Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2015
February 12, 2015
February 14, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "I didn't do it! I never threw that! You can't prove I threw it!"
Calvin: "Besides, I MISSED didn't I?!"
Calvin: "The defendant petitions the court for a new trial on the grounds that his lawyer is incompetent"
Then there was the thief who decided to defend himself, and when one of his victims was called as a witness, he asked, “Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?”.He decided to get a professional lawyer after that.
So when a guy named Charles Meriwether held up a convenience store, the clerk said she had no money in the till. He asked for a check, gave his name, then said, “It better not bounce, or I’ll be back!”..Not for a few years, Mr. Meriwether. :-)
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Abraham Lincoln Had It Right – “He who represents himself has a fool for a client”
cholomanaba over 9 years ago
is not on the grounds, but under the grounds…
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
i threw a snowball at a girl named susie once, she came back and asked me if i did it, but before i could answer, susie kicked me between the legs
bluram over 9 years ago
Guilty as charged!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Then there was the thief who decided to defend himself, and when one of his victims was called as a witness, he asked, “Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?”.He decided to get a professional lawyer after that.
notsofunnyguy over 9 years ago
That situation certainly snowballed out of control!!
Say What? Premium Member over 9 years ago
PIFF for PAFF, almost.
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
I like it love those comics
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
so is his aim
J Short over 9 years ago
Never understood why attempted murder gets less of a sentence. Judge: We are giving you a less years because you suck at murder.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
And yet you thought you were so smart. Susie always hits the mark.
Chris Kenworthy over 9 years ago
You almost had it, Calvin. Next time, remember “it”: “Besides, it missed, didn’t it?” “It” doesn’t incriminate you! :)
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
another good one :)
yimhere over 9 years ago
Incompetency has nothing to do with idiocy…..
hibuddy.sourabh over 9 years ago
Susie in third panel. She is so cute. :)
dflak over 9 years ago
A microcosm of life. Would this be as funny if Calvin had physically attacked Suzie?
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
And throws punches like a girl—if the girl is Ronda Rousey.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Your petition is denied, Calvin…
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
Calvin, you must learn to engage brain before operating mouth!
Number Three over 9 years ago
I would run a mile if I saw somebody with a face like Susie’s in the 2nd panel.
xxx
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
A PIFF is a mifthA PAFF is a splat
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Heads Up! Play the video Gaijnrabbit is sharing with us. A lesson worth hearing.
josh_bisbee over 9 years ago
Sorry Calvin. If you represent yourself, you can’t move for a mistrial.
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
Cool Comic
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
Interesting
ant over 9 years ago
Prove it!
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Don’t be silly, Calvin! She KNOWS it was you; women’s intuition should never be underestimated.
Godfather Vito over 9 years ago
You would think Calvin would learn to leave Susie alone
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
I like this one
Kali39 over 9 years ago
So when a guy named Charles Meriwether held up a convenience store, the clerk said she had no money in the till. He asked for a check, gave his name, then said, “It better not bounce, or I’ll be back!”..Not for a few years, Mr. Meriwether. :-)
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Sheesh. It was a joke Calvin.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Defendant may be incompetent to stand trial.