Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 22, 2014
December 21, 2014
December 23, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: "Uh-oh. We're out of wrapping paper"
Dad: "Luann, get the sunday comics! That's what we used when I was a kid!"
Dad: "Wow. Have I grown, or have papers shrunk?"
Luann: "Want me to grab some paper towels? I think they're bigger"
One boon about today’s digital media/TV and it’s advantage over print: You can hear it, take it on the go and as Argy mentioned, you don’t always have to worry about the size…usually. – One bane about digital media/TV? Now it’s on 24 hours a day, and people can’t seem to “unplug” once they’ve “connected” to it… – At least with newspapers, you can put it down and “detach” from the news for a while….
I gave up on the print paper when the Sunday paper felt more like the Wednesday paper with its ads than the rich full Sunday paper you could sit and relax reading all afternoon. That and all the references -“For more details go to so and so blog”. If I wanted to read a blog I would have gone there! I wanted to read the news
When my once-respected local favorite newspaper shrank from an eight-column broadsheet to a six-column tabloid, and the number of pages was slashed by at least 50% while the per-copy cost rose to a new high (because of the sharp and continuing drop in ad revenue), I stopped buying a print version. I haven’t bought a print newspaper in more than five years, instead reading online, from a variety of sources, including the digital version of the enfeebled newspaper I used to buy—it has also dramatically slashed its editorial-side staff, dropping all national and foreign correspondents and bureaus, becoming little more than a local paper, and not very thorough at that either. Its editorial stance has also changed, IMO for the worse. The circulation numbers are also plummeting…. How long can this go on?
My sister and I ran out yesterday and grabbed the foil from the kitchen for the last 2 stocking stuffers. Mom has a great sense of humor and it worked!
It’s a great idea for wrapping paper. I wrapped the larger presents one year in comics, and they spent more time reading the comics then admiring their presents.
If we move to another state,(likely) we will have our newspaper surface mailed. It is a great paper. Best sports section which covers all teams, not just local teams. Comics is still 4 pages, tho no Luann. Costs a lot, yeah, but worth it.
I know newspapers are strapped, but just too many readers enjoy the Sunday funny papers. Then what they do print are just a lot of politically correct and silly nonsense. Bring back some of the old good stuff on more than two pages you idiots!
Frank’s shirt reminds me of the Benny Hill show. Sometimes Benny would wear a shirt, tie and jacket all of the exact same pattern. Usually quite loud and always amusing.
Also there was a thing on recently how Rat tried to drop and cancel cable, but just try to cancel paper delivery, the only way I found was to stop payments.
Sunday comics pages used to be so large, the major players(ie Orphan Annie, Smokey Stover, JorPaloka, etc) had an extra mstrip above the main stipmcalled a “Topper”. Usually a character from the main strip in a short gag.No more……
I still get the news paper mainly to support our comic artists. I use GoComics only for ones not in the paper. It’s silly but I feel like I’m cheating if I read the free version when the paid version (that supports the artists) is available.
Brown paper baggies All tied up with twistiesThese are a few ofMy favorite gifties!*You can get 100 brown lunch bags for $1 at the dollar store, Frank. WE know you are thrifty.
back in ancient days, when I was working on my Bachelor’s in Physics, we had a joke amongst our group about the difference between Physicists and Engineers.
I am reminded of one of my famous “3 people” jokes about “engineers.” Sorry for the length.
An engineer, a business exec., and a Mathematician are all sleeping in a hotel. The Engineer wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG there’s a fire! What will I do? I know, I’ll take the ice bucket, fill it with water and keep dousing out the flames, etc.etc…”
Meanwhile, the business exec also wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG There’s a fire! What shoud I do? I know, I’ll call the Fire Dept. and let them handle it!”
Finally, the Mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG There’s a fire! What will I do? I’m smart guy. I can think of something.”
So he sits on the bed thinking…. 15 minutes later he says, “OK, I thought of it…” and goes back to sleep! ;-PPP
MAJOR HEADS UP: (Unless this has alrady been noted)Click at the Luann Bonus on top— there’s an entire arc of Puddles & gifts. Thank you, Team Evans! This was funny and heartwarming (even without the cocoa & heart throb)
Yes the Sunday funnies are smaller, but by way of compensation, the dailies in my local paper are now in color. Not a great trade-off, but better than none!
Decades ago, Garry Trudeau protested about his “Doonesbury” being too small, and, I believe, he made it mandatory that if a paper wanted to carry it, the strip had to be printed full size.Like most things today, companies make things smaller to save money. Mostly, I bewail the introduction of compact discs, because that spelled the end of Album COVER ART. (I still have about 300 LP’s from the sixties & early seventies, and still gaze at the covers of Sgt Pepper, Their Satanic Majesties, Surrealistic Pillow and lots of others!)
And at the same time that the folks with The Money (i.e., us codgers) are losing their eyesight, the newspapers are making the comics harder to read and enjoy…Go figure… Did they learn THAT part of Economics in B-School or a Journalism class? Feh!
Got it! You may be wondering about my chatting being suddenly cut off…between my ISP and xp (yes, I know I’m in the Stone Age!!!)it is a wonder I get anything done!!! I also have two malwear programs running at the same time, plus extra protection offered by my bank. One of these days the whole thing is going to collapse LOL!
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
That’s exactly what happened to our print newspaper! ;)
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Jon Arbuckle had the misfortune of being short some wrapping paper around last week.
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
That’s why I’m happy that there is GoComics… ;)
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
All three of the major newspapers in my area have shrunk in size , but ballooned in cost. It’s not like they’re made of gold …..
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Thanks for posting your home’s Christmas decorations! Left some notes about it on yesterday’s postings… ;)
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
“A Press-ing Problem”“That’s A Wrap "“Rag Time Blues”“A Supply With Little Demand”“Keeping Your Head-line Above Water”
or“That Inking Feeling”
wiselad almost 10 years ago
looks like this week is about xmas and Rosa/Gunther should appear after it next week
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
One boon about today’s digital media/TV and it’s advantage over print: You can hear it, take it on the go and as Argy mentioned, you don’t always have to worry about the size…usually. – One bane about digital media/TV? Now it’s on 24 hours a day, and people can’t seem to “unplug” once they’ve “connected” to it… – At least with newspapers, you can put it down and “detach” from the news for a while….
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I can think of few greater insults than receiving a package wrapped in strips of “Apartment 3-G”.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
At least it’s in color. For some reason, the ‘Luann’ comic on the ArcaMax site has been in black and white for almost two weeks now…
Squoop almost 10 years ago
Aluminum Foil.
rshive almost 10 years ago
You can still wrap better than with the e comics.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No! GRAB Brown “SHIPPING Paper!”
Then Draw Silly Little Designs on it.
…..,With CRAYONS!!!
Editman almost 10 years ago
Instead of shrinking the Sunday (Saturday) comics page, the Vancouver Sun shrank the newspaper to fit the comics page!
Barry1941 almost 10 years ago
This might have been why Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes retired from doing his strip.
Sportymonk almost 10 years ago
I gave up on the print paper when the Sunday paper felt more like the Wednesday paper with its ads than the rich full Sunday paper you could sit and relax reading all afternoon. That and all the references -“For more details go to so and so blog”. If I wanted to read a blog I would have gone there! I wanted to read the news
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
When my once-respected local favorite newspaper shrank from an eight-column broadsheet to a six-column tabloid, and the number of pages was slashed by at least 50% while the per-copy cost rose to a new high (because of the sharp and continuing drop in ad revenue), I stopped buying a print version. I haven’t bought a print newspaper in more than five years, instead reading online, from a variety of sources, including the digital version of the enfeebled newspaper I used to buy—it has also dramatically slashed its editorial-side staff, dropping all national and foreign correspondents and bureaus, becoming little more than a local paper, and not very thorough at that either. Its editorial stance has also changed, IMO for the worse. The circulation numbers are also plummeting…. How long can this go on?
monkeyhead almost 10 years ago
My sister and I ran out yesterday and grabbed the foil from the kitchen for the last 2 stocking stuffers. Mom has a great sense of humor and it worked!
BillH77 almost 10 years ago
Newspaper? What’s that.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 10 years ago
It’s a great idea for wrapping paper. I wrapped the larger presents one year in comics, and they spent more time reading the comics then admiring their presents.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If we move to another state,(likely) we will have our newspaper surface mailed. It is a great paper. Best sports section which covers all teams, not just local teams. Comics is still 4 pages, tho no Luann. Costs a lot, yeah, but worth it.
Brown Leghorn almost 10 years ago
I know newspapers are strapped, but just too many readers enjoy the Sunday funny papers. Then what they do print are just a lot of politically correct and silly nonsense. Bring back some of the old good stuff on more than two pages you idiots!
Chuck374 almost 10 years ago
Frank’s shirt reminds me of the Benny Hill show. Sometimes Benny would wear a shirt, tie and jacket all of the exact same pattern. Usually quite loud and always amusing.
Brown Leghorn almost 10 years ago
Also there was a thing on recently how Rat tried to drop and cancel cable, but just try to cancel paper delivery, the only way I found was to stop payments.
2Goldfish almost 10 years ago
What? He hasn’t looked at a newspaper since he was a kid?
Raymond Powell almost 10 years ago
DO like I do, use all the left over wrapping scraps and tape them all around the packages.
ron almost 10 years ago
At least they’re in color. Ours hasn’t been for a very long time (except here on the ’net).
harkherp almost 10 years ago
Sunday comics pages used to be so large, the major players(ie Orphan Annie, Smokey Stover, JorPaloka, etc) had an extra mstrip above the main stipmcalled a “Topper”. Usually a character from the main strip in a short gag.No more……
P51Strega almost 10 years ago
I still get the news paper mainly to support our comic artists. I use GoComics only for ones not in the paper. It’s silly but I feel like I’m cheating if I read the free version when the paid version (that supports the artists) is available.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My parents once used aluminum foil to wrap gifts when they ran out late night on Christmas Eve.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 10 years ago
Brown paper baggies All tied up with twistiesThese are a few ofMy favorite gifties!*You can get 100 brown lunch bags for $1 at the dollar store, Frank. WE know you are thrifty.
TORAD_07 almost 10 years ago
back in ancient days, when I was working on my Bachelor’s in Physics, we had a joke amongst our group about the difference between Physicists and Engineers.
I am reminded of one of my famous “3 people” jokes about “engineers.” Sorry for the length.
An engineer, a business exec., and a Mathematician are all sleeping in a hotel. The Engineer wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG there’s a fire! What will I do? I know, I’ll take the ice bucket, fill it with water and keep dousing out the flames, etc.etc…”
Meanwhile, the business exec also wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG There’s a fire! What shoud I do? I know, I’ll call the Fire Dept. and let them handle it!”
Finally, the Mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. “OMG There’s a fire! What will I do? I’m smart guy. I can think of something.”
So he sits on the bed thinking…. 15 minutes later he says, “OK, I thought of it…” and goes back to sleep! ;-PPP
locake almost 10 years ago
Who has only ONE roll of wrapping paper? I’ve never run out of paper in my life, I have at least 6 different rolls.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 10 years ago
MAJOR HEADS UP: (Unless this has alrady been noted)Click at the Luann Bonus on top— there’s an entire arc of Puddles & gifts. Thank you, Team Evans! This was funny and heartwarming (even without the cocoa & heart throb)
JCarrK almost 10 years ago
I read GoComics at 133%.
gaslightguy almost 10 years ago
My local paper shrunk the comics, quit providing a T.V. guide and increase the price by 35%. Haven’t bought one since.
SactoSylvia almost 10 years ago
Yes the Sunday funnies are smaller, but by way of compensation, the dailies in my local paper are now in color. Not a great trade-off, but better than none!
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Yeah, just found out, too…..
moosemin almost 10 years ago
Decades ago, Garry Trudeau protested about his “Doonesbury” being too small, and, I believe, he made it mandatory that if a paper wanted to carry it, the strip had to be printed full size.Like most things today, companies make things smaller to save money. Mostly, I bewail the introduction of compact discs, because that spelled the end of Album COVER ART. (I still have about 300 LP’s from the sixties & early seventies, and still gaze at the covers of Sgt Pepper, Their Satanic Majesties, Surrealistic Pillow and lots of others!)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a good example
moosemin almost 10 years ago
Yeah, but today, I need a magnifying glass to see it!
plusaf almost 10 years ago
And at the same time that the folks with The Money (i.e., us codgers) are losing their eyesight, the newspapers are making the comics harder to read and enjoy…Go figure… Did they learn THAT part of Economics in B-School or a Journalism class? Feh!
ChrisV almost 10 years ago
Dumbest invention ever!
Airman almost 10 years ago
Ah, Nancy, that box will certainly hold a lot of Viagra for Frank.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Just wanted to share my favorite Joe Cocker song… –
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Got it! You may be wondering about my chatting being suddenly cut off…between my ISP and xp (yes, I know I’m in the Stone Age!!!)it is a wonder I get anything done!!! I also have two malwear programs running at the same time, plus extra protection offered by my bank. One of these days the whole thing is going to collapse LOL!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
“Left you one yesterday.”.And I appreciated it. You’re too good for this world.(smile)