ……….. rubber bands?

Rubber bands?

Cleo Queen here! Not bad. Thanks for starting the fun game, dukedoug.

Duke Ashwood and Tawney Hansel get my vote.

Penny Foxen Canyon rd.

Sweetheart Springs

Freckles Meadowlark.

I’d like to see BD sell that crap to the eyons of women who lost opportunities and suffered humiliation because they were taken down or bribed by the puto who snapped their “wink” photo ops. Just say no Boopster.

Oh yeah, Champ One Hundred. How bout that!!!

If I was not a guy, Cookie Amaryllis.

Cuddles Abbott

Ginger Granada

It works for my second and third pets too:Samantha Cavacade and Sheba Idlewild.

OK, I get the ice cube reference, but someone in the know please answer the rubber band one!

I’m Fluffy Central? I think I’ll try a different way of generating a name….

The rubber bands are to harden up the nipples. Ice cubes can be used instead.

Prince Clarkson

Roddy Albany, another good porno stage name.

BonBon Empire – too bad I’m a guy, but that works for a female stripper name…

Frisky Blossom! Ha! I win!

Fluffy Grand!~ Thanks DukeDog…Did you make that up?

Frisky Looney! What a combo.

Um, the ice cubes I understand. The rubber bands I don’t understand, and the idea slightly creeps me out.

Suzy Toussau

Peppy Sicamous.

Lesse.. ice cubes stimulate the “weather report” reaction, rubber bands gather extraneous flab here and there, out of sight.First pet is long forgotten, as a Marine brat, too many streets (and I’m only twelve, so not grown-up yet. Body’s 69, but I’m TWELVE, so there! Some mornings easier than others..)

Umm…I’m “Duffy Vosburg.”