Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 30, 2014

Looks like “Goose Goshen” was the right choice for that sign. Was Jarrod named an attendant because he’s going to be waiting a long time to play QB again?

Who would have voted for Jarrod, much less be thrilled that he won? He’s sulked, moped and snarled for two months now.

Alien spacecraft hovering low this evening in P2

No wonder Goshen stinks. Its halfback suffers from EES that is so severe it sends shock waves out of the back of his helmet.

Maybe Goshen would be better if they tried playing the game without ankle weights.

3 words you don’t hear often “moon was right”. Usually it’s “Moon was smashed”, “Moon was slurring”, “moon was staggering”, etc.

Looks like thought bubbles coming out of 44’s head but the cloud thing with the words didn’t fit in the panel. My vote: “This G-string is surprisingly comfortable”.

In all reality , why the surprise that J Rod was chosen Homecoming Attendant . He s a local who s grown up with all the kids in the school . He got the team ready this summer while Gil , Kaz and True did nothing. Truz still the new kid a hired gun just like Paladin, Have Football , Will Travel .

LaDonna Ausby owes me money!

LaDonna Ausby, grandaughter of Harlem Globetrotter great Geese Ausby (How Appropriate), is secretly hoping Wynn Wiley’s applied choke hold will take Jarrod’s breath away in P1. Nowww…on to more important matters. FSU’s Winston is a difference maker, undefeated as a starter. U of L Cards will need some pizza oven magic to bring home the victory. Go Cards!

Home Coming Flight Attendant: Coffee, Tea, or Me?

The Milford players are taking some disturbing liberties with the Goshen Goobers in Mopped Up Thorp.

What the hell is an attendant? Wouldn’t anybody that buys a ticket attend? Maybe he’s an attendant to Tru Blood’s homecoming king.