Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2014

So many men have been forced to toe the line by their wives.

Now he’s going to get a complaint from PETLST.

http://thehoopla.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toes.jpg, most people have type 2, and the only ones with longer number 2 are Greek and Celtic, but I don’t think is as simple as 1 to 5, as my toes are basically a combination of Greek and Roman, number 2 and 3 are almost the same(2 is just a tiny slightly longer) and big toe is just a tad shorter

gee…..a double whammy!

Hands up all those who just checked their toes.

I already knew, as I saw an article about feet about 2 months ago

Ouch! The unkindest cut of all! Cartoon-Boy, face it; you are a born loser; even you toes are against you!

Cartoon Boy has the personality of a toad?

Cartoon boy suffers the agony of de-feet.

I agree with the wife!

PBS usually doesn’t send me off to Google and Wikipedia. So I have “Morton’s toe” and so does Pastis. I’ve known all my life that my second toe was longer, but never knew that was supposed to be unusual. Golly.

Toe is the only thing longer…so sad

Rats! I’m doomed.

heck with that noise. turn around and take the girl in the sami sweater and sweep her off her feet

I thought it was normal for all.

i got hammer toes so it’s hard to tell which toe is longer as i can never get them to uncurl long enough to measure :(

I guess he can be footloose and fancy free!

Personally, I don’t even notice these things. xxx

And your feet stink, Stephan…

Positive? Staci is speaking to him.

Gosh, I always heard long second toe, long something else.

Finger lenght is determined by exposure invitro to testoserone, so why not toe lenght?

I WILL NOT HAVE A LIFE OF LONELINESS!!!!!

What if they’re the same length?