Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 31, 2014
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: You said you base your Halloween costumes on the classics! Caulfield: "To build a fire" is a classic. Mrs. Olsen: It is not. It's a short story. Caulfield: Classic isn't how long it takes to read classic is how long it takes to forget. Frazz: Snuffed! Caulfield: She was trying too hard.
ccmills about 10 years ago
I think I need to remember that line.
Caldonia about 10 years ago
Huh? What teacher would have that opinion? Short stories were studied in every English class I can remember and entire college courses are devoted to them. No wonder this boy looks up to Calvinhead instead.
bignatefan about 10 years ago
“To Build a Fire” is indeed a classic. You can get all of Jack London’s short stories at Amazon for pennies (I did it long ago).
vwdualnomand about 10 years ago
plus, his costume is appropriate for half of the country today. wow, it is cold outside. can’t wait until tonight when skimpy outfits, females, and having to go to multiple parties in those outfits.
garcoa about 10 years ago
I read most of my classics in Mad magazine, watched them on Rocky and Bullwinkle show.
shelbydiane about 10 years ago
so, who was Frazz
JudyAz about 10 years ago
.. and the mysteries involving the Kirwood Derby and the Tiara Boom DeAy
T_Lexi about 10 years ago
: D Mrs. Olsen’s pumpkin tee-shirt is perfect!
dputhoff about 10 years ago
Gotta agree with the kid on this one.
Max Starman Jones about 10 years ago
As an English teacher, I have to say that was one of the best descriptions of a classic that I have ever heard.
Darwinskeeper about 10 years ago
I read “To Build a Fire” in English class in highschool and still remember it. It definitely fits Caufield’s definition of a classic.
Diane Lee Premium Member about 10 years ago
Well, Shakespeare is hard to forget, but I don’t think that the amount of pain caused by having to read that out of date, no character development, simplistic plot crap counts to make it a classic. Shakespeare is like a fraternity hazing. You have to have been subjected to it in order to be admitted to the “educated” society. It’s the “Emperor’s New Clothes” of literature. You have to pretend to be impressed with it, or you’re no longer a member of the proper class. And, yes, I’m a retired English teacher.
Moloko about 10 years ago
And it took me three decades to forget that particular short-story classic inflicted on my in my tender youth – which I had successfully done – until this week’s strip . . . I can still see those waxy, white stiff fingers in my mind’s eye all over again.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 10 years ago
Kid, that’s a great definition of great literature! Trouble is, one man’s great is another man’s meh. I know I read certain Jane Austen and Charles Dickens novels in school and college, but I remember no details at all from them. On the other hand, A Canticle for Leibowitz, which I first read in 1962, still haunts me.
jbarnes about 10 years ago
@bigpuma, I think we now know why Mrs. Olsen was disgusted. The story did not fit with her idea of classic literature. Of course, there are also disgusting elements in the story, but that isn’t the first word I would pick to describe it.
pam Miner about 10 years ago
this makes a good point.