Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 12, 2014

and at first glance I thought Andromeda had gotten annoyed with Melvin.

Well now. The pig is flying (or at least in mid-air), so doesn’t that mean everyone gets a raise?

Flying is easy, landing without pain is the hard part!

Should there be an Air Marshall badge on that pig?

Is the pig flying with its ears? Did they create the Dumbo formula?

Gotta save this to show,ppl who have said,‘when pigs fly’ to me,now i’ll get that request approved. :) Peace.

New paper in the “Journal of Corporate Business Practice”:“Aerodynamic Efficacy of Helium-Equipped Swine in Contract Negeotiations”

With enough thrust, pigs fly just fine.

As I remember from Pink Floyd concerts, this does not end well for the pig.

That pig looks way past market weight of 260 lbs.

R&D didn’t need to genetically engineer a pig that could fly. All they needed to do was get it to levitate or hover. Piece of cake.

With a long enough schedule and enough budget, R&D Engineers can accomplish ANYTHING!!

1. sedate it so parts of its metabolism stop or slow down2. fill as many cavities as you can with helium3. plan a microchip in a nervous channel so it fires nervous pulses on its ears so it accomplishes movement in the ears to move forward4. get sued for animal abuse. Hopefully rise in salary will cover part of the sue

Never underestimate the capabilities of Research & Development.

Is it just me, or is that pig along the lines of what Dan Pirarro might draw. It seems to have his bizarre style of drawing.

and here I always thought pigs needed wings to fly. Had no idea they were like elephants and used their ears.