Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2015

Abraham Lincoln Had It Right – “He who represents himself has a fool for a client”

is not on the grounds, but under the grounds…

i threw a snowball at a girl named susie once, she came back and asked me if i did it, but before i could answer, susie kicked me between the legs

Guilty as charged!

Then there was the thief who decided to defend himself, and when one of his victims was called as a witness, he asked, “Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?”.He decided to get a professional lawyer after that.

That situation certainly snowballed out of control!!

PIFF for PAFF, almost.

I like it love those comics

so is his aim

Never understood why attempted murder gets less of a sentence. Judge: We are giving you a less years because you suck at murder.

And yet you thought you were so smart. Susie always hits the mark.

You almost had it, Calvin. Next time, remember “it”: “Besides, it missed, didn’t it?” “It” doesn’t incriminate you! :)

another good one :)

Incompetency has nothing to do with idiocy…..

Susie in third panel. She is so cute. :)

A microcosm of life. Would this be as funny if Calvin had physically attacked Suzie?

And throws punches like a girl—if the girl is Ronda Rousey.

Your petition is denied, Calvin…

Calvin, you must learn to engage brain before operating mouth!

I would run a mile if I saw somebody with a face like Susie’s in the 2nd panel.

xxx

A PIFF is a mifthA PAFF is a splat

Heads Up! Play the video Gaijnrabbit is sharing with us. A lesson worth hearing.

Sorry Calvin. If you represent yourself, you can’t move for a mistrial.

Cool Comic

Interesting

Prove it!

Don’t be silly, Calvin! She KNOWS it was you; women’s intuition should never be underestimated.

You would think Calvin would learn to leave Susie alone

I like this one

So when a guy named Charles Meriwether held up a convenience store, the clerk said she had no money in the till. He asked for a check, gave his name, then said, “It better not bounce, or I’ll be back!”..Not for a few years, Mr. Meriwether. :-)

Sheesh. It was a joke Calvin.

Defendant may be incompetent to stand trial.