Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 08, 2014
Transcript:
Knute: "Hey, Crystal! Luann 'n' Quill are throwin' a surprise dinner for Gunther's mom. Wanna go?" Crystal: "Sure" Knute: "Hold on. Luann just texted: "We're making spaghetti. Can you bring a side?"" Knute: "Ok! I'll bring Crystal" Knute: "Oh, and Ox! He and Gunth are buds" Crystal: "Salad! We'll bring a salad
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Man, what a dunce Knute is.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Yay! This is shaping up just right…all we’ll need is Gunther! ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Knute …. He’s no nutty, he makes Crystal look like a squirrel! – Sometimes… it’s a bit hard to tell if he’s just being a clown, or just a bit more creative in his thinking than most… or if he’s serious when he says these things… ….gotta love him!!!! – Reminds me of a verse in the ‘Lonely Island" (of SNL fame) song “Threw It On The Ground”, where the guy takes everything literally… he says: "…My so-called girlfriend hands me her phone, and says: ’it’s your dad’. “I said; ‘What- do you think I’m stupid? I threw it on the ground! (cut to cell phone getting smashed to pieces, girl looking on in horror and anger)… This ain’t my dad! This is just a cell-phone! Duuuuh!!!!” (♫)
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
I like the “I voted” sticker Knute is wearing! ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“Loop De Loopy”“A Perma-Frosted Flake”" Scarecrow And Mrs. Bling"“The Lights Are On, But You’re Not Home…” (♫)“Thick As A Brick” (♫)“Dense With Me” (♫)“Stop Making Sense!” (♫)“A Few Flies Short Of A Flyswatter”“Comfortably Numbskull” (♫)or“Have You Ever SeenThe Brain?” (♫)
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
The “oh, geeze” refers to the cellphone joke, not your list, IJB =-O
doctor075 about 10 years ago
Crystal should be a model,she makes Tiffany look like a boy.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Same old cast. Mr. Evans has given up on his idea of putting Luann in a new group of people. High school forever!!!
Argythree about 10 years ago
So a ‘Gunther Party’ means a surprise spaghetti dinner?
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
He graduated just under the wire… ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Actually, some people use the term “side-piece” as a slang for a girl-friend. – “Side-kick” also comes to mind when it comes to buds, so that’s probably where this one is coming from….
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“He’s A Braniac….Braaainiac… No, No, No!” (♫)
Angelalex242 about 10 years ago
…I guess that sort of thing must turn Crystal on, or she wouldn’t keep him.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
I’ll bet this is something Puddles would never do: deciding to bark at a dog that is at least a block and a half away. Now we have a wetlands in part of our backyard; the neighborhood across the way makes sound travel way louder that it really is. So, here is IS Katie barking on top of her lungs. And then there is me yelling at her to come in and stop barking! She’s in the house now, but she is in deep s#%t with me! I doubt if Puddles ever would have thought to do such a thing! I wonder if Luann wants one Irish Setter complete with the loudest bark in the middle of the night! ;)
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! you go do that, Crystal. Man, i wish this comments section could have emojis!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
The side kick was probably more for Ox (as Gunther’s pal, as Knute said)…..
JayBluE about 10 years ago
I think, too, K nut e’s shirt looks pretty reminiscent to the “red shirt” from Star Trek’s Original Series…… – Maybe Greg is saying what happened to Knute’s noggin… (X^D)
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Well, I’d better get upstairs to see what IS Katie is into, although I think she is probably just moping after getting scolded by me and my hub about her barking in the middle of the night! ’Nite all! ;)-—————————————————————“Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense.” (Henry St. John, Viscount Bolingbroke, 1678-1751)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
What about some nice fish? Knute could use the brain food.
SactoSylvia about 10 years ago
It’s actually very sweet (and mature) that Luann and Quill are doing something to make Mrs. Berger feel better, rather than just being annoyed at her hovering act.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
LOL!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Fascinating!!
Sportymonk about 10 years ago
What has been happening to Gunther and Rosa? Last I remember they hd discovered the “clinic” was a huge plastic surgery clinic and they would work in cubicles rather than in the jungle helping people.
Frosty The Snowman about 10 years ago
Knute has such a great sense of humor!
TheLiam about 10 years ago
I’m so glad we waited all this time to see Luann and the gang graduate high school, get into college just to rehash more high school crap.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sooooo, Knute “Voted,” eh?
THAT Might Explain the Direction the Country is about to take….,
Airman about 10 years ago
Knute & Crystal…..the best pair since Dolly Parton.
cdemattos about 10 years ago
and what a tasty lil side dish she is indeed…..
TORAD_07 about 10 years ago
And I, for one, am very relieved about this. I had a very good friend whose family basically disowned her because she married outside her religion. Life is so short and love is, unfortunately, all too rare. We should be much more accepting and much less judgmental of love…
@argythree and @IamJayBlue
I left another long reply to this comment on yesterday’s thread. Please check. Thx.
Barbara McKibben about 10 years ago
So Knute is going to bring “Crystal” as a side? Meth came to mind. No one else noticed this faux pas? I don’t think Mr Evans had this in mind but it came to mine, and NO, I do not do those things…
dblbaraje about 10 years ago
Knute, hopefully, will surprise a lot of people in the future. No matter what they serve, a “Gunther” party is a very nice thing to do. Deep down, Luann is really a good kid who just doesn’t know what to do with her life yet.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 10 years ago
Knute is talking to Siri.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
In the first panel Crystal’s necklace looks like a “plus” sign, not a cross. The other two times we see it, it has two cross-bars, like a telephone pole. I think it’s just a geometric design with no religious or other significance. Knute’s shirt, however, is almost certainly Star Trek-inspired. The sticker probably indicates that he wrote in “James T. Kirk” for U.S. Congress. The republic is now safe, with citizens as well educated, deeply concerned, and thoroughly informed as Knute guiding its destiny for the next generation. So party on, dudes!
seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Luann is of course now 18 years old as well. Did she ever register to vote, and did she vote on Tuesday? Remember, the fate of democracy is in Luann’s hands now!
maverick1usa about 10 years ago
By unamimous “we don’t want him another year!”
melmarsh9v about 10 years ago
As I see it, Luann will never interact socially with fellow students at the community college, because she spends so much time with Quill & Bernice at Moony U.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
“Right now, I’m at the library.”*JPW – Me too! What a blessing libraries are! (Let’s remember a cash donation never hurts either, especially at Thanksgiving.)
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Oy! Why does Crystal put up with that airhead? Sure, she is amused by the contrast; but if she weren’t around to keep him anchored, he’s drift off to Never-Neverland, never to be seen again (I wish)!
krys723 about 10 years ago
I love Knute
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
And I think Knute is playing here. Againn. His playfulness is what attracts Crystal. And Ox. And Gunther.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
A Crystal -style variant on Gunther plaid should be interesting.
doverdan about 10 years ago
Same old cast. Mr. Evans has given up on his idea of putting Luann in a new group of people. High school forever!!!
Wait for it. We haven’t seen Luann in her Pitts CC setting yet. We shall see…
There are several guys from Luann’s past that could turn up there.
Jim Kerner about 10 years ago
In other words. They’re good for nothing.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
And there you are! – I wanted to make sure that I (1) had my “recolecive memory” calibrated properly, and (2) wanted to make sure I phrased it in the most positive light, possible. Not because it wasn’t, but because you’ll have some who perceive information in that way first, and “shoot first, and never getting around to asking the questions later”….
JayBluE about 10 years ago
(on “Moron this….” ) Good one ! (X^D)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
I take it that nobody remembers “Scarecrow And Mrs. King”, then….with a then successful Kate Jackson, coming off of a run at Charlie’s Angels, and movies…
rwhodgkin about 10 years ago
“Luanne just texted…” But they both speak into the phone to respond?