Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2014

There’s no end.

Is he going there to check out the chicks?

this is a case where we should use China rules

These are getting a bit stale. When is Rat just going to cook them for dinner. Better yet, Rat invites Steven over because he is still stuck outside of his wife’s house.

Time for fryed chicken !

The arc won’t last long… What goes to Vegas stays….

Isn’t there a chicken ranch near Vegas? Free range chicken may never come back.

Pig should have told the USDA guy to use his expense account to send the chicken to Vegas, it was worth the gamble.

Allegory for what is going on in the states right now, folks can came from somewhere and we end up giving them stuff (government of course).

This story arc is now entering a “beating-a-dead-horse” zone.

must’ve been a nice tv

Where are the crocs when you need them?

“mmm, free cheeken”

rat should send them to the crocs house

I ’d like a closeup of his (her) Bling!

@PUNishment: If you’re looking for the crocs you can find them over at “Out Of The Gene Pool.”

free range – “You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.”

allegory of what is happening in USA today —

The nine most feared words: “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”…

At this point, I’d go to the fridge, pull out the eggs and show them MY free-range chickens!!!

I heard that the reason only drove her car on Sundays was because her license was restricted due too many traffic violations.

Believe me, Rat… You don’t wanna know!

xxx

Time to break out the cast iron frying pan.

Not funny; actually, kind of pathetic.

This is how our government works now.

It jumped the whole flipping Sharknado.

It isn’t. Duck came. Duck took